Official Match Thread SEASON 37 ROUND 1: ROYS FFC vs CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS @ BRUNSWICK JUNCTION OVAL

[Mobbs]

Chezzalenko Reborn ... nothing to say, just want to tag him so I can see when he last looked at the website

Edit: Yeah that's not good!

 

[tigs2010]

Phar Ace stop working on that lost cause of a fantasy team and get in here and defend your honour.

 

[tigs2010]

Thought this was an away game.

Have we broken the hot water in the away rooms yet? With Ted gone, I think we leave this task to Allikat

 

[Dicky Fitzwell]

Dickie is primed and ready

 

[Mobbs]

Thought this was an away game.

Have we broken the hot water in the away rooms yet? With Ted gone, I think we leave this task to Allikat

No no it's at home. DERRINALPHIL needs the water supply to operate the bar in the Community Rooms. fitzroybowiedog specifically asked if there would be anything to drink post-match other than Coney Island tears.

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[Mobbs]

Dickie is primed and ready

Can you please stop sending me selfies?

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[tigs2010]

Dickie is primed and ready

When isn't he?

 

[tigs2010]

Can you please stop sending me selfies?

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You'd cancel your subscription if you didn't want them

 

[Phar Ace]

Phar Ace stop working on that lost cause of a fantasy team and get in here and defend your honour.

 

[Phar Ace]

Dickie is primed and ready

May he never lose his prostate - it could get awkward

 

[Mobbs]

May he never lose his prostate - it could get awkward

Did you know that we've been able to determine the eras of extistence for past hominid remains based on the order of the prostata. Millions of starkers blokes laid down in sediment all over the world.

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[Phar Ace]

Did you know that we've been able to determine the eras of extistence for past hominid remains based on the order of the prostata. Millions of starkers blokes laid down in sediment all over the world.

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Somehow I feel I should be richer for receiving that knowledge from you but......

 

[Mobbs]

Somehow I feel I should be richer for receiving that knowledge from you but......

Nah not really!

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[Mobbs]

Polypunnery is hard on a phone because of autocorrect

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[Phar Ace]

Polypunnery is hard on a phone because of autocorrect

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So is "Hate it" when you do talk to text and don't pronounce your 'H's properly.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Dickie is primed and ready

If you strip away the third person speak and the Benny Hillesqe innuendo, there's some decent Shooter McGavin energy going on here.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Did you know that we've been able to determine the eras of extistence for past hominid remains based on the order of the prostata. Millions of starkers blokes laid down in sediment all over the world.

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You can tell how old a man is by cutting their prostate in half and counting the rings inside it.

 

[tigs2010]

You can tell how old a man is by cutting their prostate in half and counting the rings inside it.

I was trying to work out how old you were but wasn't aware I needed to cut it. Explains why I couldn't work it out

 

[Tonga Bob]

I was trying to work out how old you were but wasn't aware I needed to cut it. Explains why I couldn't work it out

You should ask GWS Goose. He's kept a diary.

 

[tigs2010]

You should ask GWS Goose. He's kept a diary.

GWS Goose how old is TB?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Don't doxx Michael Mobbenson.

You're more concerned with this than being doxxed as the brother of famed character actor William Arnett.

 

[Phar Ace]

I

You can tell how old a man is by cutting their prostate in half and counting the rings inside it.

"If you want it, count the rings inside of it"........ has the makings of a really great pop song I'm guessing...

 

[GWS Goose]

You should ask GWS Goose. He's kept a diary.

GWS Goose how old is TB?

Never really thought about it.
But if I was to hazard a guess I'd say that Bob was born in 1966.
The youngest he can be according to my studies would have him being born in 1968, I can't imagine him being born any earlier than 1965.
#justtellmebob #rentfree

 

[tigs2010]

Never really thought about it.
But if I was to hazard a guess I'd say that Bob was born in 1966.
The youngest he can be according to my studies would have him being born in 1968, I can't imagine him being born any earlier than 1965.
#justtellmebob #rentfree

How many rings in the prostate would 1966 equate to?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

How many rings in the prostate would 1966 equate to?

Three, they say it's like a circus in there.