Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 5 - Gumbies FFC v Baghdad Bombers @ House of Gumby

[philreich]

You guys been watering the grass?

I had to go to the toilet, and I couldn't wait.....

 

[Falconista]

What has more bull in it?

This car:


Or this match thread:





???

 

[Pugsley]

You guys been watering the grass?

Just the plants

 

[beez]

Early in the morning I know, but who is this masked dressed Gumby?
Maybe beez can enlighten us

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Hey! How did you get that pic of me from last night?


(did you like the balloons I used?)

 

[Grav]

By the way - conditions for this game will be MUDDY!!!

WTF! We’re the away team wearing white shorts & you know how dirty they get.

 

[ArdentEagle]

Happy Fathers day you filthy Kent's!!!

I've been lucky enough to be treated to a Fathers day weekend....Taken out for burgers and beers yesterday. Got the charcoal glowing today, missus got me a nice ribeye, kids made some really sweet cards for me. Chilli snags and few glasses of bubbles (I am a WCE supporter after all )

A great day to be alive. Lots of love to all. AE

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

CARNA ****ING BAGHDAD!!!!

 

[Pugsley]

CARNA ******* BAGHDAD!!!!

Gonna be tough out there

 

[Sun Ra]

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I think philreich said conditions were MUDDY - not SNOW. Nice booties though.

 

[Sun Ra]

What the actual * is going on with this thread? Is anyone actually clicking on these YouTube links? At least I can use it as a playlist of songs to avoid

Now I know why they're called the bombers, they come into a thread and drop a cluster of links, and all that's left behind is desolation and despair

Even saw a couple Collingwood supporter + no teeth jokes in here... Seriously, if I was to ever start typing a joke that was being told when Holt was the PM, I'd cringe myself out of existence

One thing I can console myself with, is we get to crush you on the field tomorrow - some of us let their footy do the talking, while others just post links

 

[gab213]

Did we win already?

 

[Kilroy]

 

[Sun Ra]

 

[Sun Ra]

 

[Kilroy]

Bloody Joy Division

 

[Grav]

philreich has been delayed

 

[Sun Ra]

Bloody Joy Division

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Bloody HotPiesWithSauce.

 

[Sun Ra]

philreich has been delayed

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He did say MUDDY !!!

 

[SaintsSeptember]

The drugs I've had aren't exactly performance enhancing but I'm up and about now. Ready to kick Gumby ass

 

[Kilroy]

Bloody HotPiesWithSauce.

Damn sausagerolls!!

 

[philreich]

philreich has been delayed

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2 minutes.

 

[Grav]

He did say MUDDY !!!

Living in the Swamp, you’d think he was used to it by now.

 

[philreich]

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com

Match commencing shortly ... GUM v BOM

                       BOM
NSWCROW                     Aucklander               Tigerlaird
KohPhi                      gab213                   JustaBattler

HotPiesWithSauce            nobbyiscool              bone2468
Jabba73                     iDon                     Grav

CatToTheFuture              Barrybran                BlueE
sunny3193                   SaintsSeptember          Sun Ra

cats_09                     Chat Pile                Dory_77
ArdentEagle                 Kilroy                   snozulu

rye                         Mop                      Jeremias
ScrappyDo                   BLUEALLTHRU              Osc1
                            GUM

GUM Foll : Falconista, GWS Goose, beez
BOM Foll : The Sultan, Pugsley, norway blue

GUM INT : ossie_21, StFly
BOM INT : Footy Is The Win, YeoGabbaGabba

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Gumbies FFC: <none>
Baghdad Bombers: <none>

[Round 5], Conditions for this match - MUDDY

 

[Sun Ra]

Barrybran to help keep SaintsSeptember regular in the shitting all over your opponents rankings today.

