Official Match Thread S18 Second Elimination Final: Coney Island Warriors vs Roys FFC at Van Cortlandt Park

[BigJoeD_]

**** this ****. **** you, you ******* *****. DIRTY ************ *****. I'm going to find that ******* fitzroybulldog and beat the **** out of him, who goes into the BP in a final, after carving it up in the middle all year. THAT ******* MORON. AHHH **** this shit.

Well done Warriors, congrats on the maiden Finals win, you've got one more than me. It's been a pleasure once again. You're a top notch outfit.

Classy to the end FB, kudos

 

[El Dubya]

**** this ****. **** you, you ******* *****. DIRTY ************ *****. I'm going to find that ******* fitzroybulldog and beat the **** out of him, who goes into the BP in a final, after carving it up in the middle all year. THAT ******* MORON. AHHH **** this shit.

Well done Warriors, congrats on the maiden Finals win, you've got one more than me. It's been a pleasure once again. You're a top notch outfit.

The Roys were a lot of fun,
And we're a little sad the match is done.
When the Warriors come out to play,
There really isn't much to say.

Once again you've been invited,
To join the team by who you've just been slighted.
Should you choose to stay with the Roys
We look forward to seeing you next year boys.

 

[Haduken]

We won?

 

[Norm Landrover]

We won?

About time we got a win!

 

[Norm Landrover]

 

[Norm Landrover]

1 : 3.17 {FB} - Roylion to send the ball forward.
1 : 3.19 {rBP} - A short kick to Dicky Fitzwell.
1 : 3.23 {rBP} - The ball spills free.
1 : 3.27 {lFP} - eaglesfan99 has possession.
1 : 3.31 {lFP} - Heavy clash between Dicky Fitzwell and eaglesfan99. Dicky Fitzwell comes off marginally better and collects the ball.
1 : 3.34 {rBP} - With the ball is Dicky Fitzwell.
1 : 3.38 {rBP} - Someone call a dentist. Dicky Fitzwell has run into eaglesfan99 and is hurting.
1 : 3.42 {lFP} - eaglesfan99 looks downfield.
1 : 3.46 {rFP} - Handballs over the top to Norm Landrover.
1 : 3.5 {rFP} - Norm Landrover has time to take a bounce.
1 : 3.52 {rFP} - Norm Landrover flat out refuses to lower his eyes.
1 : 3.57 {rFP} - It won't be a goal. A behind to Norm Landrover.
Coney Island Warriors : 0.2.2
The Roys : 1.0.6
1 : 4.04 {FB} - The umpire tells Dicky Fitzwell to hurry it up.
1 : 4.07 - <<< deathevocation is coming on to replace thetradesman >>>
1 : 4.15 {FB} - Dicky Fitzwell with the ball now.
1 : 4.19 {FB} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 4.21 {FB} - Volta wrapped up but gets the handpass away.
1 : 4.25 {FB} - Volta sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 4.29 {CHB} - Volta is just taking the piss now. Another bounce..
1 : 4.33 {lHBF} - Quick hands to Flat Chat under pressure.
1 : 4.35 {rHBF} - Flicks it to royboy2.
1 : 4.4 {lHBF} - He tries to find Flat Chat with a chip pass.
1 : 4.43 {lHBF} - If that kick was a horse the screens would be out. Haduken now with the ball.
1 : 4.48 {CHF} - alex_is_on_fire has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 4.5 {lHFF} - Mr_Smooth receives his handpass.
1 : 4.54 {lHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to Zackah.
1 : 4.58 {rHFF} - Finds Haduken with a handball.
1 : 5.02 {rHFF} - Haduken sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 5.04 {rHFF} - Passes to BigJoeD by hand.
1 : 5.09 {rHFF} - A poor handpass but Zackah is up to the challenge.
1 : 5.12 {CHF} - Finds alex_is_on_fire with a handball.
1 : 5.16 {lFP} - A kick towards eaglesfan99 territory.
1 : 5.2 {lFP} - If that kick was a horse the screens would be out. Dicky Fitzwell now with the ball.
1 : 5.23 {lBP} - northmelbournefc looks downfield.
1 : 5.26 {lBP} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 5.31 {lBP} - How did he get rid of it? Throw says the umpire.
1 : 5.35 {rFP} - Norm Landrover looks downfield.
1 : 5.37 {rFP} - Norm Landrover may even have goaled.
1 : 5.41 {rFP} - That takes Norm Landrover's goal tally to 1.
Coney Island Warriors : 1.2.8
The Roys : 1.0.6
1 : 17.36 {FB} - northmelbournefc looking for a lead.
1 : 17.4 {FB} - Quick hands to Reardo under pressure.
1 : 17.45 {rHBF} - Thumps the ball forward.
1 : 17.46 {rHBF} - royboy2 pushes off and take a gutsy diving mark.
1 : 17.51 {rHBF} - royboy2 has possession.
1 : 17.55 {rHBF} - royboy2 nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 17.59 {rHBF} - Flicks it to Reardo.
1 : 18.01 {rHBF} - Volta receives his handpass.
1 : 18.05 {lHBF} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 18.09 {lHBF} - But straight to Haduken.
1 : 18.13 {rHFF} - Nobody's checking Haduken.
1 : 18.17 {lHFF} - No-look handpass to Mr_Smooth.
1 : 18.19 {rHFF} - Gives the ball to Haduken.
1 : 18.23 {lHFF} - He tries to find Mr_Smooth with a chip pass.
1 : 18.28 {lHFF} - royboy2 drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 18.32 {lHFF} - The ball is now with Mr_Smooth.
1 : 18.34 {CHF} - Fires out the handpass to alex_is_on_fire.
1 : 18.38 {CHF} - alex_is_on_fire runs into Mobbenfuhrer and is getting up very slowly.
1 : 18.42 {CHB} - Mobbenfuhrer with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 18.46 {CHB} - Handballs over the top to fitzroybulldog.
1 : 18.48 {CHB} - He's run a long way - penalised.
1 : 18.52 {CHF} - alex_is_on_fire sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 18.57 {CHF} - A wild handball - but luckily Zackah was well placed to clean up.
1 : 19.01 {CHF} - A slick handpass goes to alex_is_on_fire.
1 : 19.03 {rFP} - The kick seeks out Norm Landrover.
1 : 19.07 {rFP} - Norm Landrover gets too far under the ball.
1 : 19.11 {rFP} - Norm Landrover tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
1 : 19.15 {rFP} - Norm Landrover goes for goal.
1 : 19.17 {rFP} - What a goal from Norm Landrover.
Coney Island Warriors : 6.3.39
The Roys : 2.0.12
1 : 19.21 {C} - Long tap from Reardo.
1 : 19.3 {C} - The bounce favours oogac and he is off and running.
1 : 19.34 {rHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to Haduken.
1 : 19.36 {rHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to El Dubya.
1 : 19.4 {FF} - Sydney Bloods takes off on a lead.
1 : 19.44 {FF} - Roylion must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
1 : 19.48 {FB} - Roylion breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 19.5 {lBP} - northmelbournefc receives his handpass.
1 : 19.54 {lBP} - northmelbournefc hoofs the ball into space but Norm Landrover runs onto it.
1 : 19.58 {rFP} - Nobody's checking Norm Landrover.
1 : 20.02 {rFP} - Awkward bounce but he regains control.
1 : 20.05 {rFP} - Norm Landrover let's fly toward goal.
1 : 20.08 {rFP} - Norm Landrover kicks the goal.
Coney Island Warriors : 7.3.45
The Roys : 2.0.12

