Banter Round 15: Kicking against the wind vs Never tear up our tarps

[Byrons Firen]

Richmond has in front one minute, lost the next.

I'd give ^ 2 likes if I could.

 

[I Rock]

Q: What's the difference between a large Hawaiian pizza and a Port Adelaide supporter?
A: A large Hawaiian pizza can feed a family of four.

You know you're a Port Adelaide supporter when you let your 14 year old Daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

A Port Adelaide supporting Mum asks her Port Adelaide supporting Son why he broke up with his Fiance. The Port Adelaide Supporting Son explains that his Ex-Fiance claimed she was a virgin. Good on you says the Mother, if she's not good enough for her Family she will never be good enough for anyone in our family.

Q: What does the above part of this post and the wedding dress of a Port Adelaide supporter have in common?
A: Not one bit of original material in it.

 

[Noobz0r]

Q: What's the difference between a large Hawaiian pizza and a Port Adelaide supporter?
A: A large Hawaiian pizza can feed a family of four.

You know you're a Port Adelaide supporter when you let your 14 year old Daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

A Port Adelaide supporting Mum asks her Port Adelaide supporting Son why he broke up with his Fiance. The Port Adelaide Supporting Son explains that his Ex-Fiance claimed she was a virgin. Good on you says the Mother, if she's not good enough for her Family she will never be good enough for anyone in our family.

Q: What does the above part of this post and the wedding dress of a Port Adelaide supporter have in common?
A: Not one bit of original material in it.

1. Google Collingwood jokes
2. Change Collingwood to Port
3. ????
4. Profit

 

[I Rock]

1. Google Collingwood jokes
2. Change Collingwood to Port
3. ????
4. Profit

1. Didn't need Google.
2. Take a breath and read the last bit.

 

[BKM78]

1. Google Collingwood jokes
2. Change Collingwood to Port
3. ????
4. Profit

You mean Collingwood and Port aren't the same club? I always thought you were their SA franchise?
No?

 

[I Rock]

You mean Collingwood and Port aren't the same club? I always thought you were their SA franchise?
No?

Vic/SA Cousins and possibly Uncles as well.

 

[guruisatiger]

Dwayne Russell.

 

[BKM78]

Vic/SA Cousins and possibly Uncles as well.

Fathers day gets confusing...

 

[I Rock]

Fathers day gets confusing...

True, but most kids don't have to worry about buying a present.....

 

[Kingfish73]

You mean Collingwood and Port aren't the same club? I always thought you were their SA franchise?
No?

Do you know there are media businesses that convert your VHS cassettes to digital files? Watch all those K Bartlett goals and tiger good times

 

[BKM78]

Do you know there are media businesses that convert your VHS cassettes to digital files? Watch all those K Bartlett goals and tiger good times

I live off Richo nearly winning a Brownlow.

 

[bomberclifford]

Fun fact: Since 1970, Glenelg has won as many premierships as Richmond.

 

[blaisee]

Love will never, ever, tear apart our tarps....dodododo

The powder puffs, always two weeks away from liquidation

 

[BKM78]

Fun fact: SANFL is the 15th best comp in the land.

 

[blaisee]

Fun fact: SANFL is the 15th best comp in the land.

hahahaha

 

[blaisee]

Fun fact: SANFL is the 15th best comp in the land.

but they have won 47 premierships .....

 

[bomberclifford]

Fun fact: SANFL is the 15th best comp in the land.

This is patently false. It's the 13th best comp in the land.

 

[The Goon]

tugga

Mate. What will we drink over there on Saturday night? Based on the Port supporters' view of Sam Powell-Pepperjack Shiraz, it appears that Kool-Aid is one option.
The drinking of the Kool-Aid gained it's slang meaning from the Jonestown Massacre, where the drink was used to flavour the poisonous concoction mixed and served to the sect followers in 44 gallon drums.
And, of course, 44 gallon drums were used to dissolve bodies in acid as part of the Snowtown murders in South Australia.
Coincidentally, the side Richmond defeated yesterday in Carlton drafted Cameron Giles from the Blyth-Snowtown Footy Club as Pick 39 in the 2013 draft. Giles, who allegedly was a Port supporter, never played a senior game for the Blues, and currently plies his trade playing for Woodville West Torrens in the SANFL.
In a further coincidence, Number 39 for Port is Justin "Beardwater" Westhoff, who comes from a small town east of Snowtown called Eudunda. Infamously, Eudunda is located at the intersection of the Thiele Highway and the quaintly named Worlds End Highway which finishes there and somewhat neatly brings us back to the professes of Reverend Jim Jones, the Kool-Aid and Snowtown.

Haere Ra

Jeez Kiwi, get off the Pinot.

 

[KiwiTiger]

Choco says hello.

Your remarkably well informed, have you spent time in Snowtown? It can't be from casual interest coz you'd know we're so much more
than 1/2hr behind. Years ago Qld were running an ad campaign "Qld where it's beautiful one day, perfect the next".
So we over this side of the border came up with our own catch phrase ... South Australia where it's Monday one day ... Tuesday the next.

We research our banter here at Tigerland. Sophisticated. None of the predictable stuff like "ninthmond", coin toss, Troy Chaplin.

And I enjoyed my time working with Greg Boulton and your board in 2005 post the premiership. You had some great people at the Club.

Haere Ra

 

[bomberclifford]

Any of you mofos coming over for the game?

 

[sante]

Any of you mofos coming over for the game?

Yep.

 

[LP7_]

This thread went too far when West End was beliddled.

 

[parmy2balmey]

Fathers day gets confusing...

they just steal something from target for all the guys ******* their sisters

 

[parmy2balmey]

GET ON THE RED TINS

 

[bomberclifford]

Yep.

Get Clanger to take you to the Grace for pre-game drinks.