 

[philreich]

1 : 0 {C} - Neither ruckman can take advantage of the bounce.
1 : .12 {C} - Barrybran takes off.
1 : .18 {lW} - Finds BlueE with a handball.
1 : .24 {lW} - Quick hands to GWS Goose under pressure.
1 : .3 {lW} - GWS Goose bounces the ball.
1 : .36 {rHFF} - cats_09 presents on a long lead.
1 : .43 {rHFF} - cats_09 and ArdentEagle both holding each other. No mark.
1 : .55 {lHBF} - ArdentEagle takes them on.
1 : .55 {lBP} - Passes to norway blue by hand.
1 : 1.01 {FB} - He tries to find BLUEALLTHRU with a chip pass.
1 : 1.09 {FB} - Good grab BLUEALLTHRU.
1 : 1.13 {FB} - So BLUEALLTHRU ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 1.19 {FB} - He gets a handpass to Pugsley.
1 : 1.23 {FB} - Gives the ball to The Sultan.
1 : 1.3 {FB} - Almost a throw to BLUEALLTHRU.
1 : 1.36 {rBP} - Quick hands to Osc1.
1 : 1.42 {lHBF} - A worm burner to ArdentEagle.
1 : 1.48 {lHBF} - The ball drops short of ArdentEagle.
1 : 1.55 {CHF} - Now Chat Pile has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 2.01 {CHF} - Kilroy gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
1 : 2.07 {lHBF} - ArdentEagle takes off.
1 : 2.13 {rHBF} - He elects to use snozulu and kicks in that direction.
1 : 2.19 {rHBF} - But he picks out Dory_77.
1 : 2.25 {lHFF} - With the ball is Dory_77.
1 : 2.32 {rHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to cats_09.
1 : 2.38 {rHFF} - A long looping handpass to GWS Goose.
1 : 2.44 {rHFF} - That couldn't be a goal ... surely?.
1 : 2.48 {rHFF} - Off line - one behind to GWS Goose.
Gumbies FFC : 0.1.1
Baghdad Bombers : 0.0.0
1 : 3.01 {FB} - Osc1 looks downfield.
1 : 3.07 {rHBF} - That kick is a real floater.
1 : 3.13 {rHBF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
1 : 3.19 {rHBF} - snozulu takes off.
1 : 3.25 {lW} - A kick in the general direction of sunny3193.
1 : 3.31 {lW} - sunny3193 appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 3.38 {lW} - sunny3193 turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 3.44 {lW} - sunny3193 takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 3.5 {rHFF} - Grav takes off on a lead.
1 : 3.56 {rHFF} - bone2468 is third man up and takes it easily.
1 : 4.03 {lHBF} - bone2468 dances around Grav.
1 : 4.07 {CHB} - A lookaway handpass to nobbyiscool.
1 : 4.13 {CHB} - nobbyiscool takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 4.19 {CHB} - A poor handpass but Falconista is up to the challenge.
1 : 4.25 {CHB} - Falconista dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 4.31 {CHB} - nobbyiscool didn't see that tackle coming from iDon.
1 : 4.37 {CHF} - With the ball is iDon.
1 : 4.43 {CHF} - Great smother by nobbyiscool.
1 : 4.5 {lHBF} - bone2468 takes off.
1 : 4.56 {rW} - A long pass towards CatToTheFuture.
1 : 5.02 {rW} - CatToTheFuture spills the mark.
1 : 5.09 {rW} - CatToTheFuture dances around sunny3193.
1 : 5.15 {lHFF} - A wobbly old kick.
1 : 5.2 {lHFF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 5.26 {rHBF} - snozulu takes off.
1 : 5.31 {lW} - A kick in the general direction of sunny3193.
1 : 5.37 {lW} - CatToTheFuture drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 5.43 {rW} - CatToTheFuture signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 5.49 {lW} - BlueE runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 5.55 {CHF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
1 : 6.02 {CHF} - Brilliant mark by Chat Pile!.
1 : 6.08 {CHF} - Chat Pile slowing down the play.
