Official Match Thread Season 34 Grand Final - Roys FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at SFA Park

Who will win the season 34 Grand Final?

  • Roys

    Votes: 17 28.8%
  • Bombers

    Votes: 18 30.5%
  • I just hope both teams have fun

    Votes: 4 6.8%
  • This OP has already won

    Votes: 10 16.9%
  • Go to bed, Bob

    Votes: 10 16.9%

  • Total voters
    59
  • Poll closed .

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Happy Back to Back Roys Premierships folks

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What's pissed BLU off this week?

Teams showing a lack of respect trying to recruit me! No ******* chance campaigners!!

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maybe theyre just not doing it right?

id probably start with this as a peace offering

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then i would send in this appropriately dressed negotiating agent to work out the finances involved..

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then finally once thats all sorted.. this will be awaiting you upon completion of the finer details..

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Best of luck to both teams.

Thus far in the Finals I have tipped the Roys for each of their wins and as usual tipped against the Baghdadaists.

I am still considering which team to inflict with my tip.
 
BREAKING.

The Falcon Files has obtained exclusive vision of rehearsals for the pre match entertainment. In true Aussie Rules tradition, the word 'entertainment' is being used ironically.

An early idea of the entertainment committee was to have a 'chase the mascot' style event. This was deemed too meh so the decision was made to have a 'chase the child' event with the chasers being canines. Unfortunately, this went about as well as the Gumbies in the last ten minutes of finals matches:
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A shirtfront that Brenton Davy would be proud of.

The next idea was to recreate David Letterman's famous, Stupid Pet Tricks. Alas, with a limited budget and imagination the results were not good. The Files have obtained the entry considered the best and I'm sure you'll agree that the right decision was made.
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A Jack Russell being a cheeky smartarse- must be a day ending in y!

It is now unclear what the pre match entertainment will be pre this grand final. A proposal to have a freestyle jokeoff between philreich and Falconista was swiftly and roundly rejected.

Let's hope the Sweet FA have a Qobbie Williams calibre artist up their sleeve.
 
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Every single one of my dreams has come true though, this one will be no exception


I think it sounds like a great chance for one of your outgoing soldiers Robertio or Ligma to fire a few parting salvos on the way out the door. My money is on one of them.
Not going to happen mate.
 
Not going to happen mate
Darn that’s a shame. One of you needs to get up and do it though, it would be wise to choose now so you don’t hold up our medal presentation
 
Darn that’s a shame. One of you needs to get up and do it though, it would be wise to choose now so you don’t hold up our medal presentation
If you haven't noticed mate we're still playing for the Bombers and will help take them to no 6 this afternoon.
 
If you haven't noticed mate we're still playing for the Bombers
No it’s fine I have noticed, and you still have my full sympathies for being stuck in that horrible environment. I just don’t want any of you getting your hopes up about getting to 6 today that’s all
 

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