Opinion Sack Hinkley 11 - Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest

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Nobody is talking about the best case scenario here. Its definitely possible.

Lose to Richmond. Sack Hinkley. Get the caretaker coach bounce. Win 4 of the last 5. Get a home final.

Win the ****ing flag.

Have josh carr take the cup and yell in to the mic **** you Ken. **** you

(Ok the last two might be a little bit less realistic)
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, what a season it has been! We've battled through adversity, doubted ourselves at times, but here we stand today as champions! I want to thank each and every one of you for your hard work and dedication to this team.

But there's something else I need to address. For years, we've fought tooth and nail, always falling short of our ultimate goal. There's been a shadow over this club, a barrier that seemed insurmountable. That barrier was Ken Hinkley.

Ken, you held us back. Your outdated strategies, your lack of faith in our potential, it all kept us from reaching our full capability. Today, we've proven what this team is capable of without you. We've shown the world what true leadership and belief can achieve.

To the players, you've shown immense courage and determination. You never stopped believing in yourselves, even when others doubted us. Today's victory is a testament to your resilience and skill.

To the fans, this is for you. You've stuck with us through thick and thin. Today, we celebrate together, knowing that this victory is just the beginning of a new era for Port Adelaide.

So, Ken, wherever you are, know that we've moved on and moved forward without you. This premiership is a reminder that change was necessary, and it's paid off in the sweetest way possible.

Thank you all once again. Let's enjoy this moment, and here's to many more victories in the future!"
 

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Andre said:
LOL. Every time Hinkley shits on a plate, Koch thinks it's Swiss chocolate. Even if we lose every game up to the Showdown he's staying. Even if he again embarrasses the club in a Showdown after that, it'll be 'Well one week to go, can't sack him!'. The 'best' we can hope for is miss the finals, lose the Showdown, with Hinkley repeatedly booed to the point Koch and co. fear it'll make them look bad if he's there in 2025. Even that's only a small chance. Small silver lining, of having traded out of the draft it'll be hard to get in shiny new toys ('the missing piece') to distract from next year's results.
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If We lose the showdown he will be booed like never before.. if we get smacked early in the game there will be full quarters of booing and it will be hostile. Plus a last quarter walkout

There’s no way he will survive that no way.
 
gbear said:
You actually have to possess a brain to be in fact brain dead.
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Consciousness, defined as awareness of self and thought requires the presence of a brain as far as scientists are aware.

That pretty much sums up Hinkley. Zero self awareness and intelligent thought.
 
PowerBaz said:
Should we send Hinks up your way for a post coaching life tour? Take him to the track?
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I suggested that in 2016 when I spent a few hours with him in Shanghai.

He reminded me the dog track is in Macau.

I threw up.
 

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EskimoPAFC said:
Nobody is talking about the best case scenario here. Its definitely possible.

Lose to Richmond. Sack Hinkley. Get the caretaker coach bounce. Win 4 of the last 5. Get a home final.

Win the ****ing flag.

Have josh carr take the cup and yell in to the mic ** you Ken. ** you

(Ok the last two might be a little bit less realistic)
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You just know that if it happened that Koch would drag Ken up onto the stage and Josh would be looking at both of them with disdain.

On SM-G975F using BigFooty.com mobile app
 
EskimoPAFC said:
Nobody is talking about the best case scenario here. Its definitely possible.

Lose to Richmond. Sack Hinkley. Get the caretaker coach bounce. Win 4 of the last 5. Get a home final.

Win the ****ing flag.

Have josh carr take the cup and yell in to the mic ** you Ken. ** you

(Ok the last two might be a little bit less realistic)
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Post of the Year mixed with some RSI but I like it.
 
EskimoPAFC said:
Nobody is talking about the best case scenario here. Its definitely possible.

Lose to Richmond. Sack Hinkley. Get the caretaker coach bounce. Win 4 of the last 5. Get a home final.

Win the ****ing flag.

Have josh carr take the cup and yell in to the mic ** you Ken. ** you

(Ok the last two might be a little bit less realistic)
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How about "Big Footy you were right"
 
Windy Cindy said:
If We lose the showdown he will be booed like never before.. if we get smacked early in the game there will be full quarters of booing and it will be hostile. Plus a last quarter walkout

There’s no way he will survive that no way.
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If we limp into the showdown, big losses to Carlton, Sydney, Melbourne, which is likely, there will be a considerable number of crows supporters, and knowing the bloody luck Hinkley has, the crows' hoorahs will drown out our boos.
 
Windy Cindy said:
If We lose the showdown he will be booed like never before.. if we get smacked early in the game there will be full quarters of booing and it will be hostile. Plus a last quarter walkout

There’s no way he will survive that no way.
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Bro it could very easily happen on Saturday night, if we lose to Richmond (which I’ll be amazed if that does happen) but if we lose, omg I think all hell will break loose.
 
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SonOfKek said:
Nah.

The happy clappers are firmly in charge of the club and fanbase.
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Na, he’ll lose the happy clappers, and what we saw against Brisbane will be nothing like what will happen if we lose to Richmond. This will be the point of no return. Just imagine losing to the frontrunner for the wooden spoon at home when the season is on the line. I will be amazed if Ken doesn’t get sacked. Most people and the wide mainstream media are underestimating this game and the ramifications for Ken and his job security if we lose this game. This might send the fans who attend the game and the wider fanbase over the edge.
 
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Kane on Footy Classified saying Port need to change their game style as it has been found out by the opposition as evidenced by Hardwick's pre match interview yesterday.

No mention of who is in charge of said game style!
 
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