Official Match Thread S19 R3: Coney Island Warriors vs Gold City Royals at Van Cortlandt Park

[Jhye Clark 13]

Son of God

I have to stop saying 'how stupid can you be?' Some people are taking this as a challenge.

 

[Stronzo]

Negativity would imply that I was being defensive towards the Admin for being unable to comply with the rules of the site, then continue to make a mockery of his advice... that wasn't me though.

I haven't had an infraction in more than 6 years

Now one could cop it on the chin like a man and learn from their mistakes, but not Stronzo, hes's like the skinny kid in the school yard who throws jam donuts at the fat kid and expects not to be eaten as well.

Do men cop it on the chin necessarily?

Fat kid/skinny kid, jam doughnut? I'm sure there is a message in there somewhere.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

I haven't had an infraction in more than 6 years

You're point? Taking into account this comment has zero compliance to my recommendation.

Do men cop it on the chin necessarily?

More smut and sexual innuendo. Not unexpected mind you.

Fat kid/skinny kid, jam doughnut? I'm sure there is a message in there somewhere.

I'm sure you'll work it out eventually. By that time the Warios will be staring down the barrel of their 3rd consecutive loss...take your time.

 

[Stronzo]

You're point? Taking into account this comment has zero compliance to my recommendation.

Compliance, recommendation?

Are you holding a seminar here, or are we trying to have banter. You seem like you're getting a bit personal.

More smut and sexual innuendo. Not unexpected mind you.

That's just how you chose to interpret it.

It was a serious question. Do you just take something because someone else thinks you deserve it, or do you avoid it?

I'm sure you'll work it out eventually. By that time the Warios will be staring down the barrel of their 3rd consecutive loss...take your time.

I've looked again, and it appears that perhaps its some kind of threat to me.

Not like the ones you made late last year, but a threat all the same.

Can't you just play nice and lighten up a bit?

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

That's why the Players Association MVP by Son Of God was voted as the best thread in the history of the league... no mention of Frankston Rover anywhere on the list.



So you want to start this debate again after I shot you down the first time? Let me refresh your memory.

Frankston Rover getting destroyed by Son of God

You see afterwards you seemed to imply it was a fishing expedition which is why you've resorted back to your original elaborate troll thread to continue to plead your case. To make matters worse for yourself, okeydoke7 has gone and added to that by announcing us as the 2nd most relevant club in the league, with no sign of your cesspool of a club as yet.


I've previously tried to assist you with your inability to actually count to a required standard, to which you failed to respond like the coward you are. Despite suggesting you'd be ignoring me this week you're doing your utmost to ensure that I'm firmly entrenched in your mind. Who is 'on your mind again'? You failed to answer adequately, instead quoting the last part of my post which ironically makes you appear the fool again.

Week 1 - 11 times
Week 2 - 19 times

By my calculations you fail to make the next grade. Try some research next time.

Oh and tag me next time Canary. You're heading down the same path as Les Norton, insisting I'm obsessed, then proceed to incessantly and randomly mention my name at every opportunity. I have your entire side rattled. I must admit it didn't take much.

How many roads must a man travel down until he admits he is lost?


I'd be embarrassed if my only method of banter resorted around sexual innuendo and smut. Then again, what else do we expect from inhabitants from the arse end of the Australian Football forum, where intellect is thrown out the door and those with high IQ's are rejected.

Even Stronzo is a mod, which says a lot when he's carefree in dishing out cards on the Bay but is unable to bide by the rules on other forums. Hypocritical approach?

You've mentioned my name for the umpteenth time yet I'm the one obsessed? Nice one Les.

I'm not surprised you've played for 3 clubs in 3 seasons with such enlightening posts such as this. Nothing is factually correct.

That's the problem with the Warios, they're all piss and wind, unable to back up their assumptions with any evidence. Other than that, you've used the bolded line in every match thread like you have a inferiority complex and are begging for it to be endorsed to make it factual.

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

Says the 'yellow Canary' who refuses to tag me or engage in battle. Give me your best Les, this time without Bay terminology, removing yourself from your comfort zone and showing us you have at least half a brain in that peanut of a head.


The last time these 2 sides met.
=====================================
SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Coney Island Warriors : 9.13.67
Gold City Royals : 11.11.77
=====================================

As oppose to the Drivel from the Warios. 'buttom mashing' in at least 2 dozen posts. Fair dinkum, have you guys reached puberty yet?

There could be some legal ramifications after we make it two in a row on Sunday.


Interesting!

Look at all that effort, pity no one will actually read it

 

[El Dubya]

I have to stop saying 'how stupid can you be?' Some people are taking this as a challenge.

Better stab them.

 

[El Dubya]

SoG change your av from that future Brownlow Medalist so I can hate you properly.

 

[Frankston Rover]

So you want to start this debate again after I shot you down the first time? Let me refresh your memory.

Frankston Rover getting destroyed by Son of God

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/meanwhile-at-coney-island.1086545/page-6#post-36877091

Destroyed? You made yourself look like a neurotic plonker. Which you seem to do with alarming regularity.