4 : 3.01 {FB} - deathevocation takes off.
4 : 3.05 {lHBF} - Hurried kick towards Frankston Rover.
4 : 3.09 {lHBF} - Volta is third man up and takes it easily.
4 : 3.11 {rHFF} - Volta has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 3.15 {CHF} - That's either a creative kick or a pathetic one.
4 : 3.19 {CHF} - Reginald Perrin drops an absolute sitter.
4 : 3.24 {CHB} - Reginald Perrin takes off.
4 : 3.25 {CHB} - Zackah receives his handpass.
4 : 3.3 {rW} - He sees a lead by NetworkNerd and kicks in that direction.
4 : 3.34 {rW} - Shocking kick and 3KZ is Football will take the mark.
4 : 3.38 {lW} - Nobody's checking 3KZ is Football.
4 : 3.4 {CHF} - Chezzalenko Reborn presents.
4 : 3.44 {CHF} - Reginald Perrin claims the mark but its play on.
4 : 3.48 {CHF} - Chezzalenko Reborn with a moment to look downfield.
4 : 3.52 {CHF} - A slick handpass goes to Dicky Fitzwell.
4 : 3.54 {lHFF} - He searches out wide.
4 : 3.58 {lHFF} - BoshtrichBurger claims the mark but its play on.
4 : 4.03 {lHFF} - Not enough pressure on Slax.
4 : 4.07 {lHFF} - Handballs to Dicky Fitzwell.
4 : 4.09 {rFP} - Fast hands from Norm Landrover.
4 : 4.13 {rFP} - TheBrownDog isn't just seeing stars after that clash with Norm Landrover. He could map the Milky Way.
4 : 4.17 {rBP} - deathevocation takes them on.
4 : 4.21 {lHBF} - He looks for Frankston Rover.
4 : 4.25 {lHBF} - The ball drops short of Frankston Rover.
4 : 4.27 {lHFF} - Slax with the ball now.
4 : 4.31 {lHFF} - Handpass to space. northmelbournefc runs onto it.
4 : 4.35 {FF} - The kick seeks out Fred.
4 : 4.4 {FF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
4 : 4.41 {FB} - candiehappy dances around Fred.
4 : 4.46 {FB} - He gets a handpass to BigJoeD.
4 : 4.5 {rHBF} - A measured kick in the direction of BoshtrichBurger.
4 : 4.54 {rHBF} - Howzat? Great mark to BoshtrichBurger at full stretch to his left.
4 : 4.56 {rHBF} - Now BoshtrichBurger has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 5 {lHBF} - He searches out wide.
4 : 5.04 {lHBF} - Volta claims the mark but its play on.
4 : 5.09 {lHBF} - Frankston Rover with a little space.
4 : 5.1 {lHBF} - Huge handpass to BigJoeD. As good as a kick.
4 : 5.15 {lHBF} - BigJoeD is corralled by northmelbournefc but spins free and takes a bounce.
4 : 5.19 {lHBF} - Frankston Rover wrapped up but gets the handpass away.
4 : 5.23 {lHBF} - Volta drags Frankston Rover down beautifully.
4 : 5.27 {rHFF} - Volta takes them on.
4 : 5.29 {rHFF} - Long shot at goal from Volta.
4 : 5.33 {rHFF} - I think he's snuck it in. Full points.
Coney Island Warriors : 18.6.114
The Roys : 16.3.99
4 : 14.12 {C} - Reardo wins the tap decisively.
4 : 14.19 {C} - The ball is now with Mooch.
4 : 14.22 {lW} - A long looping handpass to 3KZ is Football.
4 : 14.26 {lW} - Fires out the handpass to northmelbournefc.
4 : 14.31 {lW} - An underground handpass to 3KZ is Football.
4 : 14.33 {lW} - 3KZ is Football has time to take a bounce.
4 : 14.37 {rHFF} - Volta presents on a long lead.
4 : 14.41 {rHFF} - Volta can't take it.
4 : 14.45 {rHFF} - Volta streaming down the ground.
4 : 14.49 {rHFF} - Volta has a shot from fifty.
4 : 14.52 {rHFF} - I hesitate to say that Volta has the yips but that was a shocking effort.
Coney Island Warriors : 19.7.121
The Roys : 18.5.113

