Port…….(title no longer non PC, as per management’s request)

[Horace]

Well, I hope we haven't gone early.
It would seem we have Poort right where we want them and ready to hum.

Matilda, Jason Horn Fabian Francis' favourite milking cow has apparently stuck up a hoof and wants to join in the humming. Not sure how that works but I am not an expert like young Jason Horn Fabian Francis.

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Nice Hummer there Jason Horn Fabian Francis.


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I hope our friends at West Coast hold firm I want to death ride the JHFF hummer and Poort next year. They're very flaky well according to one of their ex players.

oh well as Ms Sharon would say

Hmm I take it you've never been near a dairy farm, The accurate one. That's a very handy looking Hereford Bull. Try milking that one and I would suggest you might end up in more than a spot of bother.

Maybe try one of these two very nice looking Jersey girls.

 

[DarkPhoenix]

Hmm I take it you've never been near a dairy farm, The accurate one. That's a very handy looking Hereford Bull. Try milking that one and I would suggest you might end up in more than a spot of bother.

Maybe try one of these two very nice looking Jersey girls.

 

[El Triggso]

Read a page or two of the Port board. Taking on board their disdain for our mighty club, this was the image that formed in my head;

Don’t drink too many glasses of that sweet, cool Turnip juice Poort.

 

[Hojuman]

Hummin gettin' louder.....mmmmmm......

 

[Luke72]

Hummmmmmm hummmmm PooOOOooort

 

[The acurate one]

Of course we'll never forget the JHFF famous photo of him sleeping in his NMFC jumper. A very emotional experience for us all.
His love for North was such that he played a whopping 17 games for us over the journey.




As you all know I am heavily connected with the club, like KITK34, I mean nearly, and I TOO CAN GET CRANKY WHEN I'M QUESTIONED!

ANyway old mate sent me this other pic, taken just before JHFF climbed into bed that night, wowsers he certainly did seem to love us for a bit.

oh well as we say and I like the anti-ball humming attire, well that is what I think it is, could be wrong.

 

[Heaps of fun]

Poort can hrumph on my bawls.

 

[Colby Cheer Squad]

ANyway old mate sent me this other pic, taken just before JHFF climbed into bed that night, wowsers he certainly did seem to love us for a bit.

oh well as we say and I like the anti-ball humming attire, well that is what I think it is, could be wrong.




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It's the ****ing cursed Argentina strip. Explains everything.

 

[hilly]

What happened to the subject? Main board is a free for all against us.

On SM-S901E using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[The acurate one]

What happened to the subject? Main board is a free for all against us.

On SM-S901E using BigFooty.com mobile app

Yes we are a minority and must start to act like a minority.
Up in arms at the drop of a hat. Accuse all-comers of being Northist!!

 

[kool kangas]

Why should the thread name be changed anyway...If Poort dont like it then DONT look at OUR North Forums...No Doubt like government the MINORITY wins again..

 

[Kangaroo Cat]

Norf is still ok though I'm guessing.

 

[The acurate one]

Norf is still ok though I'm guessing.

Goodness me I'd doubt very much anyone is using that term in the year of our Lord 2022, surely we've grown and moved passed that.

 

[Bojan KantKick]

They've always been a bunch of front running weak pricks

 

[DesertRoo]

What a terrible world we live in when humming on one’s balls gets cancelled

 

[Heaps of fun]

What a terrible world we live in when humming on one’s balls gets cancelled

Humming on balls brings down your social credit score.

 

[Benj7]

First day on the internet for those port supporters

 

[HELLSBELLS]

Did POO-RT get upset with the thread title ?

To be honest I'm surprised any of them can read.

But i like going over to their board, Makes me feel good about myself reading the ramblings of a crew of inbreds.

 

[HELLSBELLS]

Think i've upset the Yokels over on the POO-rt board.

 

[DesertRoo]

Did POO-RT get upset with the thread title ?

To be honest I'm surprised any of them can read.

But i like going over to their board, Makes me feel good about myself reading the ramblings of a crew of inbreds.

It’s not like we requested them to hum all of Beethovens 9th in a b flat.

 

[Samsquanch]

NEWS JUST BREAKING: Port Adelaide Club President, David Koch has been forced to change surname. From this time on he is to be known as David Eunuch. In other news, Jason Horne-Francis will now be known as Jason Erectile-Function-Disorder.

The name changes come as per management’s request as part of a bid to soften the image of the AFL and the social media platforms that are known to make juvenile and often puerile but relevant jokes about certain individuals and teams associated with the sport. The Poorte Adelaide Hummers in particular.

 

[Samsquanch]

 

[The acurate one]

NEWS JUST BREAKING: Port Adelaide Club President, David Koch forced to change surname - from this time on he is to be known as David Eunuch. In other news, Jason Horne-Francis will now be known as Jason Erectile-Function-Disorder.

The name changes come as per management’s request as part of a bid to soften the image of the AFL and the social media platforms that are known to make juvenile and often puerile but relevant jokes about certain individuals and teams associated with the sport. The Poorte Adelaide Hummers in particular.

Like your work, 5 gold stars.

 

[see see]

Like your work, 5 gold stars.





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Wow. Kochie's really taking his ego tripping to another level by putting a picture of himself on the Poort logo.

 

[King Corey]

The acurate one how is JHFF's favourite milking cow going these days? Happy to have him back?