Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 01: West Coast Wonders vs Mount Buller Demons at The Colosseum

[AnUltimateRessie]

As all true legends of the game do, I trust I’ll be placed in this position of great importance.

oh, I had you in the ruck. dogs105 wanted a bench spot this season

 

[Headless]

oh, I had you in the ruck. dogs105 wanted a bench spot this season

Wow, that's a rough demotion for JT_the_Man. dogs105 is moving up in the world, though.

 

[sausageroll]

EKA winners never sleep...they're always up for the fight!

Looks like I've got some serious competition then...

 

[sausageroll]

hey i only get annoyed at teammates who deserve it like cats2rise and sante

That'll make them happy

...which will annoy you even more?

 

[cartwright]

Hi cartwright !

Morning Wosh! And Delons! …

 

[Gralin]

searches for coffee, instead finds half empty alcohol bottle from last night

Who is this clarkey?

A wonders player

Where is clarkey?

Probably hiding under the bed

In fact, no, why is clarkey?

Nobody knows

 

[moginie]

And a very good morning to my fabulous Buller comrades and hello Wonders!

It's going to be a delightful day here so I'm going to celebrate by doing numerous loads of washing.

Whatever you do today, do it with ease.

 

[cats2rise]

Explain

That's as far as I'd got.

 

[cats2rise]

And a very good morning to my fabulous Buller comrades and hello Wonders!

It's going to be a delightful day here so I'm going to celebrate by doing numerous loads of washing.

Whatever you do today, do it with ease.

We stopped ironing a few years ago. Best decision we've ever made.

 

[cooney]

And a very good morning to my fabulous Buller comrades and hello Wonders!

It's going to be a delightful day here so I'm going to celebrate by doing numerous loads of washing.

Whatever you do today, do it with ease.

Top of the morning to ya!
Lovely, I’ll be doing nothing.

 

[Pamcake1]

We stopped ironing a few years ago. Best decision we've ever made.

That is a shame for you, it's the best and my most favourite multi-tasking thing to do while watching the footy.
The delicious quiet luxury of crisply ironed vintage 'Actil'* pure cotton sheets is one of life's absolute pleasures.

Not only does 'doing the ironing' metaphorically smooth out life's problems but it serves as a sanitizer/steriliser and gets rid of any moths eggs, if you ever have an invasion.


Actil's packaging and advertising was quintessentially living the 'Australian Dream'.

*(Actil First Line the originals, are made & woven in Sth Australia from Aust. grown cotton- ACTIL= Australian Cotton & Textiles Industries Limited).
The Actil sheets that you can still buy are now made in China and not at all the same as the vintage ones that you can still buy.

 

[moginie]

Top of the morning to ya!
Lovely, I’ll be doing nothing.

Well, mate, enjoy every minute.

 

[moginie]

That is a shame for you, it's the best and my most favourite multi-tasking thing to do while watching the footy.
The delicious quiet luxury of crisply ironed vintage 'Actil'* pure cotton sheets is one of life's absolute pleasures.

Not only does 'doing the ironing' metaphorically smooth out life's problems but it serves as a sanitizer/steriliser and gets rid of any moths eggs, if you ever have an invasion.

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Actil's packaging and advertising was quintessentially living the 'Australian Dream'.

*(Actil First Line the originals, are made & woven in Sth Australia from Aust. grown cotton- ACTIL= Australian Cotton & Textiles Industries Limited).
The Actil sheets that you can still buy are now made in China and not at all the same as the vintage ones that you can still buy.

Actil! I live near where the old Actil factory used to be. Now all parks and housing estates.

Though ironing. No. Stopped doing that when I didn't need to wear business shirts every day.

 

[cats2rise]

That is a shame for you, it's the best and my most favourite multi-tasking thing to do while watching the footy.
The delicious quiet luxury of crisply ironed vintage 'Actil'* pure cotton sheets is one of life's absolute pleasures.

Not only does 'doing the ironing' metaphorically smooth out life's problems but it serves as a sanitizer/steriliser and gets rid of any moths eggs, if you ever have an invasion.

View attachment 2056375
Actil's packaging and advertising was quintessentially living the 'Australian Dream'.

*(Actil First Line the originals, are made & woven in Sth Australia from Aust. grown cotton- ACTIL= Australian Cotton & Textiles Industries Limited).
The Actil sheets that you can still buy are now made in China and not at all the same as the vintage ones that you can still buy.

Definitely posted by someone who hasn't tried the no ironing lifestyle.

 

[JT_the_Man]

oh, I had you in the ruck. dogs105 wanted a bench spot this season

We will fight to the death dogs105

Well not literally to the death, I was thinking maybe a tickle fight and the first one to give up has to play in the lowly ruck position.

 

[JT_the_Man]

Wow, that's a rough demotion for JT_the_Man. dogs105 is moving up in the world, though.

Time for me to get to work. It appears I have let my form slip.

 

[sausageroll]

Well, mate, enjoy every minute.

...and do it with ease

 

[dogs105]

We will fight to the death dogs105

Well not literally to the death, I was thinking maybe a tickle fight and the first one to give up has to play in the lowly ruck position.

I quit.


Tickling is my biggest weakness.

 

[Wosh]

Morning Wosh! And Delons! …

Morning carty dear, lovely to have you back and LFG Delons!

Morning Wonders I know I’m Vince McMahon and all but I find it hard to be mean to you guys this week but suffice to say deep down I still think you suck and wanna smack the living suitcase out of you on Sunday

 

[ClarkeM]

Morning carty dear, lovely to have you back and LFG Delons!

Morning Wonders I know I’m Vince McMahon and all but I find it hard to be mean to you guys this week but suffice to say deep down I still think you suck and wanna smack the living suitcase out of you on Sunday

 

[DenieD]

Day two of season 38

 

[Wosh]

I have friends in high places

 

[Pamcake1]

Morning carty dear, lovely to have you back and LFG Delons!

Morning Wonders I know I’m Vince McMahon and all but I find it hard to be mean to you guys this week but suffice to say deep down I still think you suck and wanna smack the living suitcase out of you on Sunday

It's hard to play at being jolly at the moment, for all of us Wonders, given that it's our Wonderful treasured GUH's last game.
He would scoff at the softness of sentiment and want us to sally forth, being true Wonders Warriors which we all are and we will be bringing it come Sunday, be in no doubt.

Considering we've 'smacked the living suitcase' out of the Delons the last 2 times, saying that we suck...pfthh!
Wonders are going to clean house come Sunday.

 

[DenieD]

I have friends in high places

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I've heard short people say this a lot

 

[ClarkeM]

I have friends in high places

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Better steer clear of any open paddocks with sloped-roofed buildings surrounding it.