Another positive result, I have been in good form lately . . .

 

[Reardo]

Disappointment is our security blanket.


Congrats Warriors, too good for us. Best of luck for the remainder of the finals, would be a fantastic story to see you go all the way in your first season, I'll be rooting for you.

 

[Stronzo]

BigJoeD what a machine that guy is!

Thanks for the great week Roys, I thought you had us there.

 

[Norm Landrover]

Disappointment is our security blanket.


Congrats Warriors, too good for us. Best of luck for the remainder of the finals, would be a fantastic story to see you go all the way in your first season, I'll be rooting for you.

Appreciate the encouragement, great battles with you all season.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Thank Christ I missed the live feed last night as I'd probably have had a heart attack or at the very least embarrassingly abused Logger at least two or three times.

Great effort by BigJoeD - one of the best ever finals matches I've seen.

Sydney Bloods - 8 goals straight. Fantastic work.

oogac and zackah - top work in the guts.

Very proud of the club today. Great to get our first finals win. On to next week now.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Oh and thanks to Reardo, fitzroybulldog, Fred, 3KZ is Football, Mooch and all the Roys for a great match thread. Always enjoy our games - I'm genuinely disappointed we had to meet in an Elimination Final as that game would have made a classic Grand Final.

See you guys next season.

 

[Chezzalenko Reborn]

There can be no doubt now..... I am the Mario Balottelli of the Roys FC.

Someone give me an apartment to burn down

 

[DemonJim]

Wow... Good game.

Bad luck Roys... you really do need to ditch Fred if you want any chance at finals!

Well done Warriors. But damn you... Who am I going to pick to follow through finals now?

 

[Reardo]

Wow... Good game.

Bad luck Roys... you really do need to ditch Fred if you want any chance at finals!

Well done Warriors. But damn you... Who am I going to pick to follow through finals now?

We'd rather lose with Fred than win without him, but you're right, he's a ****ing curse!!!

 

[Stronzo]

Well done Warriors. But damn you... Who am I going to pick to follow through finals now?

Pick your nose.

 

[DemonJim]

Pick your nose.

#AllClassWarriors
#FrankstonWarriors
#Welfaredayyet

 

[Stronzo]

#suckshitdemonjim

 

[Smoooothy]

#demonjimisjustaloser

#noonewillrememberhimwhenheisgone

 

[Fred]

We'd rather lose with Fred than win without him, but you're right, he's a ******* curse!!!

It's a family tradition that was passed to me as the eldest male.

 

[Sydney Bloods]

woot great game! of course i was passed out on the lounge and didn't catch it live, yet still managed to kick 8.

GO US!

 

[Cheetah]

Massive bummer for us but well played youg warriors. Good luck for the remainder.