Certified Legendary Thread Melbourne Board AFL-Wide (1990 Onwards) Fantasy Draft Comp – Winner: Demon Attack!

[Scythe94]

Congratulations to Demon Attack (73.3%), a worthy winner of the Fantasy Draft Comp!



Demon Attack your badge will be organised soon. Thanks everbody for playing, this thread was the most fun I've had on BF in a long time

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Diving flog but sigh, give me Alex Rance

Alex Rance

Age

35

Ht

194cm

Wt

95kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.6

4star

K

8.9

3star

HB

7.7

5star

M

5.7

5star

T

2.4

4star

MG

226.9

3star

No current season stats available

D

17.0

5star

K

5.8

3star

HB

11.2

5star

M

5.0

5star

T

3.6

5star

I left Spargo for you Toump Ass

 

[Scythe94]

Down in our environment at Demon Attack FC we value two pillars above all else in our DNA.... CONTEST & DEFENCE



JUSTIN LEPPITSCH
Pick 4, 1992
3x flags
3x AA
1x B&F
Also 2x leading goalkicker so can be a swingman if needed.



DUSTIN FLETCHER
F/S, 1992
2x flags
2x AA
1x B&F
400 games
And the best goalkeeper Australia ever had in International Rules.

A11dAtP0w3R

Diving flog but sigh, give me Alex Rance

I left Spargo for you Toump Ass

 

[Toump Ass]

Was gonna go Alex Rance

Alex Rance

Age

35

Ht

194cm

Wt

95kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.6

4star

K

8.9

3star

HB

7.7

5star

M

5.7

5star

T

2.4

4star

MG

226.9

3star

No current season stats available

D

17.0

5star

K

5.8

3star

HB

11.2

5star

M

5.0

5star

T

3.6

5star

actually.
Oh well. A midfield so good my defenders won't even see the ball.

6 AA, a norm smith, 2 flags, and can allegedly throw a basketball.
I'll grab Pendles thanks.

Let's go Dory_77

 

[Scythe94]

Now we're rolling

 

[Scythe94]

I really need some KPPs

 

[Bluelegs]

Was hoping Fletcher would slip back a bit further.

 

[schmuttt]

No-one has taken my guy yet

 

[Dory_77]

Darren Glass

Darren Glass

Age

43

Ht

192cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

4.3

2star

HB

6.4

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.7

4star

No current season stats available

D

5.6

2star

K

2.6

1star

HB

3.0

3star

M

1.8

2star

T

1.0

3star

for FB

Crimson Azure

 

[Scythe94]

Darren Glass for FB

Crimson Azure

God damn it

 

[Toump Ass]

Thing about Alex Rance

Alex Rance

Age

35

Ht

194cm

Wt

95kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.6

4star

K

8.9

3star

HB

7.7

5star

M

5.7

5star

T

2.4

4star

MG

226.9

3star

No current season stats available

D

17.0

5star

K

5.8

3star

HB

11.2

5star

M

5.0

5star

T

3.6

5star

is, he's ****in' dumb.

My wife had to host him as a guest at her school, him and (I think) Joel Bowden. Time-wasting motivational career talk or something.

So they're crapping about preparing for life outside of footy and Joel's like "Come on Alex, tell everyone about the bins!!" so Alex starts passionately rabbiting on about his post-career dream of imploding bins. The idea being instead of garbage trucks picking up your rubbish once a week you'd just have these bins that implode into tiny cubes, just like the Jetsons TV show. Or maybe futurama. Anyway the whole class apparently just looked at him like he was the dumbest campaigner on earth while Joel Bowden tried not to piss himself laughing.

Dives too, weak prick.

 

[Demon Attack]

Darren Glass for FB

Crimson Azure

Strongly considered him.

This is fun.

 

[Scythe94]

Had a list of five for my next pick, and four of them have gone off the board in the past five selections. Plz be kind Crimson Azure and Theseventhhamster

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Thing about Alex Rance is, he's ****in' dumb.

My wife had to host him as a guest at her school, him and (I think) Joel Bowden. Time-wasting motivational career talk or something.

So they're crapping about preparing for life outside of footy and Joel's like "Come on Alex, tell everyone about the bins!!" so Alex starts passionately rabbiting on about his post-career dream of imploding bins. The idea being instead of garbage trucks picking up your rubbish once a week you'd just have these bins that implode into tiny cubes, just like the Jetsons TV show. Or maybe futurama. Anyway the whole class apparently just looked at him like he was the dumbest campaigner on earth while Joel Bowden tried not to piss himself laughing.

Dives too, weak prick.

Thanks Toump, if people on this board already didn't have enough reasons to vote against me.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

 

[Dancing Potato]

This joke will never get old.

 

[Scythe94]

This joke will never get old.

Happy 5k, Spud

 

[Dancing Potato]

Happy 5k, Spud

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Using my 5000th post to laugh at Alex Rance just feels...right

 

[Crimson Azure]

P Dangerfield

Just 19 more inside mids to go.

Theseventhhamster

 

[Theseventhhamster]

P Dangerfield

Just 19 more inside mids to go.

Theseventhhamster

Geez you lot have made a run on defenders. ****ing pricks. Anyway **** you all gimmie that Geelong flog Tom Stewart

 

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Scythe94 taking longer than 1 minute.

 

[Scythe94]

Spent a while pondering the seemingly never ending Jack Riewoldt vs Tom Hawkins

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Tom Hawkins

Age

36

Ht

197cm

Wt

105kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.2

3star

K

7.9

3star

HB

4.4

3star

M

5.5

5star

T

1.9

4star

G

2.1

5star

D

12.7

3star

K

8.6

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

5.1

5star

T

2.1

3star

G

1.6

5star

D

7.8

2star

K

5.6

3star

HB

2.2

2star

M

4.2

4star

T

1.0

3star

G

2.2

5star

debate.

My team is prioritising good kicks (see Black and Bucks), so Riewoldt's crumbing is less important, and I've always liked Hawkins more anyway. Three current Geelong players in a row lol.

Three flags, 5x AA, 11x Leading Goalkicker and 13th all-time for goals kicked.

Your turn, Bluelegs.

 

[Bluelegs]

How dare you get me back for taking McLeod

 

[schmuttt]

Bluelegs hurry up

 

[Bluelegs]

Let's keep it Geelong flog themed. Joel Selwood.

schmuttt

 

[Scythe94]

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