Oppo Camp Oliver Henry (Traded to Geelong 2022)

[JB1975]

There's a time in your life when you wake up on someone's floor, somewhere, with a foreign object protruding from an orifice. It's a watershed moment. When it happens, you realise on some metaphorical level that you can never go home again.

The lesson for the CFC is not that Ollie is tainted by a Geelong upbringing, but that we didn't do enough to make him a different person.

He left with the same haircut that he arrived with. He left with the same oafish and doe-eyed look that he arrived with.

At the very least he needed a makeover, or some cosmopolitan adventurism which wouldn't raise an eyebrow in Smith St but which could deny him entry to the Australian Wool Museum, like studded denim shorts paired with a midriff top.

We made it too easy for Ollie to go home again.

 

[Finnishpie]

Hoping he suffers a couple of career threatening injuries. I want to see him carried off on a stretcher.

#asseriousashisstatement

 

[JB1975]

Hoping he suffers a couple of career threatening injuries. I want to see him carried off on a stretcher.

 

[Jen2310]

Hoping he suffers a couple of career threatening injuries. I want to see him carried off on a stretcher.

no matter how we feel about the events that went down in recent weeks, I think this is uncalled for.

I never would wish him harm.

 

[Macca75]

no matter how we feel about the events that went down in recent weeks, I think this is uncalled for.

I never would wish him harm.

I don't like him, sounds like a spoilt brat but I definitely don't wish him any harm, I just hope he has a shit game when our VFL side plays against him.

 

[gouki88]

Hoping he suffers a couple of career threatening injuries. I want to see him carried off on a stretcher.

What is wrong with you?

 

[The Royal Sampler]

Hoping he suffers a couple of career threatening injuries. I want to see him carried off on a stretcher.

Seems a bit over the top. One should do, really. A couple is unnecessary and just in poor taste.

 

[NMBB]

Hoping he suffers a couple of career threatening injuries. I want to see him carried off on a stretcher.

Bit over the top - plus please don't invite karma against us for thinking & saying such stuff

 

[Soups]

Hoping he suffers a couple of career threatening injuries. I want to see him carried off on a stretcher.

Dude

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

Hoping he suffers a couple of career threatening injuries. I want to see him carried off on a stretcher.

He left Collingwood

You sound as though he robbed your scrotum

 

[Finnishpie]

He left Collingwood

You sound as though he robbed your scrotum

I was being as serious as his public statement. Neither of us meant what we wrote. Lol.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

I was being as serious as his public statement. Neither of us meant what we wrote. Lol.

Thank you

I was going to pray for your nuts on Sunday

 

[Finnishpie]

Thank you

I was going to pray for your nuts on Sunday

I suppose I should clarify it on the original post, since people clearly took it seriously. I’ve been watching too much Anthony Jesselnik.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

I suppose I should clarify it on the original post, since people clearly took it seriously. I’ve been watching too much Anthony Jesselnik.

I wouldn’t put it past Ollie to have stolen your nuts

Just saw this pic of him down at Corio

 

[Mollythedolly]

Sorry, I should have said “that tosser who now plays with his brother at Geelong”.

Could still be two though, gotta love it.

Does limit the discussion to the Guthrie or Henry tossers.

 

[jmac70]

no matter how we feel about the events that went down in recent weeks, I think this is uncalled for.

I never would wish him harm.

What if he has a shot on goal after the siren to beat us in the grand final? Personally, I would be hoping his leg falls off completely.

 

[jmac70]

I wouldn’t put it past Ollie to have stolen your nuts

Just saw this pic of him down at Corio

Yep, that’s what living in Geelong does to people.

 

[Dynamics]

Blow it out your disingenuous @rsehole, Oliver.

 

[TheGreatGrundy]

I wonder who wrote it for him?

If he writes like he speaks, he would definitely have used a ghost-writer.

 

[Robroy22]

Yep, that’s what living in Geelong does to people.

I actually doubt Ollie's ever been to Corio...I mean real Corio (Corio Village) not the Grammar Yacht Club which is also located in Corio.
He may have been to Grammar to play against the big lads at some stage. Or to get treatment at GGS's state of the art Sports Medicine Precinct (yep you heard it right...a school has its own Sports medics....the Gyms and Sports precinct at Grammar rival anything in the AFL's upper echelon.

 

[jmac70]

I actually doubt Ollie's ever been to Corio...I mean real Corio (Corio Village) not the Grammar Yacht Club which is also located in Corio.
He may have been to Grammar to play against the big lads at some stage. Or to get treatment at GGS's state of the art Sports Medicine Precinct (yep you heard it right...a school has its own Sports medics....the Gyms and Sports precinct at Grammar rival anything in the AFL's upper echelon.

Stood next to Grammar at the Head of School Girls earlier in the year.

w***ers.

 

[NMBB]

Stood next to Grammar at the Head of School Girls earlier in the year.

w***ers.

Hip hip lads - go school

 

[domus]

He was one of the very few Collingwood players for whom I felt no real warmth even when he wore our beloved colours, so his move clears my conscience and makes him much easier to dislike. No doubt he will kick a bag against us at some stage in his career.

 

[jmac70]

Hip hip lads - go school

Pretty much that.
They only had crews rowing in the 8 boats and would not move out of the way when our quads were rowing.
That is until I told them to move or I would throw them in the Barwon.

 

[pablo disco bar]

I reckon his An imbreeder and still on the tit