The fact was the Warriors had more posters in the top 50 than most clubs but you had to get your knickers in a twist.

You see afterwards you seemed to imply it was a fishing expedition which is why you've resorted back to your original elaborate troll thread to continue to plead your case. To make matters worse for yourself, okeydoke7 has gone and added to that by announcing us as the 2nd most relevant club in the league, with no sign of your cesspool of a club as yet.

Hahaha.

***NEWSFLASH***
Former player rates old club a "good bunch of blokes".

Wow, you'd have thought that???

Why the need for acceptance, Soggy? I don't care what people think of me or my club but you certainly do.

It's like you crave respect on here... Marlowe has it, Wise Guy Sam has it but why not Son of God...

I wonder.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Warriors Official Team Sheet

Vs

Gold City Royals

B: oogac Haduken Retired Jimmy
HB: BoshtrichBurger Norm Landrover Sydney Bloods
C: Reginald Perrin Raveneyes zackah
HF: Lord_Flashheart alex_is_on_fire Les Norton
F: Mr_Smooth BigJoeD Stronzo
FOLL: The Mighty Boosh El Dubya Frankston Rover
I/C: invinciBlues NetworkNerd
​

No Change

Congratulations to NetworkNerd who racks up 50 games on Sunday.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Even though we are playing against a weaker opponent, we will still need to be on our game to win. Let's play a full four quarters and really finish them off.

Go Warriors.



boncer34

 

[3KZ is Football]

Warriors Official Team Sheet

Vs

Gold City Royals

B: oogac Haduken Retired Jimmy
HB: BoshtrichBurger Norm Landrover Sydney Bloods
C: Reginald Perrin Raveneyes zackah
HF: Lord_Flashheart alex_is_on_fire Les Norton
F: Mr_Smooth BigJoeD Stronzo
FOLL: The Mighty Boosh El Dubya Frankston Rover
I/C: invinciBlues NetworkNerd
​

No Change

Congratulations to NetworkNerd who racks up 50 games on Sunday.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Even though we are playing against a weaker opponent, we will still need to be on our game to win. Let's play a full four quarters and really finish them off.

Go Warriors.



boncer34

Lot of NO NAME BRAND players on this list. It should be easy for the Royals to prevail over a side which appears to be comprised of "inactive" players.This is a bit like ALP branch stacking. I wonder if the players on the #ladygagawarriors team sheet even know they play for the club. In fact, are they all alive?

Gold City Royals to win this one by 46 points, as demonstrated below:

= Gold City Royals by 46 points.

 

[Frankston Rover]

At the risk of setting Son of God off on another half page cry-fest, we've had 15 of our 20 named players post so far.

I have no doubt Haduken, invinciBlues, Retired Jimmy, Norm Landrover and Sydney Bloods will be in here before Sunday night.

 

[El Dubya]

Gold City Royals to win this one by 46 points, as demonstrated below:

= Gold City Royals by 46 points.

 

[3KZ is Football]

At the risk of setting Son of God off on another half page cry-fest, we've had 15 of our 20 named players post so far.

I have no doubt Haduken, invinciBlues, Retired Jimmy, Norm Landrover and Sydney Bloods will be in here before Sunday night.

Yeah, but how may accounts are you running. I have noticed a worrying consistency in the posting style of the #ladygagawarriors and I am starting to think there are multiple accounts being run by a small cabal who are attempting to keep the team going. The alternative of course, which is quite plausible, is that the #ladygagawarriors are equally dumb.

 

[Sydney Bloods]

Warriors Official Team Sheet

Vs

Gold City Royals

B: oogac Haduken Retired Jimmy
HB: BoshtrichBurger Norm Landrover Sydney Bloods
C: Reginald Perrin Raveneyes zackah
HF: Lord_Flashheart alex_is_on_fire Les Norton
F: Mr_Smooth BigJoeD Stronzo
FOLL: The Mighty Boosh El Dubya Frankston Rover
I/C: invinciBlues NetworkNerd
​

No Change

Congratulations to NetworkNerd who racks up 50 games on Sunday.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Even though we are playing against a weaker opponent, we will still need to be on our game to win. Let's play a full four quarters and really finish them off.

Go Warriors.



boncer34

really? i have to actually take the field against this rabble?
can't i call in sick?
I have standards damn it!

 

[El Dubya]

Yeah, but how may accounts are you running. I have noticed a worrying consistency in the posting style of the #ladygagawarriors and I am starting to think there are multiple accounts being run by a small cabal who are attempting to keep the team going. The alternative of course, which is quite plausible, is that the #ladygagawarriors are equally dumb.

Post reported for being condescending to less intelligent people.

Honestly I think you'll find that the Warriors similar posting style comes from a lack of pretension. Unlike a certain group of people we don't act like we're better than others, we're not going to pretend we don't live in the gutter and we'd never deny our true nature. Some members of the Royals can't do this. They mock "the Bay 13 team", when they have made hundreds of posts there, some that were deemed to violent and offensive even for Bay 13. Get off your high horses Royals, you are not an elite club, you are nothing special, and acting like you are already means you will never get there.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Post reported for being condescending to less intelligent people.