1 : 6.15 {FF} - That kick is a real floater.
1 : 6.2 {FF} - Mop marks well from the back of the pack.
1 : 6.26 {FF} - Mop with the ball now.
1 : 6.33 {FF} - This will be a goal to Mop.
1 : 6.39 {FF} - What a happy fellow is Mop.
Gumbies FFC : 1.1.7
Baghdad Bombers : 0.0.0
1 : 6.45 {C} - The Sultan gets the ball down.
1 : 8 {lW} - sunny3193 has a paddock.
1 : 8 - <<< Footy Is The Win is coming on to replace Osc1 >>>
1 : 8.01 {lW} - Who wants it? sunny3193 does. Great stuff.
1 : 8.01 {lW} - Big ... big kick by sunny3193.
1 : 8.01 {lW} - Put down your glasses - its a major.
Gumbies FFC : 1.1.7
Baghdad Bombers : 1.0.6
1 : 8.03 {C} - Both ruckman miss the ball completely.
1 : 8.1 {rW} - Sun Ra weaves through the congestion.
1 : 8.1 {rW} - The Sultan on the end of this.
1 : 8.1 {lW} - Sees sunny3193 out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 8.1 {lW} - But in the way is CatToTheFuture.
1 : 8.1 {rW} - CatToTheFuture wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 8.14 {lW} - Draws a man and then with hands to BlueE.
1 : 8.2 {rW} - CatToTheFuture screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 8.26 {rW} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 8.32 {rW} - CatToTheFuture looking for a lead.
1 : 8.38 {rW} - A slick handpass goes to Falconista.
1 : 8.45 {rW} - norway blue applies the tackle on Falconista.
1 : 8.51 {lW} - sunny3193 tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
1 : 8.57 {lW} - Handpass over the shoulder to Pugsley.
1 : 9.03 {rHFF} - A bit of a miskick.
1 : 9.09 {rHFF} - Grav is the target but he's outplayed by bone2468.
1 : 9.16 {lHBF} - bone2468 weaves through the congestion.
1 : 9.22 {C} - Throws it onto his boot.
1 : 9.38 {C} - Over the head of Barrybran.
1 : 9.38 {C} - Not enough pressure on SaintsSeptember.
1 : 9.4 {C} - A slick handpass goes to The Sultan.
1 : 9.45 {C} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 9.51 {rHFF} - Kicks in the direction of Grav.
1 : 9.56 {rHFF} - Grav appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 10.03 {rHFF} - Quality gather by Grav.
1 : 10.09 {rHFF} - Slung as he kicks - out on the full.
1 : 10.15 {lHBF} - bone2468 wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 10.22 {rW} - A measured kick in the direction of CatToTheFuture.
1 : 10.28 {rW} - sunny3193 is in the way and will mark.
1 : 10.34 {lW} - With the ball is sunny3193.
1 : 10.4 {rW} - A slick handpass goes to Sun Ra.
1 : 10.46 {CHF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
1 : 10.52 {CHF} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 10.58 {lHBF} - bone2468 looking for a lead.
1 : 11.03 {lHBF} - Fires out the handpass to beez.
1 : 11.08 {lHBF} - Quick hands to Falconista.
1 : 11.15 {rW} - That's a real up and under.
1 : 11.27 {rW} - Good grab CatToTheFuture.
1 : 11.3 {rW} - The ball is now with CatToTheFuture.
1 : 11.34 {CHF} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 11.4 {CHF} - Chat Pile uses Kilroy as a stepladder. Great mark.
1 : 11.46 {CHF} - So Chat Pile ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 11.52 {rHFF} - A lookaway handpass to cats_09.
1 : 11.58 {FF} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 12.04 {FF} - BLUEALLTHRU reckons he got a touch to that but the umpire's having none of it. Mark to Mop.
1 : 12.1 {FF} - Nobody's checking Mop.
1 : 12.17 {FF} - Mop wants a goal.
1 : 12.21 {FF} - It's a goal to Mop.
Gumbies FFC : 2.1.13
Baghdad Bombers : 1.0.6