Roast Media Shakes Head, Part 8

[Ford Fairlane]

 

[Papa G]

Maybe Blackman isn't considered politically correct?

 

[Enviable Tradition]

Maybe Blackman isn't considered politically correct?

Wait til they google Black Wood

 

[Duckimus Prime]

Maybe Blackman isn't considered politically correct?

John "Personofcolourthatidentfiesasamale".

 

[JimmyBC]

One of Kamahl's bullies

 

[raptalia]

You know it is a no news day when the Murdoch Press has a Crows hit rock bottom story as their headline. FFS give us a break.

The problem for Crows fans is they had expectations for 2024 that were well in advance of their side's ability.

 

[raptalia]

Help! I do not see the problem.

 

[PowerBaz]

12 years of Hinkley achieving the same as them - but SA is a state in crisis.....

Now imagine telling them to come back being on the same path with Nicks having not made a GF in 7 years time......

 

[Nemisis]

Help! I do not see the problem.

John Blackman

 

[Grave Danger]

Help! I do not see the problem.

 

[Steve Dore]

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Poor eyesight and probably has a dicky knee to boot.

 

[Steve Dore]

12 years of Hinkley achieving the same as them - but SA is a state in crisis.....

Now imagine telling them to come back being on the same path with Nicks having not made a GF in 7 years time......






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lol, "special investigation".

The pro-Camry Crows media in SA are very happy for Hinkley and his enablers at Alberton not to face any scrutiny.

 

[tribey]

Maybe Blackman isn't considered politically correct?

Poor eyesight and probably has a dicky knee to boot.

Speaking of which, any mention of Blackers reminds me of when he nearly (indirectly) caused an international incident:




The last paragraph reads like a plot synopsis from The Office (UK).

 

[Ford Fairlane]

lol, "special investigation".

The pro-Camry Crows media in SA are very happy for Hinkley and his enablers at Alberton not to face any scrutiny.

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How Low Can They Crow, what does that even mean? Find a word that rhymes with Crow!

The Crows, they blow! No, not that!

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Speaking of which, any mention of Blackers reminds me of when he nearly (indirectly) caused an international incident:

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The last paragraph reads like a plot synopsis from The Office (UK).

From the man who brought us classics like 'My Mum Packed Drugs in My Kit' and 'Can't Bat Can't Bowl'

 

[Grave Danger]

12 years of Hinkley achieving the same as them - but SA is a state in crisis.....

Now imagine telling them to come back being on the same path with Nicks having not made a GF in 7 years time......






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"first part"

 

[Steve Dore]

"first part"

Souvenir lift-out in tomorrow's edition.

 

[Grave Danger]

Speaking of which, any mention of Blackers reminds me of when he nearly (indirectly) caused an international incident:

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The last paragraph reads like a plot synopsis from The Office (UK).

While Hugh Grant had his Divine Brown incident. Liz Hurley sure could pick 'em.

 

[raptalia]

Help! I do not see the problem.

PS The penny drops- I see someone has photo shopped John Blackman's signature. That is what you get when you open the door to AI.

After reading about that Shane Warne exchange with Makhaya Ntini there were probably times when John Blackman thought seriously about changing his name to Blackwood. Mind you in this sensitive new age jazzman Paul Whiteman would probably have found the going even tougher.

 

[Duckimus Prime]

PS The penny drops- I see someone has photo shopped John Blackman's signature. That is what you get when you open the door to AI.

After reading about that Shane Warne exchange with Makhaya Ntini there were probably times when John Blackman thought seriously about changing his name to Blackwood. Mind you in this sensitive new age jazzman Paul Whiteman would probably have found the going even tougher.

Give yourself an uppercut. Someone has used a fancy looking font and gotten his name wrong when typing it for the graphic.

 

[DaTBird187]

Give yourself an uppercut. Someone has used a fancy looking font and gotten his name wrong when typing it for the graphic.

Bullshit! They've got to you man. Skynet will exterminate us all.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Atleast you arent the guy who they used Tendulkar as bait for so you open the article and go "oh its not tendulkar who died" and then close the article.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

According to Kane and Tony Jones, we are the most fickle supporters in the competition.

 

[PowerLil]

According to Kane and Tony Jones, we are the most fickle supporters in the competition.

Jesus. Fickle after 10 years of torture? Oh man.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Mind you, Nathan Brown

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Nathan Brown

Age

36

Ht

196cm

Wt

99kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.8

2star

K

3.9

2star

HB

4.9

4star

M

2.7

3star

T

1.8

4star

No current season stats available

D

6.4

2star

K

3.2

2star

HB

3.2

3star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.8

5star

said we were uncompetitive, so apparently we are meant to be ok with that.

Must be the list, hey?

Kane's Volcano is about Hinkley and Port yesterday. Effort is wavering, taking it out on the players. 55 points conceded on stoppages, called out Finlayson, Sweet, BZT, even JHF for poor efforts.

He's concerned for Ken Hinkley because of the efforts of his players.

He admits it's just about time to say goodbye.