Roast Sack Koch - Chairman of The Redeem Team

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From today's AFR paper edition.


David Koch teared up last year telling viewers he was departing Sunrise, the oft-dominant morning show he had spent (a remarkable) 21 years playing its dorky finance dad.
And good for him, He’d get his mornings back, and more time for his other interests.

There’s his club president role at Port Adelaide. Its success has brought him into the conversation to succeed the imperious Richard Goyder running the AFL. And Pinstripe Media (with his son, Alexander “AJ” Koch), which shares Sydney office space with his other media start-up, Ausbiz, a streaming TV channel and collection of podcasts that covers finance and business run by co-founder and owner Kylie Merritt.

He and wife Libby Koch own 31.8 per cent of Ausbiz. There’s also big-name backers such as former treasurer Joe Hockey and renos-over-receipts tycoon Sanjeev Gupta, whose 2.2 per cent stake must be borne of his relationship with Port Adelaide.

This week, it took a baffling strategic turn. It was announced that ASX-listed ARC Funds Limited would take a 30 per cent equity stake in Ausbiz Capital, a new, wholly owned subsidiary of Koch’s media start-up that’s being described as a “capital markets business”.

ARC Funds will tip in $1 million in three tranches over three years. This would be seed money for Ausbiz Capital, which would offer “high-quality financial products”. Among those listed were high-interest savings accounts, term deposits, capital raisings, alternative investments, managed funds and trading services.

Ausbiz Capital – run by managing director Simon van Es, and with Koch on its investment committee – will use the money in “marketing and promotions” to Ausbiz Group’s “existing database” of 110,000 subscribers.

That is: Koch’s parent company will own 70 per cent of a side capital markets business that says it will do commercial deals with its own media start-up so it can get access to its subscribers and email list. And that is in order to sell them financial products.

Are there screaming conflicts at every turn? Oh, no question. But hey: don’t let it get in the way of this fantastic new media business model!

ARC up​

If Ausbiz Capital’s new equity partner was a reputable dealer such as (pick any) Goldman Sachs or say, Barrenjoey, there might be something interesting here. Instead, ARC Funds looks like a firm in D-grade.

ARC Funds was formerly Australian Rural Capital. In 2016, it was outed as the partner for China’s Shanghai Pengxin Group, which sought to acquire South Australian cattle company S. Kidman & Co. (It would eventually fall into Gina Rinehart’s hands.)

It renamed in 2021 and currently trades as a penny stock on the ASX. Its shares are worth 9¢, while it has a market cap of $3.4 million. Last year, ARC Funds made a post-tax loss of $829,938 on revenue of $91,897.

How does it suppose to market products or securities when it barely exists? Or rather, what does it say about the quality of whatever dogs breakfast products they get access to? That will be up to Koch and Ausbiz Capital to filter it out.

It is easy to raise eyebrows at would-be rivals in the overly concentrated market of financial and business media. Those on the fringes, such as The Market Online (owner of pump-and-dump forum HotCopper) need to make money in a murky space. Disclosed and barely disclosed sponsored content, and pay-for-play deals, flourish alongside straight news.

But who is Kochie kidding? On his Ausbiz profile, he opens his bio with: “TV is my hobby, but business is my passion.” If this is his idea of business, maybe he should have stuck with TV.

Nepotism and potential conflicts of interest in a Koch venture? I just don’t believe it.
 

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From today's AFR paper edition.


David Koch teared up last year telling viewers he was departing Sunrise, the oft-dominant morning show he had spent (a remarkable) 21 years playing its dorky finance dad.
And good for him, He’d get his mornings back, and more time for his other interests.

There’s his club president role at Port Adelaide. Its success has brought him into the conversation to succeed the imperious Richard Goyder running the AFL. And Pinstripe Media (with his son, Alexander “AJ” Koch), which shares Sydney office space with his other media start-up, Ausbiz, a streaming TV channel and collection of podcasts that covers finance and business run by co-founder and owner Kylie Merritt.

He and wife Libby Koch own 31.8 per cent of Ausbiz. There’s also big-name backers such as former treasurer Joe Hockey and renos-over-receipts tycoon Sanjeev Gupta, whose 2.2 per cent stake must be borne of his relationship with Port Adelaide.

This week, it took a baffling strategic turn. It was announced that ASX-listed ARC Funds Limited would take a 30 per cent equity stake in Ausbiz Capital, a new, wholly owned subsidiary of Koch’s media start-up that’s being described as a “capital markets business”.

ARC Funds will tip in $1 million in three tranches over three years. This would be seed money for Ausbiz Capital, which would offer “high-quality financial products”. Among those listed were high-interest savings accounts, term deposits, capital raisings, alternative investments, managed funds and trading services.

