Mega Thread Port Forum General AFL Thread Part 25

[bomberclifford]

Haha sorry to ruin the fun but I'm not b0ydman - I'm an offspring.
b0ydman himself forgot the password to the account... And the password to the email he was using for the account. He's still very active here but on a different account. Usually a new one every year because he often forgets the password over the offseason

Classic b0ydman. I miss his rants.

 

[Chrizzt]

Yeah Melbourne must be great at selling magic beans. Managed to convince Braydon Preuss

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Braydon Preuss

Age

29

Ht

207cm

Wt

118kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.1

2star

K

6.1

2star

HB

3.1

3star

CL

1.9

4star

HO

20.9

5star

No current season stats available

D

9.8

3star

K

5.4

2star

HB

4.4

4star

CL

2.4

5star

HO

26.2

5star

to take a 2 year deal there saying there was definitely a role for him, only for him to play 10 games over 2 years and gtfo to GWS as soon as his contract was up.

Grundy only knocked back Port because he wanted to stay in Melb. Wonder if being basically rejected by a second Melbourne club will have him re-assess his loyalty to living in Melbourne over playing to his potential in SA.

 

[JimmyBC]

Yeah Melbourne must be great at selling magic beans. Managed to convince Braydon Preuss to take a 2 year deal there saying there was definitely a role for him, only for him to play 10 games over 2 years and gtfo to GWS as soon as his contract was up.

Grundy only knocked back Port because he wanted to stay in Melb. Wonder if being basically rejected by a second Melbourne club will have him re-assess his loyalty to living in Melbourne over playing to his potential in SA.

Grundy is a weirdo I'm pretty happy he's entrenched in the malbun' shit coffee lifestyle.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Grundy had his chance (multiple times). He can rot.

 

[PeacefulWarrior]

I recall him flat out refusing to pick Mitchell Starc for a single test of the entire series, preferring instead the boring line and length of plodder James Pattinson. It was 100% on Langer.

Mate if four bowlers cant get the bespectacled 11th bat out then I don’t know what to tell you.

Strange to apportion 100% to a bloke in the stands and 0% to the blokes bowling to him

Same rationale as blaming the coach for a forward having a bad game in front of goals.

 

[b0ydman Jr]

Classic b0ydman. I miss his rants.

Keep an eye out in the match day threads or go back and read through past rounds (but not last 2 weeks), shouldn't be too hard to spot him.

His writing style is unique

Hates punctuation

Hates paragraphs

 

[Doctor Feel]

boydman is thundercloud

 

[Jonts]

The return of Roby and Boydy in the samw week

Must be a sign

 

[backtozero]

Keep an eye out in the match day threads or go back and read through past rounds (but not last 2 weeks), shouldn't be too hard to spot him.

His writing style is unique

Hates punctuation

Hates paragraphs

He's JimmyBC?

 

[240volt]

You really think that Tim Paine had tactical freedom in that side?

It was never the bowling to Leach but the tactics of the approach to Stokes.

Aussie bowlers fell into the trap with letting Stokes orchestrate the strike.
They played it bad then and didn’t do much better in this last test.

 

[240volt]

The return of Roby and Boydy in the samw week

Must be a sign

We are getting the band back together

 

[240volt]

Haha sorry to ruin the fun but I'm not b0ydman - I'm an offspring.
b0ydman himself forgot the password to the account... And the password to the email he was using for the account. He's still very active here but on a different account. Usually a new one every year because he often forgets the password over the offseason

You should show him how to save passwords.

 

[finbarr]

Mate if four bowlers cant get the bespectacled 11th bat out then I don’t know what to tell you.

Strange to apportion 100% to a bloke in the stands and 0% to the blokes bowling to him

Same rationale as blaming the coach for a forward having a bad game in front of goals.

No, it's the same rationale as when said forward is Sam Gray and he's being selected ahead of a taller, stronger, more talented option and the coach is telling everyone to bomb the ball long to him.

 

[Handyandy]

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Cam McCarthy, 0.414, is that fair dinkum? That’s close to death by alcohol poisoning.
Years ago I attended a cousins funeral at Arno Bay & the coppers set up a booze bus on the only road out of town, you could ask them to test you before you got in your car & I was completely blind & blew 0.25. 0414 is crazy

 

[TeeKray]

It's pretty obvious who boydy is these days. Has one of the better anti-Hinkley usernames.

 

[Grave Danger]

Soft draw, clearly...

 

[Jojay]

all these scribes and armchair experts...

BuT whO hAvE tHEy pLaYEd

 

[afl2004]

 

[jdeezy]

all these scribes and armchair experts...

BuT whO hAvE tHEy pLaYEd

We haven't beaten anyone above us though, flat track bullies personified

 

[afl2004]

 

[jdeezy]

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Photoshop a picture of Gerard wearing it and then share it on social media

 

[It Just Is]

Soft draw, clearly...

Geelong win a premiership, get gifted pick 7 and have the softest draw. Cool cool cool.

 

[Jonts]

I thought Soligo was as good as Butters
Why was he dropped?

Also interesting Elijah Hollands gets a game for the suns

 

[Jojay]

Geelong win a premiership, get gifted pick 7 and have the softest draw. Cool cool cool.

The fixture's not fixed at all lol

 

[powerrrrrrrrrrrr]

Is it just me or is Buddy carrying a few extra kegs? Looks terribly unfit with a tyre around him.