Honestly I think you'll find that the Warriors similar posting style comes from a lack of pretension. Unlike a certain group of people we don't act like we're better than others, we're not going to pretend we don't live in the gutter and we'd never deny our true nature. Some members of the Royals can't do this. They mock "the Bay 13 team", when they have made hundreds of posts there, some that were deemed to violent and offensive even for Bay 13. Get off your high horses Royals, you are not an elite club, you are nothing special, and acting like you are already means you will never get there.

This.

We are the club the others wish they could be. We do what we want and we don't care what they think.

 

[3KZ is Football]

Sorry I will use maths you can understand.

Question One:
Darren, Wayne and Nathan (pictured) all play for the Coney Island Warriors. It is 2 days before pension day and they want to buy a Goon Bag.
Darren stole $3.50 from his mum's purse.
Wayne found $0.20 cents on the ground at Seaford Station
Nathan Stole a T.V. set from his next door neighbors, which he sells at Cash Converters for $15.00

How much money do the boys have in total to buy their Goon Bag?

Question Two:
When the boys get to Liquorland, they find it is their LUCKY DAY. Their preferred Goon Bag is on special for $16.50. How much change will they receive if they don't shoplift the Goon Bag, but pay for it with their accumulated funds?

Question Three:
How much additional money will they have to steal if they want to buy two Goon Bags?

Answers:
Question One: $18.70
Question Two: $2.20
Question Three: $14.30

#ladygagawarriors

 

[El Dubya]

Sorry I will use maths you can understand.

Question One:
Darren, Wayne and Nathan (pictured) all play for the Coney Island Warriors. It is 2 days before pension day and they want to buy a Goon Bag.
Darren stole $3.50 from his mum's purse.
Wayne found $0.20 cents on the ground at Seaford Station
Nathan Stole a T.V. set from his next door neighbors, which he sells at Cash Converters for $15.00

How much money do the boys have in total to buy their Goon Bag?

Question Two:
When the boys get to Liquorland, they find it is their LUCKY DAY. Their preferred Goon Bag is on special for $16.50. How much change will they receive if they don't shoplift the Goon Bag, but pay for it with their accumulated funds?

Question Three:
How much additional money will they have to steal if they want to buy two Goon Bags?

Answers:
Question One: $18.70
Question Two: $2.20
Question Three: $14.30

#ladygagawarriors

So much effort for a joke based on such a weak premise.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Sorry I will use maths you can understand.

Question One:
Darren, Wayne and Nathan (pictured) all play for the Coney Island Warriors. It is 2 days before pension day and they want to buy a Goon Bag.
Darren stole $3.50 from his mum's purse.
Wayne found $0.20 cents on the ground at Seaford Station
Nathan Stole a T.V. set from his next door neighbors, which he sells at Cash Converters for $15.00

How much money do the boys have in total to buy their Goon Bag?

Question Two:
When the boys get to Liquorland, they find it is their LUCKY DAY. Their preferred Goon Bag is on special for $16.50. How much change will they receive if they don't shoplift the Goon Bag, but pay for it with their accumulated funds?

Question Three:
How much additional money will they have to steal if they want to buy two Goon Bags?

Answers:
Question One: $18.70
Question Two: $2.20
Question Three: $14.30

#ladygagawarriors

Frankston Joke #348

Any chance we could get something original or, heaven forbid, funny?

 

[Frankston Rover]

So much effort for a joke based on such a weak premise.

Where do you live, mate? Maybe we can double 3KZ is ****ed in the head's output.

Bonus points if you live in Broadmeadows!!!!

 

[El Dubya]

Where do you live, mate? Maybe we can double 3KZ is stuffed in the head's output.

Bonus points if you live in Broadmeadows!!!!

Richmond unfortunately. No bogans just heroin dealers.

 

[Tommycash]

Where do you live, mate? Maybe we can double 3KZ is stuffed in the head's output.

Bonus points if you live in Broadmeadows!!!!

Goddamn I love your avatar. It has an almost miraculous effect of making you bearable, when based on your posts you should be one of the more unlikable posters in the league.

 

[3KZ is Football]

So much effort for a joke based on such a weak premise.

AVOIDANCE 101. Just admit the questions were too hard for you. We can modify your work in future.

 

[Sydney Bloods]

At the risk of setting Son of God off on another half page cry-fest, we've had 15 of our 20 named players post so far.

I have no doubt Haduken, invinciBlues, Retired Jimmy, Norm Landrover and Sydney Bloods will be in here before Sunday night.

in fairness i've been deliberately avoiding the thread in the hopes of being dropped so i don't have to play this lot.
i just got a new pair of boots and it seems a waste to christen them on the royals.

 

[El Dubya]

AVOIDANCE 101. Just admit the questions were too hard for you. We can modify your work in future.

Maths is for nerds. I taught a maths class last week and just took a nap.