Official Match Thread Season 30 Round 8: Fighting Furies vs West Coast Wonders at rfctigerarmy's Hippodrome

[Hate]

Guess I’ll have to do a live Q&A this week

Where do I post my question asking you to ask Elton Johns Wig to ask SSwans2011 why he is so mean to The Half Back?

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Where do I post my question asking you to ask Elton Johns Wig to ask SSwans2011 why he is so mean to The Half Back?

 

[Bastyy]

Thank you for doing your bit to keep me trending, friend

Real recognise real

 

[Bastyy]

Meh, I've heard worse.

Ok PoopM

 

[The Half Back]

They completely shat on their Yellow and Black. rfctigerarmy would be rolling in his grave if he was buried in a coffin and not had his corpse tossed out the back of the team bus.

I'm sure EKA would've been stoked with the absolute fire sale that went on down your way at the end of last season.

 

[Hate]

I bet they can not even figure it out by morning.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Good morning Wonders and Furies

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Okay Furies, let's be serious for once

It's a sad day when one of the founding clubs of the SFA is completing its final season, but before we send the WONDERS off into oblivion, let's remember the good things this club has contributed to the league.

Well, anything peeps????

 

[Cactus_]

Always available.

Well, well, look what the cat’s dragged in. It’s the carcass of the once great EJW.

Spoiler

and it stinks.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Okay Furies, let's be serious for once

It's a sad day when one of the founding clubs of the SFA is completing its final season, but before we send the WONDERS off into oblivion, let's remember the good things this club has contributed to the league.

Well, anything peeps????

Hi Nedlam. I honestly forgot you folk existed.

Every now and then I hear one of the Tigerturbulance podcasts. I admit to the odd sighting (emphasis on odd) of a TJASTA post advocating weird herbal teas and Ugg Boots like a deranged hippy Peter Foster.

But you only seem to make rare appearances nowadays.

It also seems Elton Johns Wig has given up on his rescue mission at the Furies to save the Sweet FA from NaturalDisaster I am sure we all wish him well. If Wiggy now wants to be the patron saint of lost causes, the Wonders wish him well.

 

[TJASTA]

Hi Nedlam. I honestly forgot you folk existed.

Every now and then I hear one of the Tigerturbulance podcasts. I admit to the odd sighting (emphasis on odd) of a TJASTA post advocating weird herbal teas and Ugg Boots like a deranged hippy Peter Foster.

But you only seem to make rare appearances nowadays.

It also seems Elton Johns Wig has given up on his rescue mission at the Furies to save the Sweet FA from NaturalDisaster I am sure we all wish him well. If Wiggy now wants to be the patron saint of lost causes, the Wonders wish him well.

punch yourself in the pussy old man

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

punch yourself in the pussy old man

I have no intention of doing that you pasty faced inbred bumpkin.

 

[TJASTA]

I have no intention of doing that you pasty faced inbred bumpkin.

hey look at that Tigerturbulance
we got another one

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Hi Nedlam. I honestly forgot you folk existed.

Every now and then I hear one of the Tigerturbulance podcasts. I admit to the odd sighting (emphasis on odd) of a TJASTA post advocating weird herbal teas and Ugg Boots like a deranged hippy Peter Foster.

But you only seem to make rare appearances nowadays.

It also seems Elton Johns Wig has given up on his rescue mission at the Furies to save the Sweet FA from NaturalDisaster I am sure we all wish him well. If Wiggy now wants to be the patron saint of lost causes, the Wonders wish him well.

go to the light dude, go to the light

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Well, well, look what the cat’s dragged in. It’s the carcass of the once great EJW.

Spoiler

and it stinks.

Once great, so there is the admission I was great. Superb.

Better to be a has been than a never was.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Hi Nedlam. I honestly forgot you folk existed.

You'd remember a lot more if you took a breath and stopped talking.

Every now and then I hear one of the @Tigerturbulance podcasts. I admit to the odd sighting (emphasis on odd) of a @TJASTA post advocating weird herbal teas and Ugg Boots like a deranged hippy Peter Foster.

Again, you can only hear when you stop talking (gibberish at that)

Lookherecomesanotherpostfromgrandunclehoraceitwontmakemuchsensebuthe'lluselotsofwordstomakeapointhecouldhavefinishedinonesentencehoweverhefeelsheheasmoreimpactifheisverbosebecausehethinksitscleverwhenreallyitsactuallyquiteboringmaybeonedayhe'lllearn.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

You'd remember a lot more if you took a breath and stopped talking.

Again, you can only hear when you stop talking (gibberish at that)

Lookherecomesanotherpostfromgrandunclehoraceitwontmakemuchsensebuthe'lluselotsofwordstomakeapointhecouldhavefinishedinonesentencehoweverhefeelsheheasmoreimpactifheisverbosebecausehethinksitscleverwhenreallyitsactuallyquiteboringmaybeonedayhe'lllearn.

C'mon. Do better man. We are here to give you support. Plse don't go al Dumbarse on us. We are relying on you.

 

[SSwans2011]

Hello SSSSSSSSSSSSwans. Great to see you up and about.

That's SSSSSSSSSSSSwans2011 to you, mate. You don't get to call me cute nicknames if you're not playing for the Wonders.

 

[AngryRanga]

I've been developing a formula that estimates SFA posting quality based on the % of posters who barrack for their associated AFL club.

Hello, last, how's it hangling?

 

[TJASTA]

****ing hell you guys are lazy hey
is all of your banter just going to be looking at poster information? no wonder Elton Johns Wig jumped ship, you are are stuck in season 20

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

******* hell you guys are lazy hey
is all of your banter just going to be looking at poster information? no wonder Elton Johns Wig jumped ship, you are are stuck in season 20

Shove that Ugg Boot up/down your second arse. Dumb Fu** up.

You are so remarkably stupid you have a retro crush on Olive Oil.

 

[SSwans2011]

******* hell you guys are lazy hey
is all of your banter just going to be looking at poster information? no wonder Elton Johns Wig jumped ship, you are are stuck in season 20

**** up **** nugget wank head.

TJASTA more like shit Furies poster Richmond fan, am I right fellas?

 

[AngryRanga]

fu** up **** nugget wank head.

TJASTA more like sh*t Furies poster Richmond fan, am I right fellas?

Fact Check: Verified

 

[SSwans2011]

I swear to god if TJASTA had a kebab I'd knock it out of his hands right now.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

so the WONDERS are:

- once strong and successful
- now cant win shit
- now have one good poster because the rest left
- are the club looking to recruit Bryce "WW19" Gibbs

its sad how the WONDERS have become Carlton