Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 10 : Ophidian Old Boys v Baghdad Bombers at Spotswood Oval

[Irish BlueBagger]

… and why?

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With the exception of Spud Man i have little time for the Warriors.

That last match thread we had with them was like that Genesis album And Then They Were Three. They only had three posters to contribute to the thread after all.

For gods sake will someone just wind them up and the three stooges there can go to the Royals instead.

 

[Dingster]

Ding Ding Dingster - you will be delighted with the quality sheets here at Spotswood...
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Not to mention the room service to help regenerate for the morning after

Now THIS is what a good morning looks like.

 

[DemurePrincess]

We made it! It’s ****ing Friday!!!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Last day of school holidays…. Yippee!!!

Awwwww! Said no parent EVER!!!

Anyway… may as well treat the kid up since she suffered not through vacation care.

So for breaky I’m making deep fried ice cream! Yep! You heard me right!

However…. Us mum are very clever bitches so I’ve used frozen mango and passion fruit yoghurt which has been crumbed in pulverised coconut and muesli!

I’ll flash fry them in coconut oil and serve them with raspberry Coulis










May not look exactly appealing but holy shit it was amazing!

 

[Over The Post]

Now THIS is what a good morning looks like.

He begs to differ. NOT a good morning at all.

 

[Over The Post]

Hey Tigerturbulance after a suitably large donation to the wildlife park we now have our official team mascot!

She can be brought out by our cheerleaders before the games.

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[DemurePrincess]

Hey Tigerturbulance after a suitably large donation to the wildlife park we now have our official team mascot!

She can be brought out by our cheerleaders before the games.

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She is absolutely beautiful!

May I pat her?

 

[DemurePrincess]

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He begs to differ. NOT a good morning at all.

I don’t even have nuts and I winced

****! I bet he walked with a limp for a while after that

 

[DemurePrincess]

Ding Ding Dingster - you will be delighted with the quality sheets here at Spotswood...
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Not to mention the room service to help regenerate for the morning after

So much food…. So little Time

 

[Robertio]

Hey Tigerturbulance after a suitably large donation to the wildlife park we now have our official team mascot!

She can be brought out by our cheerleaders before the games.

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[Braklet]

So for breaky I’m making deep fried ice cream! Yep! You heard me right!

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May not look exactly appealing but holy shit it was amazing!

Will you be my Mom, DemurePrincess?

 

[DemurePrincess]

Will you be my Mom, DemurePrincess?

 

[DemurePrincess]

Umm! How unlucky can you be?

Drive pass another car at the exact same time so the puddle the size of the Pacific Ocean we just drove though together created a ****ing tidal wave between us and yep!

Came straight though my god damn open window. Covered me in filthy dirty road water. I was belting out a tune at the time so it went in my mouth. Like how unlucky can ya be? It’s touched my lips. My tongue!

And now I am peaking!

I don’t have time to go home and change! I’m actually wet and it’s cold and how the **** did that much water get in the car. No shit! Drowned rat comes to mind. Sad face

**** you Friday!!

 

[Robertio]

Umm! How unlucky can you be?

Drive pass another car at the exact same time so the puddle the size of the Pacific Ocean we just drove though together created a ****ing tidal wave between us and yep!

Came straight though my god damn open window. Covered me in filthy dirty road water. I was belting out a tune at the time so it went in my mouth. Like how unlucky can ya be? It’s touched my lips. My tongue!

And now I am peaking!

I don’t have time to go home and change! I’m actually wet and it’s cold and how the **** did that much water get in the car. No shit! Drowned rat comes to mind. Sad face

**** you Friday!!

Could be worse DP

 

[Braklet]

I don’t have time to go home and change! I’m actually wet and it’s cold and how the **** did that much water get in the car. No shit! Drowned rat comes to mind. Sad face

BTDT, can you run an extension cord to your car? If so, something like this will help dry it out a lot quicker:

https://www.bunnings.com.au/mistral-50cm-high-velocity-floor-fan_p0369602

I looked for a squirrelcage blower, like this one, which would work better for drying out carpet and seats:

XPOWER 600 CFM 3-Speed Multi-Purpose Mini Mighty Air Mover Utility Blower Fan with Power Outlets P-80A-Blue - The Home Depot

Ventilate and dry like a Pro at a fraction of the cost. The P-80A mini air mover blasts up to 600 CFM with its efficient 138-Watt motor. Drawing only 1.2 Amp at its highest speed, this multi-purpose air

www.homedepot.com

But they must be called something else in Aus...

 

[DemurePrincess]

Could be worse DP

It is. I forgot my lunch!

Clearly my head is up my arse today!

 

[DemurePrincess]

BTDT, can you run an extension cord to your car? If so, something like this will help dry it out a lot quicker:

https://www.bunnings.com.au/mistral-50cm-high-velocity-floor-fan_p0369602

I looked for a squirrelcage blower, like this one, which would work better for drying out carpet and seats:

XPOWER 600 CFM 3-Speed Multi-Purpose Mini Mighty Air Mover Utility Blower Fan with Power Outlets P-80A-Blue - The Home Depot

Ventilate and dry like a Pro at a fraction of the cost. The P-80A mini air mover blasts up to 600 CFM with its efficient 138-Watt motor. Drawing only 1.2 Amp at its highest speed, this multi-purpose air

www.homedepot.com

But they must be called something else in Aus...

I don’t give a **** about the car mate.

Me! All me! The car isn’t sitting in wet jocks

 

[Robertio]

BTDT, can you run an extension cord to your car? If so, something like this will help dry it out a lot quicker:

https://www.bunnings.com.au/mistral-50cm-high-velocity-floor-fan_p0369602

I looked for a squirrelcage blower, like this one, which would work better for drying out carpet and seats:

XPOWER 600 CFM 3-Speed Multi-Purpose Mini Mighty Air Mover Utility Blower Fan with Power Outlets P-80A-Blue - The Home Depot

Ventilate and dry like a Pro at a fraction of the cost. The P-80A mini air mover blasts up to 600 CFM with its efficient 138-Watt motor. Drawing only 1.2 Amp at its highest speed, this multi-purpose air

www.homedepot.com

But they must be called something else in Aus...

Nup we call them the same here mate.

 

[Robertio]

It is. I forgot my lunch!

Clearly my head is up my arse today!

Those type of mornings always ends in a great afternoon.

 

[Braklet]

I don’t give a **** about the car mate.

Me! All me! The car isn’t sitting in wet jocks

Yeah, but you can take a shower and change your clothes (after you get home).

Car gets to keep all that lovely road water.

 

[Braklet]

Nup we call them the same here mate.

I guess Bunnings doesn't stock them, too bad kenneyswarriors.

 

[Robertio]

I guess Bunnings doesn't stock them, too bad kenneyswarriors.

I don't know mate but it's the first place i would look.

 

[Pugsley]

I guess Bunnings doesn't stock them, too bad kenneyswarriors.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Those type of mornings always ends in a great afternoon.

The good thing is this gig I have today is weird. It’s a 5 storey building, something to do with a church

But not a soul is here on Friday.

Not one person. Just me!

It’s ****ing awesome!

I shove music on and cruise from floor to floor doing my thing!

But how odd, a building in the city with not one single person in it on Friday!

Makes you wonder what actually goes on here when people are actually here!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Yeah, but you can take a shower and change your clothes (after you get home).

Car gets to keep all that lovely road water.

Mmm! Yep. Didn’t think of that!

**** my life