Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 5 - Gumbies FFC v Baghdad Bombers @ House of Gumby

[gab213]

Be a pal and let us win tomorrow.

You should see the tantrums he throws after a loss.

Oh, I dunno, It might be entertaining to witness a classic rookie melt down this early in the season, who knows, it could be the highlight of the thread

 

[beez]

Here's an idea for you, rather than sit there complaining about the state of the thread, why don't you show us what you can do to raise it to higher levels? Your own posts contribute to setting the tone. I'm still a bit of a noob myself but give it a try and you might be surprised with how people will engage with you if you are a bit more positive.

Well said.

Wait. No.

You suck. Stupid Bomber.

 

[gab213]

Well said.

Wait. No.

You suck. Stupid Bomber.

That's more like it Btw, is it too late to move him to FB?

 

[Kilroy]

Be a pal and let us win tomorrow.

You should see the tantrums he throws after a loss.

Nobby is obviously not very cool at all then.

 

[GWS Goose]

Had someone describe their hangover as being as dusty as Baghdad doormat a few weeks ago.
Thought it was funny enough to mention as it is somewhat related.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

This seems like an appropriate time for some SPAM! Catch all the ressies action below in Round 5 of the SPAM FL as the undefeated Westeros Direwolves take on the Baghdad Bandits.

Competition - Sweet Provincial And Municipal Football League (SPAM FL)

{3} [a_lW] 33:00 : The Blue Weirdo gets the hit out {3} [h_rW] 0:00 : Ball is up for grabs, who wants it? SunsphereParker does! {3} [h_rW] 0:05 : SunsphereParker has taken off but has left the ball behind.. {3} [a_lW] 0:10 : Olivier Sarr. manages to break out into space {3} [a_lW] 0:14 : Jack...

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		Baghdad Bandits
FB:	21. Little John.	22. Much.	23. Will Scarlet.
FF:	15. Ygritte.	14. Varys.	13. Khal Drogo.
HB:	24. Arthur a Bland.	25. David of Doncaster.	26. Friar Tuck.
HF:	12. Tyrion Lannister.	11. Joffrey Baratheon.	10. Theon Greyjoy.
C:	27. Will Stutely.	28. kickthething	29. Gilbert Whitehand.
C:	9. Arya Stark.	8. Sansa Stark.	7. Jon Snow.
HF:	30. Robin Hood.	31. Maid Marian.	32. The Tinker.
HB:	6. Daenerys.	5. Cersei Lannister.	4. Catelyn Stark.
FF:	33. VeinGlorious	34. HaroLad	35. MITS
FB:	3. Jaime Lannister.	2. Robert Baratheon.	1. Ned Stark.
		Westeros Direwolves
Westeros Direwolves FOLL :	16. Ned Ryerson	17. eDPS	18. EagleOz
Baghdad Bandits FOLL :	36. PetWussy	37. Here2tellyouwhy	38. dudeintheswamp
Westeros Direwolves INT :	19. saintkildaman	20. miggs
Baghdad Bandits INT :	39. The Scotchman.	40. The Ranger.

Conditions: Cloudy

 

[beez]

Nobby is obviously not very cool at all then.

It's all relative.

He's even worse when kids come up wanting to take a selfie with him and his hair's out of place.

He's super cranky then.

 

[beez]

OMG **** OFF WITH THAT SPAMFL SHIT.

LIKE IT IS ACTUALLY REALLY ****ING ANNOYING.

 

[Kilroy]

This seems like an appropriate time for some SPAM! Catch all the ressies action below in Round 5 of the SPAM FL as the undefeated Westeros Direwolves take on the Baghdad Bandits.

Competition - Sweet Provincial And Municipal Football League (SPAM FL)

{3} [a_lW] 33:00 : The Blue Weirdo gets the hit out {3} [h_rW] 0:00 : Ball is up for grabs, who wants it? SunsphereParker does! {3} [h_rW] 0:05 : SunsphereParker has taken off but has left the ball behind.. {3} [a_lW] 0:10 : Olivier Sarr. manages to break out into space {3} [a_lW] 0:14 : Jack...

