Official Match Thread Season 35, Round 1 – Baghdad Bombers v Fighting Furies @ Abdu Prison

[gab213]

81 virgins. nonnas lasagna. limoncello and pannettone.

mate. you can have him

I'm sure we have a set of steak knives laying around somewhere, that should clinch the deal

 

[Jabba73]

the one true faith for me is my luxurious ultra plush platinum mattress thats been provided to me by my new Qooty club the Ophidian Old Boys.

the Baghdad Bombers give you a camel skin blanket and a prayer mat.

i know which one id be choosing.

The problem with your way of thinking is that every away game feels like you are slumming it and is uncomfortable compared with your usual pampered existence.

Away games for us are a pure luxury so we look forward to them, then feel comfortable when we return home.

Our players are happy wherever we are, yours are miserable half the season. That is why the Baghdad Bombers are the club of choice. That and the flag of course, but mostly that.

 

[kenneyswarriors]

If there is, I have yet to sight it: I am going in blind. The 1st match is at 4.30 today. Tune in, or I'll give you a blow-by-blow afterwards. As these folks know, that bit could get awfully messy.

There is another big plus, my posts are yet to be removed by your favourite people

 

[Pugsley]

baghdad virgins

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vs spotswood virgins

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youll be happier with me and the old boys enjoying the finer things in life.. rather than firing ak47s off into the sunset. we drink guiness at the inhouse bar and chill out in the cigar lounge.

Tigerturbulance and I can give you a tour one day soon

I'll have copious quantities of both.

 

[sunny3193]

Left peg: cocked and loaded.
WTF happens now?

 

[gab213]

 

[gab213]

last minute snack

 

[omgfridge]

That'd explain why I'm staring at a bunch of camels preparing to do a war dance

 

[kickthething]

Left peg: cocked and loaded.
WTF happens now?

You fall over

 

[kickthething]

last minute snack

Thank truck he didn’t forget the fries

 

[Jabba73]

Left peg: cocked and loaded.
WTF happens now?

Leave it alone Pugsley

 

[kenneyswarriors]

That'd explain why I'm staring at a bunch of camels preparing to do a war dance

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I love this thread

 

[Jabba73]

last minute snack

That’s a weak ass attempt at a bite given the size of the burger.












Oh, and leave it alone Pugsley

 

[Pugsley]

Leave it alone Pugsley

I wonder why I woke up not being able to see this morning.

 

[kickthething]

That’s a weak ass attempt at a bite given the size of the burger.












Oh, and leave it alone Pugsley

KohPhi have you got some vids with big burgers in them

 

[omgfridge]

I love this thread

Welcome to the league mate.

If its game over after the first quarter, I'm grabbing one of those coconut cocktails you have there.

 

[Jabba73]

I love this thread

And we are off …

 

[gab213]

That’s a weak ass attempt at a bite given the size of the burger.












Oh, and leave it alone Pugsley

Better?

 

[kenneyswarriors]

And we are off …

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Oh god, i'm never leaving

 

[Dazjack]

I wonder why I woke up not being able to see this morning.

Even if you used ethanol-based rubbing oil, it still has the same outcome mate.

 

[kickthething]

baghdad virgins

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vs spotswood virgins

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youll be happier with me and the old boys enjoying the finer things in life.. rather than firing ak47s off into the sunset. we drink guiness at the inhouse bar and chill out in the cigar lounge.

Tigerturbulance and I can give you a tour one day soon

Hahahaha Spotswood virgins….please….stop it’s too much.

 

[Jabba73]

Oh god, i'm never leaving

We always deliver

 

[kickthething]

We always deliver

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Where it’s always humpday

 

[Kilroy]

 

[Jabba73]

Better?

A little disturbing to be honest.