Official Match Thread SEASON 37 ROUND 1: ROYS FFC vs CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS @ BRUNSWICK JUNCTION OVAL

[The Filth Wizard]

Are both paragraphs in it for the 'gram or for love?

The first paragraph is in it for love because she has no time for a real relationship. The second paragraph thinks she's a bit chubby.

 

[Purple7x08_24]

 

[Tonga Bob]

Was the sentence going to end "bobs prostate said"?

BOB'S PROSTATE:

 

[pantskyle]

TFW is scarily active, like a boomer posting, our very own Mobbs.

 

[Purple7x08_24]

Ok given that I am hosting this round in the official song competition here's your chance to take out the honour of nominating the best song. There are also lots of prizes.

If you think you got what it takes, get in and send me a song and register your interest in the competition.

This round is

Chilled Beats: any song that's chilled but also has a beat to it to keep you from going to sleep

Rules:
Send me a link to a youtube clip, and vote before 10PM Sunday. Rules are in the thread

Song Contest Part XXI, Host: Purple7x08_24, Theme: Pre-2000, Votes Due: Wednesday 10pm AEDT Time

General Rules: All song nominations and votes are done by PM and must be kept anonymous by the host. You only nom one song. The host's decision on accepting songs is final, whinging will just make you look like a loser. Voting must be on a 5-4-3-2-1 basis with a single Billy Madison vote for the...

www.bigfooty.com

Previously nominated chill songs must have received no more than 13 votes.

Here is the list of previously nominated songs:

Previously nominated Songs

 

[The Filth Wizard]

TFW is scarily active, like a boomer posting, our very own Mobbs.

You need to stop thinking about me and start thinking about yourself.

 

[Mofra]

"I came hear to kick arse and massage my prostate electronically, and I'm all outta batteries..."

 

[The Filth Wizard]

BOB'S PROSTATE:

 

[pantskyle]

You need to stop thinking about me and start thinking about yourself.

Mum asked me to check in on you.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Mum asked me to check in on you.

 

[tigs2010]

Mum asked me to check in on you.

She could just ask TFW herself later tonight.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

She could just ask TFW herself later tonight.

What is the implication here?

 

[Phar Ace]

"I came hear to kick arse and massage my prostate electronically, and I'm all outta batteries..."

So your arse-kicking machine has stopped working then.....?

 

[Phar Ace]

What is the implication here?

That she is an imp?

 

[Phar Ace]

Mum asked me to check in on you.

 

[Tonga Bob]

So your arse-kicking machine has stopped working then.....?

Brave for a thumb avatar to be riffing off a post about prostate examinations.

 

[Phar Ace]

Brave for a thumb avatar to be riffing off a post about prostate examinations.

Can't check what you ain't got no more - so can't be offended either....

 

[tigs2010]

What is the implication here?

Thats between you and Mrs Pants. I don't wanna know.

 

[Ed_Gein]

What sport you playing?

Not sure. I just heard there were half-time oranges.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Can't check what you ain't got no more - so can't be offended either....

Ah well, it had a good run.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Thats between you and Mrs Pants. I don't wanna know.

My mum is my brothers wife?

 

[tigs2010]

Not sure. I just heard there were half-time oranges.

I was told snakes. Need to get to the bottom of this. I'm not rocking up for fruit

 

[pantskyle]

What is the implication here?

 

[pantskyle]

My mum is my brothers wife?

Oh my god I'm a mother husband.

 

[The Filth Wizard]