Ausbiz Capital – run by managing director Simon van Es, and with Koch on its investment committee – will use the money in “marketing and promotions” to Ausbiz Group’s “existing database” of 110,000 subscribers.

That is: Koch’s parent company will own 70 per cent of a side capital markets business that says it will do commercial deals with its own media start-up so it can get access to its subscribers and email list. And that is in order to sell them financial products.

Are there screaming conflicts at every turn? Oh, no question. But hey: don’t let it get in the way of this fantastic new media business model!

ARC up​

If Ausbiz Capital’s new equity partner was a reputable dealer such as (pick any) Goldman Sachs or say, Barrenjoey, there might be something interesting here. Instead, ARC Funds looks like a firm in D-grade.

ARC Funds was formerly Australian Rural Capital. In 2016, it was outed as the partner for China’s Shanghai Pengxin Group, which sought to acquire South Australian cattle company S. Kidman & Co. (It would eventually fall into Gina Rinehart’s hands.)

It renamed in 2021 and currently trades as a penny stock on the ASX. Its shares are worth 9¢, while it has a market cap of $3.4 million. Last year, ARC Funds made a post-tax loss of $829,938 on revenue of $91,897.

How does it suppose to market products or securities when it barely exists? Or rather, what does it say about the quality of whatever dogs breakfast products they get access to? That will be up to Koch and Ausbiz Capital to filter it out.

It is easy to raise eyebrows at would-be rivals in the overly concentrated market of financial and business media. Those on the fringes, such as The Market Online (owner of pump-and-dump forum HotCopper) need to make money in a murky space. Disclosed and barely disclosed sponsored content, and pay-for-play deals, flourish alongside straight news.

But who is Kochie kidding? On his Ausbiz profile, he opens his bio with: “TV is my hobby, but business is my passion.” If this is his idea of business, maybe he should have stuck with TV.

Wonder what Mr Guojie would think of this ?

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can AO staff turn away thousands with 'BASTARD AND PROUD' t-shirts on? i'd imagine a few can get policed under some flimsy made up rules but surely not a large group? maybe 'DAVID'S BASTARDS' would be good because 1) he hates being called David and 2) reminds people where it actually came from

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From today's AFR paper edition.


David Koch teared up last year telling viewers he was departing Sunrise, the oft-dominant morning show he had spent (a remarkable) 21 years playing its dorky finance dad.
And good for him, He’d get his mornings back, and more time for his other interests.

There’s his club president role at Port Adelaide. Its success has brought him into the conversation to succeed the imperious Richard Goyder running the AFL. And Pinstripe Media (with his son, Alexander “AJ” Koch), which shares Sydney office space with his other media start-up, Ausbiz, a streaming TV channel and collection of podcasts that covers finance and business run by co-founder and owner Kylie Merritt.

He and wife Libby Koch own 31.8 per cent of Ausbiz. There’s also big-name backers such as former treasurer Joe Hockey and renos-over-receipts tycoon Sanjeev Gupta, whose 2.2 per cent stake must be borne of his relationship with Port Adelaide.

This week, it took a baffling strategic turn. It was announced that ASX-listed ARC Funds Limited would take a 30 per cent equity stake in Ausbiz Capital, a new, wholly owned subsidiary of Koch’s media start-up that’s being described as a “capital markets business”.

ARC Funds will tip in $1 million in three tranches over three years. This would be seed money for Ausbiz Capital, which would offer “high-quality financial products”. Among those listed were high-interest savings accounts, term deposits, capital raisings, alternative investments, managed funds and trading services.

Ausbiz Capital – run by managing director Simon van Es, and with Koch on its investment committee – will use the money in “marketing and promotions” to Ausbiz Group’s “existing database” of 110,000 subscribers.

That is: Koch’s parent company will own 70 per cent of a side capital markets business that says it will do commercial deals with its own media start-up so it can get access to its subscribers and email list. And that is in order to sell them financial products.

Are there screaming conflicts at every turn? Oh, no question. But hey: don’t let it get in the way of this fantastic new media business model!

ARC up​

If Ausbiz Capital’s new equity partner was a reputable dealer such as (pick any) Goldman Sachs or say, Barrenjoey, there might be something interesting here. Instead, ARC Funds looks like a firm in D-grade.

ARC Funds was formerly Australian Rural Capital. In 2016, it was outed as the partner for China’s Shanghai Pengxin Group, which sought to acquire South Australian cattle company S. Kidman & Co. (It would eventually fall into Gina Rinehart’s hands.)

