Official Match Thread Season 35, Round 1 – Dragons FFC v Sin City Swamprats @ Ljp86's Lair

[Andonis1997]

Like the purple chevrons there. I see you’re comin around…

I guess a Freo jumper is just a Carlton jumper that's been left in the sun for too long...

 

[DragoDelph]

I guess a Freo jumper is just a Carlton jumper that's been left in the sun for too long...

Wouldn’t that be a pies jumper?

 

[DragoDelph]

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Why is Friday a happy day?

Because the next day is a sadder day

You mean yesterday wasn’t Saturday? Well shit.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

It was a fun time. Until it wasn’t. Thankfully he didn’t suspend me for it in the end, just found me guilty and I think it was a suspended sentence or something. But it was a farce. For a former admin to, not long after volunteering time to running the place for 3 seasons, to be found guilty of BTGID despite it being permitted within the rules AND openly explored via PM was just a disgrace, a lack of integrity, a lack of proper judgement and an unfair verdict given I was not permitted to share TFW’s PMs.

The tribunal found you guilty, I suspended it and then as my last move as admin I lifted all suspended sentences including yours and the one you gave to the entire league which I though was a charming touch and a fitting end to the saga. Then I won a beez.

 

[Firestarter]

I guess a Freo jumper is just a Carlton jumper that's been left in the sun for too long...

More like covered in blood and tears.

 

[DragoDelph]

More like covered in blood and tears.

Some weeks it’s like being those monks from Monty python.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

But I’m over it I promise.

It's actually one of the rarer items on your CV.

Only parties to have ever been found guilty of Bringing the Game into Disrepute:

• okeydoke7 - S21
• HaroLad and KohPhi - S24
• the entire Las Vegas Bears team - S29

 

[The Filth Wizard]

It's actually one of the rarer items on your CV.

Only parties to have ever been found guilty of Bringing the Game into Disrepute:

• okeydoke7 - S21
• HaroLad and KohPhi - S24
• the entire Las Vegas Bears team - S29

Sweet FA Announcement: Simmer Solution and League Notice

For 19 seasons the Sweet FA has relied on people to sim games honestly. We are a fantasy football competition, after all. Who would cheat in a fantasy footy competition? The statistics suggest, someone. Probably multiple people. I accept that the position of simmer is now problematic for two...

www.bigfooty.com

 

[T2B_]

And to make matters worse, someone left the cake out in the rain.

I don't think that I can take it, cos it took so long to make it

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Sweet FA Announcement: Simmer Solution and League Notice

For 19 seasons the Sweet FA has relied on people to sim games honestly. We are a fantasy football competition, after all. Who would cheat in a fantasy footy competition? The statistics suggest, someone. Probably multiple people. I accept that the position of simmer is now problematic for two...

www.bigfooty.com

The tribunal had not been invented yet so they weren't really 'found guilty'. Okey just invoked the rule to warn everyone.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

My favourite part of the Southern Sharks was when Frankston Rover was administrator and had to hand his own team a five goal penalty because they submitted their own teamsheet late for a qualifying final in Season 07. They then went out in straight sets a week later after losing a home semi final.

No wonder the Dragons changed their name in Season 17 off-season after putting up with these mediocre s**t campaigners for nine seasons.

Would you rather change the club name back to the Southern Dragons or bring back rota69 And the Koalas?

 

[Ge3ks]

Why is Friday a happy day?

Because the next day is a sadder day

 

[The Filth Wizard]

The tribunal had not been invented yet so they weren't really 'found guilty'. Okey just invoked the rule to warn everyone.

Well now you didn't mention the tribunal.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

HF: @serial_thrilla - @PhenomenalV1 - @DJ75
F: @Knifey Spoony - @Hatchy1992 - @Blaze Storm

That is one stacked forward half!

 

[jackster83]

It's actually one of the rarer items on your CV.

Only parties to have ever been found guilty of Bringing the Game into Disrepute:

• okeydoke7 - S21
• HaroLad and KohPhi - S24
• the entire Las Vegas Bears team - S29

Those smelly Bears!

They should have been forced to merge with the Furies.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Only parties to have ever been found guilty of Bringing the Game into Disrepute:

• okeydoke7 - S21
• HaroLad and KohPhi - S24
• the entire Las Vegas Bears team - S29

This charge against okey is genuine news to me.

Clearly he did an excellent cover up of the incident.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

That is one stacked forward half!

Yes, this is how stacked it will be after the Swampies defence is done with it.

 

[BloodySwan]

Yes, this is how stacked it will be after the Swampies defence is done with it.

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I thought he was tea bagging the dude at first

 

[DragoDelph]

Yes, this is how stacked it will be after the Swampies defence is done with it.

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Nah, the swampies back six will be stacked likes … nope. Don’t worry about it. Don’t want a ban.

 

[spookism]

That is one stacked forward half!

You're treading a fine line that might see you visited by my Trademark lawyers.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Nah, the swampies back six will be stacked likes … nope. Don’t worry about it. Don’t want a ban.

spookism can educate you in how to describe stacked backlines. #stackedsix

 

[DragoDelph]

spookism can educate you in how to describe stacked backlines. #stackedsix

Yeah. The rats will be backsides up, presenting happily for a reaming

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Yeah. The rats will be backsides up, presenting happily for a reaming

See, this is why you require education. The #stackedsix is the greatest defensive unit in the history of league, the backbone of statistically the most dominant premiership team in SFA history.

What you are describing is JoshWoodenSpoon's rubbish content.

 

[T2B_]

That is one stacked forward half!

I legitimately feel bad for the Swampies.

That's why I am announcing that 20% of the gates revenue is being put towards counselling for the Swamprats defenders after the game.

We can't help the sheer power and talent of our forward line, but we can help out our friends in need.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

I legitimately feel bad for the Swampies.

That's why I am announcing that 20% of the gates revenue is being put towards counselling for the Swamprats defenders after the game.

We can't help the sheer power and talent of our forward line, but we can help out our friends in need.

You should probably reinvest that gates revenue back into your marketing department. You desperately need to ramp up the campaign to continue convincing the fans how good your reigning wooden spoon-winning forward line is.

Or even convincing half of the forward line itself to show up.