Official Match Thread Season 35, Round 1 – Baghdad Bombers v Fighting Furies @ Abdu Prison

[Dazjack]

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My second favourite ad; the first should be obvious, but here she goes...

 

[gab213]

My second favourite ad; the first should be obvious, but here she goes...

I swear I was going to post this, it's my absolute fave

 

[Dazjack]

I swear I was going to post this, it's my absolute fave

Long head away in 3rd...

 

[crazywildhorse]

Open AI pretty much confirmed my suspicions (yeah I know I spelt it wrong):

 

[KohPhi]

Baghdad nightlife on a Friday goes off. Only just woke up from a good night out with some beautiful camels. I really have been changed here, love is love my friends.

Wait till tomorrow night after the game. We will be combatants on the qooty field, but afterwards stick with me, I'll take you to the best that Bagdhad has to offer.

We'll head out for a quick bite at my favourite restaurant, 'The Allah SnakBar' for a kebab. Then pop across the road to the best girlie bar in town, 'The Gaza Strip'.

I'll take you upstairs where the resident house band "Bomb Jovi" are performing.
Theyll play some of their best tunes "Losing my Head over You", "Rocket Launcher Man", "You're Six, you're Beautiful, and you're Mine"..
Their last song "Living on a Prayer Mat" will bring the house down.

After that, we'll stay for the weekly 'Battle of the Bands'.. the lineup includes 'The Throwing Stones', 'Quran Quran', 'Mecca Death', 'Sunni and Cher', 'Hall and Goats' and 'Vanilla Isis'.

If you're taste is for something quieter, we can head to the basement and see Sharia Twain perform some softer tunes.
Her rendition of the love song 'You stole my heart..and now I must take your left hand' is a beauty.
Her boppy 'My fast is over, can I have a date' will get your fingers tapping.

 

[omgfridge]

Dunno how you got this footage of me. My old man and me on cloud 9 right now.

 

[Kilroy]

Long head away in 3rd...

 

[Dazjack]

If you are not careful, grasshopper, I might launch into stories about The Birthday Party, The Seaview Ballroom and Nicky boys' enjoyment of a barney or two with anyone who dared ever tell him he was gobshite. I could even show a scar, but I'd be permabanned.
Anyway, he got a lot better as time went by...

Anywat, let's kick off Saturday night with a greying classic, which will knock your sock off.

 

[crazywildhorse]

@bluea

Wait till tomorrow night after the game. We will be combatants on the qooty field, but afterwards stick with me, I'll take you to the best that Bagdhad has to offer.

We'll head out for a quick bite at my favourite restaurant, 'The Allah SnakBar' for a kebab. Then pop across the road to the best girlie bar in town, 'The Gaza Strip'.

I'll take you upstairs where the resident house band "Bomb Jovi" are performing.
Theyll play some of their best tunes "Losing my Head over You", "Rocket Launcher Man", "You're Six, you're Beautiful, and you're Mine"..
Their last song "Living on a Prayer Mat" will bring the house down.

After that, we'll stay for the weekly 'Battle of the Bands'.. the lineup includes 'The Throwing Stones', 'Quran Quran', 'Mecca Death', 'Sunni and Cher', 'Hall and Goats' and 'Vanilla Isis'.

If you're taste is for something quieter, we can head to the basement and see Sharia Twain perform some softer tunes.
Her rendition of the love song 'You stole my heart..and now I must take your left hand' is a beauty.
Her boppy 'My fast is over, can I have a date' will get your fingers tapping.

 

[Dazjack]

Chatting about Basic Instinct on another thread, wonder where, I thought you lot might enjoy this public humiliation I allowed my stoned self to utter:

I am one of those tools that genuinely paused at the key moment.
1992, it was a rented Video Ezy VHS and my then-girlfriend had gone to bed after we had watched it. Top film, BTW, vastly under-rated.
What's a man to do?
Not only did she get out of bed for another late night bong right as I paused it, hands down trousers, the effing tape had already been paused there so much, pink bits were so utterly scraped over by wear and tear that they were utterly indiscernible.
Didn't get any for weeks...

 

[Kilroy]

Chatting about Basic Instinct on another thread, wonder where, I thought you lot might enjoy this public humiliation I allowed my stoned self to utter:

I am one of those tools that genuinely paused at the key moment.
1992, it was a rented Video Ezy VHS and my then-girlfriend had gone to bed after we had watched it. Top film, BTW, vastly under-rated.
What's a man to do?
Not only did she get out of bed for another late night bong right as I paused it, hands down trousers, the effing tape had already been paused there so much, pink bits were so utterly scraped over by wear and tear that they were utterly indiscernible.
Didn't get any for weeks...

I’m feelin’ ya, bro.

