Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 5: Roys FFC vs Fighting Furies @ Brunswick Junction Oval

[Restricted Free Agent]

Welcome to Brunswick Junction Oval. This is what could well turn into the battle for the spoon. The winless Roys take on @tjasta’s new look furies who have a singular win under their belts. TJASTA’s taken last year's finalists and sent them crashing back to reality.@fitzroybowiedog’s Roys now find themselves on NEGATIVE POINTS for surely one of the first times in the Sweet F.A.’s history. It’s a bad time for both of these clubs at the moment.


You all know the story: Furies with a single win all season an uninspiring nailbiter against the Gumbies which ended with a missed kick just before the final siren. The Roys only have a single draw all season a 73 all tie with the heavily scrutinised Bombers a few rounds ago. However after a teamsheet era they find themselves on -2 points. Sad times in both dressing rooms. Who’s gonna be the one to turn it around?

WHO’S HOT?
Roys: TedDougChris it speaks a lot about the Roys that their best player had 14 touches as they were thrashed by the Royals last week.
Furies: Hate 27 touches and 10 tackles as he helped drag his team over the line. Take a bow son.
WHO’S NOT?
Roys: Royboy yep, a single handball aint gonna cut it if you want to be a professional qooty player.
Furies: TheMidRunner 6 touches aint terrible but still. It says how well the Furies played last week that TMR is being listed as the worst player.

Random fact: A Peruvian bulldog named Otto holds the world record for skateboarding through the longest human tunnel.

Prediction: Furies continue the run of Furies terrible run and win by 5 points

Captains post your team sheet in the thread by 11:59pm on Thursday or face the reality of Matty411 having to captain your team!
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[Tigerturbulance]

first in

 

[Broken]

Ugh. Match thread up a day early, yuck.
The way both teams are travelling, a Saturday start would be more palatable.

 

[TJASTA]

oh hi gang
Over the off-season, the Furies lose somebody very special to us to this old lot. Somebody that has our highest respect. Somebody that we are enjoy bantering with over the many match threads. That was nahnah.
oh and JackNah_8 apparently plays here now too lol

 

[TedDougChris]

Last week was played in muddy conditions, so possessions were down across the board. Only three players topped 50 DT points and only one topping a hundred from memory.

I think we got a suspended penalty, so still are on positive points for the season.

Hell, two massive errors in the OP is about par for the course so far this season, so well done !!

Greetings all !!!

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

SarahSmiles
13 points is barely a thrashing.
Royboy does not play for the Roys, royboy2 does.

Another underwhelming OP.

 

[TedDougChris]

Haven’t we established that having some idea is optional for the OP ??

 

[Broken]

SarahSmiles
13 points is barely a thrashing.
Royboy does not play for the Roys, royboy2 does.

Another underwhelming OP.

This place has gone to the dogs. Before you know it there'll be teams dressed in hot pink.

 

[JackNah_8]

oh hi gang
Over the off-season, the Furies lose somebody very special to us to this old lot. Somebody that has our highest respect. Somebody that we are enjoy bantering with over the many match threads. That was nahnah.
oh and JackNah_8 apparently plays here now too lol

I didnt know nahnah played for the furies

where's nottjasta, he was a nice person.

 

[TJASTA]

I didnt know nahnah played for the furies

where's nottjasta, he was a nice person.

*she

 

[JackNah_8]

*she

she? are you sure?

I was told it was a guy

 

[TJASTA]

she? are you sure?

I was told it was a guy

Hello, I am a female and I am also looking for a good home

ARE YOU ATTACKING A FEMALE ?!?!?!
YOU ARE ATACKING A FEMALE!!!!! ENJOY YOUR BLOCK!!!!!

HELLO I AM FEMALE AND STILL LOOKING FOR GOOD HOME!
PM ME YOUR OFFERS xoxoxox

 

[JackNah_8]

what is going on?


I thought this was the match thread?

 

[TJASTA]

what is going on?


I thought this was the match thread?

It is....

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

what is going on?


I thought this was the match thread?

It's Monday.
It's not a match thread until tomorrow

 

[JackNah_8]

It's Monday.
It's not a match thread until tomorrow

ok! I will be back tomorrow!

 

[TedDougChris]

It's Monday.
It's not a match thread until tomorrow

Barrels , _Mike_ , Matt_352 - you heard - no posting here til tomorrow.....

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

SarahSmiles
13 points is barely a thrashing.
Royboy does not play for the Roys, royboy2 does.

Another underwhelming OP.

Someone's annoyed about ****ing up team sheet!

 

[TedDougChris]

Someone's annoyed about ******* up team sheet!

Just imagine if you got banned for ****ing up the OP....

Oh what a wonderful place it would be....

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

TJASTA the Roys are playing tough, I'm off now but make sure they have their pills. They're to be in bed no later than 8.

 

[TJASTA]

TJASTA the Roys are playing tough, I'm off now but make sure they have their pills. They're to be in bed no later than 8.

I will reminded them if they remind me to take my pills.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Someone's annoyed about ******* up team sheet!

That's an interesting conclusion to draw.

But yes i'm positively furious about being punished for not making any mistakes.

 

[TedDougChris]

TJASTA the Roys are playing tough, I'm off now but make sure they have their pills. They're to be in bed no later than 8.

 

[Broken]

Someone's annoyed about ******* up team sheet!