Concussion
Helmet
Don't put up with it, take him to the footy with you, it's the first trap she has set to push his mates away and start training him into being her bitch. Next time you see him he will be carrying her bags around the mall wishing he was at the football/cricket/strip joint.I've been looking forward to this game since the fixture was released last year. Two quality teams, a massive stage, and a lot for us to prove!
You can imagine my disappointment when one of my best mates tells me that he's having his engagement party the same night...
Looks like I'll be sitting with my eyes glued to my phone for a couple of hours at the party whilst my mum and dad enjoy the footy for me.
I'm divorced and have good mates