It renamed in 2021 and currently trades as a penny stock on the ASX. Its shares are worth 9¢, while it has a market cap of $3.4 million. Last year, ARC Funds made a post-tax loss of $829,938 on revenue of $91,897.

How does it suppose to market products or securities when it barely exists? Or rather, what does it say about the quality of whatever dogs breakfast products they get access to? That will be up to Koch and Ausbiz Capital to filter it out.

It is easy to raise eyebrows at would-be rivals in the overly concentrated market of financial and business media. Those on the fringes, such as The Market Online (owner of pump-and-dump forum HotCopper) need to make money in a murky space. Disclosed and barely disclosed sponsored content, and pay-for-play deals, flourish alongside straight news.

But who is Kochie kidding? On his Ausbiz profile, he opens his bio with: “TV is my hobby, but business is my passion.” If this is his idea of business, maybe he should have stuck with TV.

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can AO staff turn away thousands with 'BASTARD AND PROUD' t-shirts on? i'd imagine a few can get policed under some flimsy made up rules but surely not a large group? maybe 'DAVID'S BASTARDS' would be good because 1) he hates being called David and 2) reminds people where it actually came from
Davie Koch.
Well, hello Davie................

That should rile him a bit :tearsofjoy:
 

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I think David Koch forgets what he says on occasion and pretends he never said it or simply just tries to change the narrative. A lot like everyone at the club.
"Well the past is the past so no point worrying about it. Onwards and upwards, it is a new year" A complete disregard of failing KPIs they themselves set, or they change the KPIs after the fact.

When you have four top four finishes in the last five years and don't have a solitary Grand Final appearance to show for it, that is an absolute disaster.

Losing five finals out of the last six by an average of nine goals as others have continued to point out is deplorable, regardless of whatever spin you put on it.

I look at some of the comments made by David Koch in 2017. He obviously does not feel this way now, or he makes these kind of disingenuous comments to just appease a section of the fan base which is unhappy and make it sound like the powers that be will make serious change and start operating like a Professional Club.

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Then we obviously got these pearls of wisdom in 2018 where Koch essentially had a bet each way.

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How you could possibly talk about being ruthless and then with a straight face celebrate the season as a success with three final wins in a decade and applauding and celebrating the longest serving Coach in VFL/AFL history without a GF appearance going into season 13 at the helm. #weareportadelaide
I'd love to hear someone ask him at the AGM, "How can you say that merely making the top 8 constitutes success, when the only measurement of success at Port Adelaide has always been a premiership?"
 
I'd love to hear someone ask him at the AGM, "How can you say that merely making the top 8 constitutes success, when the only measurement of success at Port Adelaide has always been a premiership?"

“Why did we set ourselves a goal of 3 flags in 5 years and who is being held accountable for not even getting close to it?”
 
“Why did we set ourselves a goal of 3 flags in 5 years and who is being held accountable for not even getting close to it?”
"How did you remember that - Port fans aren't supposed to have a brain."
 
"How did you remember that - Port fans aren't supposed to have a brain."
no, don't remember that happening, instead remember the basketcase you were in 2012 and how Kenny and Kochies saved you etc etc
 
Then we obviously got these pearls of wisdom in 2018 where Koch essentially had a bet each way.

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This one in particular is a highlight.

“I just remind people of the cycles that clubs go through”, as if we don’t know how things work, or have no knowledge/memory of 2001-03, 2005-2012, or the litany of disasters and humiliations between the final siren of the 2014 Prelim and the time he said this.

Tack on 2015-2024 as a whole and Port fans have had more than enough of the sh¡t salad he and Ken serve up, regardless of how they dress it.
 
I'd love to hear someone ask him at the AGM, "How can you say that merely making the top 8 constitutes success, when the only measurement of success at Port Adelaide has always been a premiership?"
No. I want to ask "if making finals is a pass mark, what's the point of making finals if you don't care about winning any? " I'd rather finish bottom 4, get some early picks, and hopefully one day win a premiership!

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In David's defence, I reckon that he didn't even realise he was calling supporters and a couple of board members bastards. It sounded more like a stock phrase that he trots out as an unthinking part of his bullshitting. He was playing to what he thought was the emotion in the room, looking for that sugar hit of affirmation and did not care of the wider implications of his comment.

(That really wasn't much of a defence, was it?)

No David, it wasn’t !


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Our board reverting back to member elect must be asked, and if Koch feigns ignorance again he's gotta be pulled up on it, 3 years at least now I reckon it's been put to him.

How do the questions from the audience work? Do you just throw your hand up and wait your turn? Or do you have to register first?


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I prefer black Russians but would settle for a white Russian.
the big lebowski GIF
 

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