Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 5: Dragons FFC vs Las Vegas Bears @ ljp86's lair
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philreich
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A woman is heavily pregnant and finally the big day arrives. She goes into labour and her nervous husband is pacing the corridors, when he spots an orderly casually walking past with an earphone in his ear listening to the cricket. Thinking he is a member of the delivery team with a communications device he asks how things are looking.......................
Shaking his head the orderly says 6 out already and the last 2 were ducks..................
The husband fainted.
Shaking his head the orderly says 6 out already and the last 2 were ducks..................
The husband fainted.
Ljp86
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Big game, Dragons!! At home again for a second straight week and a chance to play in front of the home fans again, this time against the Bears who are a tough side to beat. We'll definitely need to be at our best this week so we'll need to be on the front foot from the opening bounce! 
Go Dragons!!
Go Dragons!!
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Good joke but I think it could be funnier if structured better.
philreich
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I'll consult you next time Matt
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No worries, I just think the reveal that he guy was just listening to the cricket should come later as it spoils the punchline.I'll consult you next time Matt
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You did. We jettisoned last season's weakness to the Dragons.
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Winning?You did. We jettisoned last season's weakness to the Dragons.
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No, little wafer Barrybran.
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Ressies BushPig that rookie salary can only get you on a cruise ship for so long. When they find you and hurl you off board be sure to swim to Dragon Island for Sunday. Farm Boy is ravenous and waiting in the wings for a spot to open up in the side.
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Not much of a secret anymore, I’ve been known as a weapon since round one last year
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Jimbo you've been on fire all season. Keep it going son.Not much of a secret anymore, I’ve been known as a weapon since round one last year
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Yeah good, ya self??
I'm terrific mate.
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Boy it did a number on me! How you feeling this fine morning?
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My waffles are blue this morning