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		Baghdad Bandits
FB:	21. Little John.	22. Much.	23. Will Scarlet.
FF:	15. Ygritte.	14. Varys.	13. Khal Drogo.
HB:	24. Arthur a Bland.	25. David of Doncaster.	26. Friar Tuck.
HF:	12. Tyrion Lannister.	11. Joffrey Baratheon.	10. Theon Greyjoy.
C:	27. Will Stutely.	28. kickthething	29. Gilbert Whitehand.
C:	9. Arya Stark.	8. Sansa Stark.	7. Jon Snow.
HF:	30. Robin Hood.	31. Maid Marian.	32. The Tinker.
HB:	6. Daenerys.	5. Cersei Lannister.	4. Catelyn Stark.
FF:	33. VeinGlorious	34. HaroLad	35. MITS
FB:	3. Jaime Lannister.	2. Robert Baratheon.	1. Ned Stark.
		Westeros Direwolves
Westeros Direwolves FOLL :	16. Ned Ryerson	17. eDPS	18. EagleOz
Baghdad Bandits FOLL :	36. PetWussy	37. Here2tellyouwhy	38. dudeintheswamp
Westeros Direwolves INT :	19. saintkildaman	20. miggs
Baghdad Bandits INT :	39. The Scotchman.	40. The Ranger.

Conditions: Cloudy

Carna ******* Baghdad!!!

 

[Grav]

I don't need to be PM - the position I covet is whichever one lets me shutdown this shitshow of a "match" thread.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

#aroundtheground

Spoiler: Story of the Game

SCORING SUMMARY
QTR 1 | 1:17 - Goal to VeinGlorious (Baghdad Bandits) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 6
QTR 1 | 4:33 - Goal to Khal Drogo. (Westeros Direwolves) - Scores level
QTR 1 | 5:05 - Goal to Varys. (Westeros Direwolves) - Westeros Direwolves lead by 6
QTR 1 | 7:39 - Behind to Varys. (Westeros Direwolves) - Westeros Direwolves lead by 7
QTR 1 | 9:34 - Goal to The Ranger. (Baghdad Bandits) - Westeros Direwolves lead by 1
QTR 1 | 10:10 - Behind to EagleOZ (Westeros Direwolves) - Westeros Direwolves lead by 2
QTR 1 | 11:15 - Behind to dudeintheswamp (Baghdad Bandits) - Westeros Direwolves lead by 1
QTR 1 | 12:42 - Goal to miggs (Westeros Direwolves) - Westeros Direwolves lead by 7
QTR 1 | 14:29 - Goal to VeinGlorious (Baghdad Bandits) - Westeros Direwolves lead by 1
QTR 1 | 14:54 - Behind to Jon Snow. (Westeros Direwolves) - Westeros Direwolves lead by 2
QTR 1 | 19:05 - Behind to kickthething (Baghdad Bandits) - Westeros Direwolves lead by 1
QTR 1 | 21:14 - Behind to The Ranger. (Baghdad Bandits) - Scores level
QTR 1 | 22:07 - Goal to The Ranger. (Baghdad Bandits) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 6
QTR 1 | 23:00 - Behind to EagleOZ (Westeros Direwolves) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 5
QTR 2 | 0:53 - Behind to VeinGlorious (Baghdad Bandits) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 6
QTR 2 | 1:43 - Goal to The Tinker. (Baghdad Bandits) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 12
QTR 2 | 5:05 - Behind to Varys. (Westeros Direwolves) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 11
QTR 2 | 8:36 - Goal to MITS (Baghdad Bandits) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 17
QTR 2 | 9:09 - Goal to The Ranger. (Baghdad Bandits) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 23
QTR 2 | 12:33 - Goal to MITS (Baghdad Bandits) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 29
QTR 2 | 13:47 - Behind to miggs (Westeros Direwolves) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 28
QTR 2 | 15:45 - Goal to Much. (Baghdad Bandits) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 34
QTR 2 | 17:33 - Behind to Much. (Baghdad Bandits) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 35
QTR 2 | 20:04 - Behind to dudeintheswamp (Baghdad Bandits) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 36
QTR 2 | 20:54 - Goal to Robert Baratheon. (Westeros Direwolves) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 30
QTR 2 | 22:15 - Behind to Khal Drogo. (Westeros Direwolves) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 29
QTR 3 | 1:36 - Behind to Varys. (Westeros Direwolves) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 28
QTR 3 | 6:27 - Behind to MITS (Baghdad Bandits) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 29
QTR 3 | 11:40 - Goal to Varys. (Westeros Direwolves) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 23
QTR 3 | 14:14 - Goal to Khal Drogo. (Westeros Direwolves) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 17
QTR 3 | 14:40 - Goal to Tyrion Lannister. (Westeros Direwolves) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 11
QTR 3 | 18:55 - Behind to Gilbert Whitehand. (Baghdad Bandits) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 12
QTR 3 | 19:30 - Goal to The Ranger. (Baghdad Bandits) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 18
QTR 3 | 20:30 - Behind to miggs (Westeros Direwolves) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 17
QTR 3 | 21:21 - Behind to eDPS (Westeros Direwolves) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 16
QTR 3 | 24:07 - Goal to Khal Drogo. (Westeros Direwolves) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 10
QTR 4 | 1:02 - Goal to dudeintheswamp (Baghdad Bandits) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 16
QTR 4 | 1:45 - Behind to Ned Ryerson (Westeros Direwolves) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 15
QTR 4 | 6:17 - Goal to VeinGlorious (Baghdad Bandits) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 21
QTR 4 | 8:36 - Goal to Khal Drogo. (Westeros Direwolves) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 15
QTR 4 | 9:54 - Behind to Much. (Baghdad Bandits) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 16
QTR 4 | 12:50 - Goal to Varys. (Westeros Direwolves) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 10
QTR 4 | 15:29 - Behind to PetWussy (Baghdad Bandits) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 11
QTR 4 | 16:26 - Goal to The Ranger. (Baghdad Bandits) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 17
QTR 4 | 17:01 - Behind to Ygritte. (Westeros Direwolves) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 16
QTR 4 | 17:39 - Behind to Ned Stark. (Westeros Direwolves) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 15
QTR 4 | 19:30 - Goal to Will Scarlet. (Baghdad Bandits) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 21
QTR 4 | 20:10 - Goal to Robin Hood. (Baghdad Bandits) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 27
QTR 4 | 22:18 - Behind to Tyrion Lannister. (Westeros Direwolves) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 26
QTR 4 | 24:47 - Behind to Joffrey Baratheon. (Westeros Direwolves) - Baghdad Bandits lead by 25

