Opinion Sack Hinkley 10 - UnTENable

[Willsy10]

We certainly might have had them fit for finals if they didn't repeatedly come back underdone during the season.

But we'll apparently annoy people if we talk about why those decisions were repeatedly made or who might be responsible for them.

We carried a lot of injured players in 2004.


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[Doctor Feel]

Lol their unhappy members in the surveys will drop off in number and Jordy will run the report out of surveymonkey and be like OUR SUPPORTERS LOVE US!

Ignoring that all the people who actually gave a shit are no longer getting membership surveys.

RECORD MEMBERSHIP (no one goes to a prelim because 50% of the members dont even have gameday tickets)

 

[Doctor Feel]

McKenzie should be called Roller, because his bones are all crushed like hes been ran over by a steamroller but we just play him anyway because Daddy needs his contract.

 

[Duck Farmer]

McKenzie should be called Roller, because his bones are all crushed like hes been ran over by a steamroller but we just play him anyway because Daddy needs his contract.

We should call Hinkley Rollover.

 

[TeeKray]

McKenzie should be called Roller, because his bones are all crushed like hes been ran over by a steamroller but we just play him anyway because Daddy needs his contract.

Hinkley played him to the point of double amputation and he still conceded 4 less goals on Hogan than the guy we traded Duursma for lol.

 

[Capital Power]

Our "data analyst" isn't going to present anything that weakens his father's, and therefore his, grip on the board's collective gonads.

We really are just a cult.

 

[Us against the rest]

Just filled out the members survey.

For the “five words that come to mind to best describe Port Adelaide” question, I went with:

1. Hinkley
2. Koch
3. Hinkley
4. Koch
5. Hinkley

It’ll no doubt be dismissed as a donkey vote or attempt at humour, but I was 100% serious.

Whether I’m thinking about the club or hearing about the club, this pair of malignant tumours are either the direct subject, or tied to the subject.

• HINKLEY CONTRACT! HINKLEY PRESSURE? HINKLEY FINALS EXIT! HINKLEY FLAG?

• KOCH SAYS THIS! KOCH SAYS THAT!

Nauseating.

No other club would’ve let it come to this.

Well at least I don't have to fill that out any more, not that they actually care what you write.

 

[Enviable Tradition]

Lol their unhappy members in the surveys will drop off in number and Jordy will run the report out of surveymonkey and be like OUR SUPPORTERS LOVE US!

Ignoring that all the people who actually gave a s**t are no longer getting membership surveys.

RECORD MEMBERSHIP (no one goes to a prelim because 50% of the members dont even have gameday tickets)

I haven't received one in years despite paying for 5 memberships.

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[Grave Danger]

Well at least I don't have to fill that out any more, not that they actually care what you write.

...and I don't have to grit my teeth and be polite to the lady flogging raffle tickets any more.

 

[Comettski_1]

Our "data analyst" isn't going to present anything that weakens his father's, and therefore his, grip on the board's collective gonads.

We really are just a cult.

Hinkley's kid isn't employed as a data analyst for Port is he? If this isn't a joke - wtf! A footy club can attract the absolute top talent among data scientists. Does this kid have a masters at least?

 

[Powerade 08]

Hinkley's kid isn't employed as a data analyst for Port is he? If this isn't a joke - wtf! A footy club can attract the absolute top talent among data scientists. Does this kid have a masters at least?

Hes been working for the club straight out of school since 2016. Masters in being a ****wit maybe.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Hinkley's kid isn't employed as a data analyst for Port is he? If this isn't a joke - wtf! A footy club can attract the absolute top talent among data scientists. Does this kid have a masters at least?

lol he's an 'opposition analyst' / IT Support. Close enough. Literally a made up job for him with the ol' slash in the title.

 

[Lockhart Road]

Hinkley's kid isn't employed as a data analyst for Port is he? If this isn't a joke - wtf! A footy club can attract the absolute top talent among data scientists. Does this kid have a masters at least?

Employment for the entire Camperdown clan was part of the deal offered to Hinkley at the start in October 2012, along with a promise that Hinkley would never have to subject himself to any assessment panel of any kind at any stage, and neither would his greyhounds which are indirectly also employed by the club via Hinkley’s syndicate.

 

[Comettski_1]

lol he's an 'opposition analyst' / IT Support. Close enough. Literally a made up job for him with the ol' slash in the title.

Lol great job title. "Hey Kenny Jr, what oppo weaknesses can we expose this week, and can you fix my wifi?"

 

[Comettski_1]

Employment for the entire Camperdown clan was part of the deal offered to Hinkley at the start in October 2012, along with a promise that Hinkley would never have to subject himself to any assessment panel of any kind at any stage, and neither would his greyhounds which are indirectly also employed by the club via Hinkley’s syndicate.

Little ole club from Alberton should be so lucky to have them

 

[Doctor Feel]

lol don't we also have a bunch of WAGs on the books? We're so gross. Pretty sure Fantasia's was one.

 

[Us against the rest]

lol he's an 'opposition analyst' / IT Support. Close enough. Literally a made up job for him with the ol' slash in the title.

It's going to make us want to throw up, when we really find out what the Hinkley's actually steal out of our club collectively.

 

[Us against the rest]

lol don't we also have a bunch of WAGs on the books? We're so gross. Pretty sure Fantasia's was one.

Well it makes sense now, to busy being a WAG, so Orazio had to stay home making a beef roast and posting it on insta while his team mates were being smashed in a game of footy.

 

[Comettski_1]

It's going to make us want to throw up, when we really find out what the Hinkley's actually steal out of our club collectively.

We won't find out the most egregious stuff until after he leaves (if he ever leaves)

 

[Doctor Feel]

lol how can anyone at the club be impartial when half the hinkley clan work with them on the daily basis. Fire one, fire them all. They can't do it.

 

[Us against the rest]

We won't find out the most egregious stuff until after he leaves (if he ever leaves)

Yeah that's true, protected just like Daddy Donuts.

 

[Us against the rest]

lol how can anyone at the club be impartial when half the hinkley clan work with them on the daily basis. Fire one, fire them all. They can't do it.

Gutless leadership at the PAFC.

 

[malcheski]

We carried a lot of injured players in 2004.


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And if Choco shat the bed again in 2004 he would have been jettisoned into the sun, mind you that was only his 5th year in charge.

This bumpkin did a number on the doona Jakson Pollock would be enviable of and he was rewarded with a 2 year extension to take him into years 12 & 13 with not even a GF berth to show for it. Stop making excuses for this chode.

 

[Doctor Feel]

The Hinkley's making their way through every staff member and role at PAFC:
Me, Me, Me, Me

 

[Marmozet]

Is Ken Hinkley becoming a premiership coach scary enough??