Official Match Thread Season 36, Round 14 (Heritage Round): Coney Island Warriors v Gold City Royals at Van Cortlandt Park

[Freofalcon]

Last week's was awful. Was impossible to find, because the SFA doesn't have a no dickheads policy on creating match threads. Makes threads so much harder to find.

If the SFA had a no dickheads policy, you would have been delisted seasons ago.

 

[Tonga Bob]

If the SFA had a no dickheads policy, you would have been delisted seasons ago.

tbf that would rule out half the league, myself included

 

[Reginald Perrin]

What an I doing here? Prize for the funniest wrong answer that makes sense.
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You've automated the process of throwing a handful of grain at the side of a barn? Genius!

Seriously, though, that's a very small grist mill. The PTO on your tractor must be minute.

 

[Cadsky]

If the SFA had a no dickheads policy, you would have been delisted seasons ago.

Filth in shambles rn

 

[Tonga Bob]

Filth in shambles rn

I'll save you a spot in the line.

 

[Dinsdale]

You've automated the process of throwing a handful of grain at the side of a barn? Genius!

Seriously, though, that's a very small grist mill. The PTO on your tractor must be minute.

holds 7 kg

 

[Dinsdale]

Next season's recruitment pitch sorted

Cant see us losing with that idea and once the mini-Buscemi Chipper is up and operation, I'm going to start a fundraiser.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Cant see us losing with that idea and once the mini-Buscemi Chipper is up and operation, I'm going to start a fundraiser.

I hear OnlyVans is a trusted platform.

 

[Cadsky]

I'll save you a spot in the line.

Us dickheads just cut to the front

 

[Tonga Bob]

Us dickheads just cut to the front

It's actually really impressive when you stand back and see it. Dickheads cut to the front of the line, pushing the other dickheads to the back of the line, who then cut to the front of the line again. It's hypnotic, kinda like a conveyor belt that goes nowhere.

 

[Tonga Bob]

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Hey Frankston Rover Raveneyes Lord_Flashheart BEEG Smoooothy dank420_ BigJoeD_ Stronzo Plugger35 OrdinaryJoel zackah Jazny Freofalcon Reginald Perrin Wosh Mofra Packedlunch craffles Itsmyshow and all other former, current and/or iterant Warriors that were around back in the early years, it's Heritage Round again so it's time to parade you out and salute you for all you've done in the name of the Coney Island Warriors.

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Shout out if I've missed anyome anyone.

Hey Morganashlee & Benwah83 if you're around then feel free to pop in. We're opening up the bar at Van Cortlandt Park, happy hour for former players will be pretty much all day.

 

[Cadsky]

It's actually really impressive when you stand back and see it. Dickheads cut to the front of the line, pushing the other dickheads to the back of the line, who then cut to the front of the line again. It's hypnotic, kinda like a conveyor belt that goes nowhere.

Not to worry, we out dickhead all the other dickheads. We just throw a sandwich in the other direction and by the time they're done I've already walked in and closed the line.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Filth in shambles rn

They're allowed one dickhead.

 

[Tonga Bob]

They're allowed one dickhead.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Can I just take a moment here to comment on how ringing an endorsement this poll is?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Can I just take a moment here to comment on how ringing an endorsement this poll is?

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All those fools that think Qooty will be the winner.

 

[Tonga Bob]

All those fools that think Qooty will be the winner.

Has there ever been an election where Informal Vote won?

 

[Reginald Perrin]

holds 7 kg

Ours was something similar to this...

Skid mounted and belt driven off the PTO of our old Massey Ferguson tractor. We did 500kg at a time and ended up covered in grain dust. Oat dust was especially bad because it's itchy af.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Hello friends.
















And Wazzas…

 

[Dinsdale]

Ours was something similar to this...

Skid mounted and belt driven off the PTO of our old Massey Ferguson tractor. We did 500kg at a time and ended up covered in grain dust. Oat dust was especially bad because it's itchy af.

you win

 

[Cadsky]

You know, the Warriors might have that Buscemi guy


But here at the Royals we have Nigel the budgerigar.


And don't @ me. It's not even a close contest. When Steve can learn to shit on someone from great heights, then we'll talk.

 

[Freofalcon]

tbf that would rule out half the league, myself included

You’re more of a rapscallion.

grumbleguts is full blown dickhead.

 

[Tonga Bob]

You know, the Warriors might have that Buscemi guy
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But here at the Royals we have Nigel the budgerigar.
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And don't @ me. It's not even a close contest. When Steve can learn to s**t on someone from great heights, then we'll talk.

Nigel isn't even the best bird out of the two.

 

[Brenton Davy]

You know, the Warriors might have that Buscemi guy
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But here at the Royals we have Nigel the budgerigar.
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And don't @ me. It's not even a close contest. When Steve can learn to s**t on someone from great heights, then we'll talk.

Steve Buscemi vs HRH Nigel the Royal Budgerigar.

Too true! Nigel will shit in your eye as soon as look at you! And if you think pigeon stings like a mother then you ain’t felt the agony of budgie in your eye!

 

[Dinsdale]

single budgies are easy prey, thats why they flock. And I'm not flocking joking.