• The Baghdad Bandits outlast the Westeros Direwolves to win by 25 points.
• Ned Ryerson was awarded the 3 votes for best on ground for his dominance in the ruck with 46 hitouts.
• Former Bombers captain VeinGlorious was in brilliant form with 3 crucial goals in the game from 16 disposals.

 

[Kilroy]

VeinGlorious was in brilliant form with 3 crucial goals in the game from 16 disposals

 

[GWS Goose]

OMG * OFF WITH THAT SPAMFL s**t.

LIKE IT IS ACTUALLY REALLY ******* ANNOYING.

Is there any way this could benefit me? I don't want to get rid of something that could aid me in the future.

 

[beez]

Is there any way this could benefit me? I don't want to get rid of something that could aid me in the future.

I dunno.

Does the SPAMFL have an ALL-SFA?

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Is there any way this could benefit me? I don't want to get rid of something that could aid me in the future.

Who knows? There may be an All-SPAMFL team in the future.

 

[beez]

Who knows? There may be an All-SPAMFL team in the future.

 

[gab213]

Is there any way this could benefit me? I don't want to get rid of something that could aid me in the future.

This could be a great opportunity for you, get Falconista to drop you from the Gumbies team next week and appoint you as Captain of your reserves.

Imagine the accolades that could come your way if you managed to Captain the team to the inaugural reserves premiership.

It could also be your best chance of winning a premiership this season

 

[GWS Goose]

This could be a great opportunity for you, get Falconista to drop you from the Gumbies team next week and appoint you as Captain of your reserves.

Imagine the accolades that could come your way if you managed to Captain the team to the inaugural reserves premiership.

It could also be your best chance of winning a premiership this season

I don't play reserves.
I'm a huge deal.

 

[GWS Goose]

This could be a great opportunity for you, get Falconista to drop you from the Gumbies team next week and appoint you as Captain of your reserves.

Imagine the accolades that could come your way if you managed to Captain the team to the inaugural reserves premiership.

It could also be your best chance of winning a premiership this season

Also, I've had to work very hard to avoid the work of being captain. No way I'm going to do it reggies.

 

[gab213]

Also, I've had to work very hard to avoid the work of being captain. No way I'm going to do it reggies.

Alrighty then, I tried, I'm out of ideas

 

[Kilroy]

If a spud like you gets a single kick against me tomorrow i'll retire.

Why so negative mate, you’ve still got time to enjoy a weekend with the Bombers.

Let the fun begin my friend.

 

[Chat Pile]

I get a little spooked out by personalised ads online. Like... how did they know I was in the market for these?

 

[Kilroy]

If a spud like you gets a single kick against me tomorrow i'll retire.

Oh. I see what’s happened.

You’re not actually a Gumby any more so there’s absolutely no chance BLUEALLTHRU will get a kick against you anyway.

Nearly fell for it. Nice one.

 

[cats_09]

Looks like CatToTheFuture is too busy calculating the future in trades, to be hanging out in the Sweet FA

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Pfft, just had to work through the 7 stages of grief with confirmation our season was over, plus allow adequate time to rejoice in the career of the last player to win a final for Geelong with a kick after the siren

 

[Kilroy]

Pfft, just had to work through the 7 stages of grief with confirmation our season was over, plus allow adequate time to rejoice in the career of the last player to win a final for Geelong with a kick after the siren

Wait!

After the siren?