Banter Round 15: Kicking against the wind vs Never tear up our tarps

[Sterge]

Pronunciation: /ˈbantə /
NOUN
[MASS NOUN]

• The playful and friendly exchange of teasing remarks:there was much good-natured banter

The rules to keep in mind in this thread:
- Read the definition of banter above, do not cross that line
- If you post in here, prepare to defend yourself, don't cry mod if you don't like your response
- The mods will not get involved unless you cross the line (Port or Richmond supporter)
- What is said in the banter thread stays in the banter thread, you will cop infractions if you take quotes elsewhere
- The thread will be closed once the game begins, the purpose is enjoy the lead up to the game
- Images and gifs are allowed but don't overdo it
- Have some fun, the more outlandish claims the better

And with that, begin

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

One thing for sure.
I ain't ever going back!

 

[Tiger71]

Lol china

 

[joelsyt]

FFS Sterge all the suspense is gone, now what are Port and Richmond supporters going to use as banter material?

 

[UpTheTigs]

Lost to Essendon by 70 points lmao

 

[captain cotch 9]

Look what Koch has been up to now......

 

[Byrons Firen]

Lost to Essendon by 70 points lmao

A cunning strategy to lull future opponents into thinking we're shite. So subtle that it was lost on our rusted on tragics.
Gunna be a ripping game coz everybody knows the esteem we both hold for The Troy Chaplin Cup.
His retirement was a big loss to both clubs.

 

[_DBF_]

Insert Chappy aeroplane

 

[captain cotch 9]

A cunning strategy to lull future opponents into thinking we're shite. So subtle that it was lost on our rusted on tragics.
Gunna be a ripping game coz everybody knows the esteem we both hold for The Troy Chaplin Cup.
His retirement was a big loss to both clubs.

Speak for yourself.

 

[captain cotch 9]

 

[UpTheTigs]

A cunning strategy to lull future opponents into thinking we're shite. So subtle that it was lost on our rusted on tragics.
Gunna be a ripping game coz everybody knows the esteem we both hold for The Troy Chaplin Cup.
His retirement was a big loss to both clubs.

We've shared many a gun.

David Rodan, Troy Chaplin, Jay Schulz, Matty White, Matt Thomas, Mitch Farmer, Danny Meyer + Dimma and Brendon Lade.

Did I miss any?

 

[tigerz18]

The no-take-backsies Cup

 

[BKM78]

Apparently Sam p pepper is better than Dustin Martin

 

[parmy2balmey]

port supporters **** their own mothers and use a lot of cling wrap

 

[I Rock]

 

[tugga]

We've shared many a gun.

David Rodan, Troy Chaplin, Jay Schulz, Matty White, Matt Thomas, Mitch Farmer, Danny Meyer + Dimma and Brendon Lade.

Did I miss any?

Adam Thompson. Gun.

 

[tigs2010]

We've shared many a gun.

David Rodan, Troy Chaplin, Jay Schulz, Matty White, Matt Thomas, Mitch Farmer, Danny Meyer + Dimma and Brendon Lade.

Did I miss any?

You left out the best one Adamo Thomson

 

[tigs2010]

Adam Thompson. Gun.

Ahh crap beaten

 

[Tiger71]

Ahh crap beaten

Delicious

 

[tugga]

You left out the best one Adamo Thomson

Gotta get in early sonny jim.

 

[tigs2010]

Gotta get in early sonny jim.

Better to come late than not at all.

 

[Ant Bear]

One thing for sure.
I ain't ever going back!

Oh, come on! My mum says you go back every month!

 

[Nostradumbass]

Apparently Sam p pepper is better than Dustin Martin

lol...

 

[Nostradumbass]

port supporters **** their own mothers and use a lot of cling wrap

tattoists?

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Oh, come on! My mum says you go back every month!

She comes to me.