Roast Media Shakes Head, Part 8

[LeoMessi]

Whateley is almost a parody of himself at this point.

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[VineValerian]

Whateley is almost a parody of himself at this point.

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Nah. He's ok.

Comparing a serviceable (albeit marginally more intelligent than most) Aussie Rules footballer against one of the all time great, world renowned, elite sportsmen of this little rock in space!

Even calling him more to his sport than the other is.

Hmm. Yep. Fair comment. Seems legit!

 

[Ford Fairlane]

 

[Ford Fairlane]

 

[TazD]

Reckon Gerry is angry because people believed he would say something so stupid. He should treat it as a wake up call and confront his Geelong bias.

 

[Grave Danger]

Barbara who?

 

[Doctor Feel]

lol this is so good. It's like a boomer being welcomed to the internet.

 

[simba_]

a great excuse to post this pic

 

[PortPortPort]

After what he said about Aliir and ignoring the fact that Hawkins does it every game several times, keep all these memes coming.

Didn't Gerard Healy say that?

 

[Lightning_Rod]

That whole ‘unsociable football’ era was wild. Hawthorn celebrated for being egregious rule-benders, while Matt Thomas is suspended for being jostled into an umpire running backwards by Brad Sewell, and Kane Cornes with a hitherto spotless record is suspended for shoving Sam Mitchell.

Let us not forget good bloke Hodgey nearly decapitating Wingard against the post

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[tribey]

Let us not forget good bloke Hodgey nearly decapitating Wingard against the post

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Ooh, how could I forget

 

[afl2004]

After what the shit he said about us on 360 , every fabrizio Romano tweet about Messi I'm posting that fake quote.

let's see how that nerd deals with every Argentinean wanting his blood

 

[Troopsy]

Didn't Gerard Healy say that?

Whoops wrong Gerard

 

[Doctor Feel]

After what the s**t he said about us on 360 , every fabrizio Romano tweet about Messi I'm posting that fake quote.

let's see how that nerd deals with every Argentinean wanting his blood

Oh man that is such an x factor in this funny chain of events. If we get Argentines after him its next level.

 

[Duck Farmer]

When are you changing your username?

 

[agmsy]

I reckon he's got worse.

Vascular dementia.

 

[LeoMessi]

When are you changing your username?

Was thinking it but couldn't spell Myers name...or is it Miers

 

[VineValerian]

Was thinking it but couldn't spell Myers name...or is it Miers

Mai Urhhs, the famous Vietnamese half forward.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Whateley's first job at the H-S was as a movie reviewer. Says a lot about the way he sees footy.

 

[backtozero]

a great excuse to post this pic

This photo sounds whiney.

 

[Del165198]

Whateley's first job at the H-S was as a movie reviewer. Says a lot about the way he sees footy.

Janus?

 

[Del165198]

If you'd replace gryan Miers

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Gryan Miers

Age

25

Ht

179cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.4

4star

K

9.1

4star

HB

6.3

4star

M

4.1

4star

T

1.8

4star

G

1.1

4star

D

15.3

4star

K

9.0

4star

HB

6.3

4star

M

4.6

4star

T

1.6

3star

G

0.9

4star

D

14.4

4star

K

8.4

4star

HB

6.0

4star

M

3.8

4star

T

2.2

4star

G

1.2

4star

with ken Hinkley I'd believe that quote 100%

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Janus?

???

Whateley loves the theatre of footy, the stories he can tell. His first professional job was writing about the excitement, the fun, the heartbreak, the tragedy in films. You can see / hear that professional training come across, when he does his editorials on SEN every morning, or gets on his high horse about an issue on SEN or AFL 360's.

His game calling is very good, I have no issues with that, but his editorials are some what formulaic.

 

[tribey]

His game calling is very good, I have no issues with that, but his editorials are some what formulaic.

He reminds me of the kid from Almost Famous getting to rub shoulders with Stillwater, and completely forgetting the advice given to him by Lester Bangs: Don’t make friends with them, etc.

In terms of his selective impartiality as a journalist/pundit, he’s no different to any of the Geelong fans who periodically wander in and drop their monocles at enduring criticism of their former player/assistant coach.

 

[JimmyBC]

When I stepped out into the bright sunlight from the darkness of the movie house, I had only two things on my mind: Broad landscapes & the AFL - Whiteley