Opinion Sack Hinkley 5 - Lower The Blinds

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Kane on Rutten, a coach in his second season with a 2-7 record: "I don't think he can survive too many more performances like that"

Kane on Hinkley, a coach in his tenth season with a 0-5 record: "It's disrespectful to criticise him"

Such a joke...

How dare Kane be so disrespectful to Ben Rutten. Kane is truly a hater. Essendon supporters just need to be realistic and lower their expectations. They're not in the VFL anymore.
 

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Kane on Rutten, a coach in his second season with a 2-7 record: "I don't think he can survive too many more performances like that"

Kane on Hinkley, a coach in his tenth season with a 0-5 record: "It's disrespectful to criticise him"

Such a joke...

Kane is just trying to get as many other coaches sacked so that his mate will have plenty of options when he gets the boot.
 
Even Kane said in the off-season that it was effectively Grand Final or bust for Hinkley at this club.

But now he’s once again attempting to bludgeon diehards — who’ve lived through nigh-on two decades of heartbreak, disappointment and humiliation — with his Ken-scented dildo for expecting more than the usual slop he serves up whenever hopes and expectation are raised.

Admittedly I have been quiet over the past two weeks, but it’s because I’ve barely watched a half of Port footy in that time. Attended a birthday dinner the night of the Doggies game, and then watched NBA and pottered around the house with the Roos game on in the background afterward.

And you know what? It was wonderful.

Those crickets Kane hears are apathy and disengagement due to Koch/Hinkley/Failure-fatigue and the overdue realisation that the status quo is parasitic cosplay at best.

But nah, well-in Graham Junior, mould it into an epic vindication of your sycophantic stance.
I couldn't read the rest of your post with a straight face after reading this bit. "with his Ken-scented dildo" lol.
 
How dare Kane be so disrespectful to Ben Rutten. Kane is truly a hater. Essendon supporters just need to be realistic and lower their expectations. They're not in the VFL anymore.
Someone in the media surely has to call Cornes out on national tv.

The guy is a joke and his media mates are just as bad for not correcting him.
 
Kornes SEN breaky: It's been an incredible coaching performance from Ken to turn it around, those Port fans that wanted him sacked have gone incredibly quiet.

We're still here you **** knuckle.
 
Someone in the media surely has to call Cornes out on national tv.

The guy is a joke and his media mates are just as bad for not correcting him.

Nobody will call him out because nobody cares about Port in the media. Hinkley Amber Heard's it to 0-5 and the rhetoric isn't 'what's wrong with the coaching?', oh no, its they have 3 players from their first 22 out and nobody can name them. Then all of a sudden we string 4 wins together against 2 Fitzroys and a Footscray 2nds and he's like the second coming of Christ because heaven forbid there should be any expectation of Port to achieve anything. Our literal purpose in this league is to prop up the VFL coffers via TV rights and that's as far as it extends.
 
Yes but its a 2022 article (pre-season, be4 0-5) ...using the 2013 article.

(Nick Wade from Geelong Advertiser
March 18th, 2022 9:47 pm)

'The three-quarter time address stamped Hinkley as a country football coaching mastermind.

Even though a decade has passed, it provides an insight into the motivating qualities of a man who is leading the resurgence of the Port Adelaide Football Club.'

Country football coaching mastermind ffs, he coached them to what, two flags? FMD Some SANFL scrubbers probably have achieved more in amateur footy coaching.

No way Ken Hinkley ever gets in to the AFL coaching system if he wanted buddies with Blight.
 
Country football coaching mastermind ffs, he coached them to what, two flags? FMD Some SANFL scrubbers probably have achieved more in amateur footy coaching.

No way Ken Hinkley ever gets in to the AFL coaching system if he wanted buddies with Blight.

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Kane doesn't care if he's getting good attention or bad attention so long as he's being talked about
As Oscar Wilde said "the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about".
 
tHUndeRpaNTs?
The other day he (she?) was talking about being at the 50th anniversary of Boston Football Club in Port Lincoln (where he/she saw the Wakelins and Martin Leslie) - which may or may not be true - but it's a fairly random comment to make to try and put someone off the scent of being a troll (I'm probably one of the few on here who hasn't got them on ignore).
 
Kane corners tries to create as much manufactured outrage as he can to drive calls and listeners to his breakfast show with about 1000 listeners at best. Yet here you all are pointing out his ridiculous positions which are deliberate ones to stoke engagement. Do we 99.9% of Adelaide does and just ignore him, he is irrelevant.
 
I'm pretty sure ken won't allow himself to get sacked, he has enough moles in the club to know exactly what's going on at board level. If he sees the writing on the wall he'll beat them to the punch and quit saying he felt the time was right. Making it appear it was his decision with cred it tact and the ability to walk straight to another club fir who ever is stupid enough to consider him. The club could call his bluff leaking they are going to sack him to see the level of character he has, to see if he's man enough to face the music. He'll be off the boat like a rat on a sinking ship. They just don't get that the guy is a narcissist.
 
Us getting lumped in with the wider Fruchoctopian ‘Kic-a-Vic’ xenophobia is one of my pet peeves.

Just after Primus pulled up stumps Sellers McClure suggested we hire Mark Bickley because “they hate Victorians over there”.

It’s like the altiverse.
Port Adelaide coaches over the last 40 years:

Russell Ebert (1983-1987): club legend and best player to ever play for the PAFC. Sacked after making finals (including a GF) 3 years out of 5 but not winning a flag.

John Cahill (1988-1998): legendary coach who delivered 10 SANFL premierships and led the team successfully onto the national stage. Moved on after 2 years of competitive performances upon entering the AFL in favour of Mark Williams as part of a succession plan.

Mark Williams (1999-2010): scion of a legendary PAFC dynasty who delivered the club's only AFL premiership. Sacked 3 years after making a GF.

Matt Primus (2010-2012): inspirational PAFC captain and heart and soul of the club. Sacked after 3 years while trying to rebuild the club off the smell of an oily rag.

Ken Hinkley (2013-): winner of a couple of bush league flags and assistant coach at AFL powerhouse GCS. Still at the helm after 10 years of extraordinary support through a fully funded football department, and yet is about the break the world record for most AFL games coached without making a GF.

"ThEy HaTe ViCtOrIaNs OvEr ThErE !!!!!!"

FMD.
 
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Port Adelaide coaches over the last 40 years:

Russell Ebert (1983-1987): club legend and best player to ever play for the PAFC. Sacked after making finals (including a GF) 3 years out of 5 but not winning a flag.

John Cahill (1988-1998): legendary coach who delivered 10 SANFL premierships and led the team successfully onto the national stage. Moved on after 2 years of competitive performances upon entering the AFL in favour of Mark Williams as part of a succession plan.

Mark Williams (1999-2010): scion of a legendary PAFC dynasty who delivered the club's only AFL premiership. Sacked 3 years after making a GF.

Matt Primus (2010-2012): inspirational PAFC captain and heart and soul of the club. Sacked after 3 years while trying to rebuild the club off the smell of an oily rag.

Ken Hinkley (2013-): winner of a couple of bush league flags and assistant coach at AFL powerhouse GCS. Still at the helm after 10 years of extraordinary support through a fully funded football department, and yet is about the break the world record for most AFL games coached without winning a flag.

"ThEy HaTe ViCtOrIaNs OvEr ThErE !!!!!!"

FMD.
It’s worse than what you say. World record for most VFL/AFL games coached without making a Grand Final.

Yes, our pain in the arse senior coach is a Grand Final virgin.
 
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