 

[Dazjack]

I’m feelin’ ya, bro.

How unfair, an entire song comprised of one extended double entendre and yet it not only is a gorgeous piece of pop-fusion, it really gets you in the mood. Tres enchante, indeed.

 

[Kilroy]

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Anyone from the away team, here is a documentary about Baghdad to help explain what to expect.

 

[Kilroy]

 

[Dazjack]

Wait till tomorrow night after the game. We will be combatants on the qooty field, but afterwards stick with me, I'll take you to the best that Bagdhad has to offer.

We'll head out for a quick bite at my favourite restaurant, 'The Allah SnakBar' for a kebab. Then pop across the road to the best girlie bar in town, 'The Gaza Strip'.

I'll take you upstairs where the resident house band "Bomb Jovi" are performing.
Theyll play some of their best tunes "Losing my Head over You", "Rocket Launcher Man", "You're Six, you're Beautiful, and you're Mine"..
Their last song "Living on a Prayer Mat" will bring the house down.

After that, we'll stay for the weekly 'Battle of the Bands'.. the lineup includes 'The Throwing Stones', 'Quran Quran', 'Mecca Death', 'Sunni and Cher', 'Hall and Goats' and 'Vanilla Isis'.

If you're taste is for something quieter, we can head to the basement and see Sharia Twain perform some softer tunes.
Her rendition of the love song 'You stole my heart..and now I must take your left hand' is a beauty.
Her boppy 'My fast is over, can I have a date' will get your fingers tapping.

I just felt that the symbol was not an adequate expression of your majestic extended Dad joke non pareil. Dad joke isn't nearly enough praise, high as it is; my new-found poet of the piss take, I humbly kiss both of your unwashed feet and extend my humility in your presence to the offer of a shifty sidey in a dark corner at Hossein's Emporium sometime soon.

 

[Dazjack]

Just letting y'all know, open house tonight @ Teams - 2023 Rate My Preseason Team .

It may be also be my ipso facto farewell party from the SC threads, but I like to think that benevolence is a universal trait.

 

[kananooks]

Just letting y'all know, open house tonight @ Teams - 2023 Rate My Preseason Team .

It may be also be my ipso facto farewell party from the SC threads, but I like to think that benevolence is a universal trait.

farewell party?? dreaming.

sc is life my friend.

 

[Dazjack]

farewell party?? dreaming.

sc is life my friend.

Not resigning at all my friend: I got yelled at by some kent tonight about irrelevant posts, so that is why I have been shiteposting over there ever since. Poking the bear, 'cos, why not?

 

[kananooks]

Not at all my friend: I got yelled at by some kent tonight about irrelevant posts, so that is why I have been shiteposting over there ever since. Poking the bear, 'cos, why not?

fudge that. i feel your pain man. shitepost away my friend.

 

[kananooks]

Not resigning at all my friend: I got yelled at by some kent tonight about irrelevant posts, so that is why I have been shiteposting over there ever since. Poking the bear, 'cos, why not?

problem with supercoach threads is that the posters only make up a small fraction of viewers on that board. a huge majority are lurkers. and even people without accounts. they need those viewers.

here in sfa. its just us. and google ads. and occasionally being slapped down by mods.

 

[Dazjack]

problem with supercoach threads is that the posters only make up a small fraction of viewers on that board. a huge majority are lurkers. and even people without accounts. they need those viewers.

here in sfa. its just us. and google ads. and occasionally being slapped down by mods.

TBH, I was a lurker for a couple of years: I felt way too amateur to offer any opinions and I was going to school on the patterns of methodology being discussed, if not so much the players themselves.

 

[kananooks]

TBH, I was a lurker for a couple of years: I felt way too amateur to offer any opinions and I was going to school on the patterns of methodology being discussed, if not so much the players themselves.

i got lucky and had started on superfootyforum pre 2010 (herald sun forum essentially)

when that shutdown. i ended up here.

i only found the sfa at the end of last years supercoach season lol

 

[Dazjack]

i got lucky and had started on superfootyforum pre 2010 (herald sun forum essentially)

when that shutdown. i ended up here.

i only found the sfa at the end of last years supercoach season lol

VeinGlorious needed another blower of his effervescent trumpet to jump into jihad with him and his militia and being a hairy bugger with a big mouth and an Iraqi father, I had all the necessay attributes.

 

[kananooks]

VeinGlorious needed another blower of his effervescent trumpet to jump into jihad with him and his militia and being a hairy bugger with a big mouth and an Iraqi father, I had all the necessay attributes.

yeah the bombers was everyones hot favourite as my next club when i joined. but my issue is i dont get along well with arabs

i was always destined to join the oobs from the beginning though. you gotta buy into the hype and here it seems baghdad or luscious spotswood. and i chose luxury.