Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 13: Coney Island Warriors v Ophidian Old Boys at Van Cortlandt Park [MOTR]

[Elton Johns Wig]

Sorry Elton Johns Wig the anthropomorphic potato has spoken.

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Off to google some big words, brb


ohhhhhhhhhhhh, ok

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

...doesn't this mean EJW will win before giving a speech about how we have to respect each other?

You not met me?

 

[Tonga Bob]

...doesn't this mean EJW will win before giving a speech about how we have to respect each other?

They took First Spud.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Off to google some big words, brb


ohhhhhhhhhhhh, ok

It’s amazing how Strong Drink broadens one’s vocabulary.

And yes I capitalised Strong Drink on purpose

 

[King Tenz]

Basically - and I am open to be corrected if wrong - DemurePrincess saw a wonderful opportunity open up during the midseason draft and left the OOBs with our blessing and hearty good wishes. Pugsley and gab213 left Baghdad behind to be welcomed at the Ophidians. This left somewhat of a leadership vacuum at the Bombers and DP has naturally gravitated to a more prominent role as can be seen by her match thread contributions and signing up several rookies.

It's not for nothing that the newly invigorated Baghdad Babes is a club that's going places.

Well shit changes quick around here, what the hell man

 

[King Tenz]

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Me, everytime I see a Tonga Bob post.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Me, everytime I see a Tonga Bob post.

TENZ: I don’t care about Bob.

ALSO TENZ: imma tag Bob to let him know I don’t care about him.

Mixed messages are mixed. Be true to yourself, you’ll feel better in the long run.

Night buddy. Sweet dreams.

 

[Braklet]

Also, is Duke U where Robert Duvall went to uni?

Wikipedia:

[Duvall] graduated with a Bachelor of Arts degree in drama from Principia College in Elsah, Illinois, in 1953.

 

[Braklet]

Braklet WE'RE GOING TO GAME 7!!!

Yes, I saw that on the crawler while my Blue Devils managed to finally beat Florida State in football:

Duke 23-16 Florida State (Oct 18, 2024) Game Stats - ESPN

Complete team stats and game leaders for the Duke Blue Devils vs. Florida State Seminoles NCAAF game from October 18, 2024 on ESPN.

www.espn.com

We made less than 200 yards. Our defense actually scored more points than our offense. Weird game.

Our series record is now 1:22.

 

[Pugsley]

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[Irish BlueBagger]

I see the Coney Island team is still as trash as they always have been (except Ocha905 who is always cool)

Should be deleted from existence, just get rid of 'em

We'll take both him and spudmaster to the OOBs then.

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

My account had that exact name , Bruce Cockburn, it's not pronounced as you think though, it's Co-burn.

There's a similar thing with the surname Coughlan. In most parts of Ireland people pronounce it as Cocklan.

In southern Ireland we seem to have taken the OUGH letters out of the word, and replaced them with the letters A and W.

Thus turning it into the word Cawlan. I'm not sure what's the reasoning behind this, but i was using the latter pronunciation of the word in another part of the country before, and the person didn't have a clue what i was talking about.

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

I have to see if i can find them again, but there's some very realistic AI photos of a McDonalds birthday party set in the 80's doing the rounds.

I actually find some of the images to be a little bit creepy for some reason. Where will we be with AI technology in about twenty years time?

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

I found them.

This one is very creepy i think.

And here's the final one. Is that Tonga Bob behind the dude with the mullet?

 

[spudmaster]

I found them.

This one is very creepy i think.

And here's the final one. Is that Tonga Bob behind the dude with the mullet?

omg look at the size of everything! The fries, the drinks, the food, THE HAIR.


Who wore it better?

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

I found them.

This one is very creepy i think.

And here's the final one. Is that Tonga Bob behind the dude with the mullet?

Well, the pitch is certainly doing a bit here. Turning at right angles.

 

[spudmaster]

Me, everytime I see a Tonga Bob post.

Me too, man. Me too.
Oops, he can read this. Uh, I mean, how dare you!

I see the Coney Island team is still as trash as they always have been (except Ocha905 who is always cool)

Should be deleted from existence, just get rid of 'em

I'll have you know I'm less trashy than the opening few rounds thank you very much!

Where will we be with AI technology in about twenty years time?

We'll be able to pose with a SFA premiership cup

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Not sure which is my favourite.

Guy with double denim, praying hands and the chest pubes out but with T shirt sleeves...


Or the kids smoking while hoovering quarter pounders.

 

[spudmaster]

Not sure which is my favourite.

Guy with double denim and the chest pubes out but with T shirt sleeves...
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Or the kids smoking while hoovering quarter pounders.

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Need to turn this into a media thread Tiffy. Match the qooty player to one of the kids/adults listed in the pics.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Need to turn this into a media thread Tiffy. Match the qooty player to one of the kids/adults listed in the pics.

Guy behind chest pubes is most definitely philreich

 

[spudmaster]

Guy behind chest pubes is most definitely philreich

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Looks like he's in the middle of posting a match sim

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

Not sure which is my favourite.

Guy with double denim, praying hands and the chest pubes out but with T shirt sleeves...
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Or the kids smoking while hoovering quarter pounders.

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The dude with the Miami Vice moustache has a drinking straw in his box of fries. Drinking your Maccas fries must have been all the go in the 80's.

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

Is this the Mr Bean over at the Royals in the ghost costume?

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

I've seen people reference Brian Limond aka Limmy on here before. He wrote a comedy sketch show for BBC Scotland and he now is a very popular streamer on Twitch.

Anyway he did this piss-take a few years ago of the actor Richard E Grant's, reaction to an early exclusive screening of a Star Wars movie he took part in.

Other than the impression what i also find amusing is that movie was considered to be mediocre by Star Wars fans, and Richard E Grant was so offended by the impression he blocked Limmy on Twitter.

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

How do you go about explaining this to the chefs?