Toump Ass
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- Jun 14, 2015
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I know this is an old post, but I'm dying to know.Not sure if morally corrupt or justified action - you decide?
About 15 years ago, my younger sister and her idiot steady boyfriend of the time had a nasty break up. About a week later he turns up to a wedding of mutual friend with another girl, then gets plastered at the reception, not surprisingly makes a complete arse of himself and eventually gets tossed out by two of the grooms brothers. During the scuffle to remove him which I happily assist with, his wallet drops out of his suit jacket, so I quickly pocket it.
One of the brothers and I then follow him out the door to make sure he actually departs as he was a bit of nutter, then watch him stagger across the car park, stumble into his car and as he drives off past us he flips the bird and shouts 'f**ck you' for good measure!
So I then go back into reception, use their landline and call the cops to report my car stolen! Tell them my location, but provide his name, a description of his car and the rego plate number. Towards the end of the night as we were leaving I simply slip his wallet under a large cloth napkin on one the tables.
A few days later my sister calls, laughing saying she was told her ex was pulled over by the police after leaving the wedding, was breath tested and blew .022! His car was impounded and he was also locked-up overnight as he assaulted one the cops over something about not being able to produce his license and/or provide evidence of the cars ownership..?
He was eventually fined $2,500, lost his license for 3 years and earned a conviction for assaulting a police officer...
Did you steal his shit from his wallet before leaving it?
I probably would have thrown it in the bin tbh.