Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 14: Gumbies FFC v Coney Island Warriors at The House of Gumby [MOTR]

[TubbsFarquhar]

I have never been cool.

Your mum thinks otherwise.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Reckon Gumbies win this

I think more than just your retina is impaired.

 

[GWS Goose]

Thank goodness for that. Last random person that beez posted about was a Tight End.

Not quite what he said but close enough

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Ah, the Gumbies, my third club I spent two seasons with back in 2019 (whatever SFA seasons they were).

I was recruited by Fryer Tuck and then he just disappeared.

Wosh then recruited me to the Warriors, and then pissed off to the retirement village at the Roys.

There's a pattern emerging here.

 

[UncleImpairedRetina]

I think more than just your retina is impaired.

 

[GWS Goose]

Game cancelled on Sunday.

Ocha905 and I are playing a 5-setter for the four points.

Gumbies are $1.01 given I have a slice backhand to rival Steffi Graf.

I've always see myself more of the Monica Seles type.
I view the All SFA selection committee as the Hamburg fan.

 

[Dinsdale]

Ah, the Gumbies, my third club I spent two seasons with back in 2019 (whatever SFA seasons they were).

I was recruited by Fryer Tuck and then he just disappeared.

Wosh then recruited me to the Warriors, and then pissed off to the retirement village at the Roys.

There's a pattern emerging here.

You're not going anywhere sonny jim

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

 

[spudmaster]

This won’t work. I’ve been putting him through the paces on my Ninja grill. Not only is he prepared, he has a nice new stripy chassis.

They're called 3rd degree burns.

 

[spudmaster]

Too right.

I hate the beach. Smelly water. Seaweed. Sand that gets stuck everywhere. Wobbly bits of old people flailing everywhere.

I'll stick to wasting my time in this qootyforsaken place.

You'll be pleased to know I had the decency to cover up most of my old wobbly bits with the rest of the old wobbly bits this afternoon, so no eyes were harmed. No shark sightings either which is always a plus, right Dinsdale?

Some of us plebs have to head to the beach for a swim as we don't own fancy pools! Beaut day though that's for sure.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

They're called 3rd degree burns.

I just think they’re neat.

 

[Dinsdale]

You'll be pleased to know I had the decency to cover up most of my old wobbly bits with the rest of the old wobbly bits this afternoon, so no eyes were harmed. No shark sightings either which is always a plus, right Dinsdale?

Some of us plebs have to head to the beach for a swim as we don't own fancy pools! Beaut day though that's for sure.

Anything shark-free is a plus, which is why I like the mountains

 

[spudmaster]

Here's a shoop I prepared seasons earlier:
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Have you had that left shoulder relocated yet? I'm still sporting the hunched shoulders.

Serving using all arm has cooked my shoulder too (I'm that annoying lefty that slices the shit out of the ball to a righty's backhand). This is way too uncanny!

Hah I hear you re. the shoulder! All those double-faults took their toll as the years rolled on.

 

[spudmaster]

Pretty sure spudmaster doesn't need any help getting fried on the weekend.

 

[GWS Goose]

You guys are pretty funny

Is it really you!
Hope you are doing well.
I miss you

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Anything shark-free is a plus, which is why I like the mountains

Americans: "EvErYtHiNg iN aUsTrAlIa WaNtS tO kIlL yOu"

Whilst being oblivious to having bears and cougars that literally roam neighborhoods. At least we can go to the mountains without the fear of being torn to shreds.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

You're not going anywhere sonny jim

Try and stop me.

 

[Falconista]

Gumbies FFC Official Team Sheet: Season 38, Round Fourteen versus Coney Island Warriors

B: Tigerlaird / Aucklander / HotPiesWithSauce
HB: rye / CatToTheFuture / The_Wookie
C: Brick Loosener / Mop / ossie_21
HF: NSWCROW / Dory_77 / bone2468
F: DinoSoar / GWS Goose / Supercheapgiants
FOLL: Falconista / beez / cats_09
INT: StFly / Jeremias

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[Dinsdale]

Try and stop me.

brian_muz the manacles, someone is trying to escape

 

[Dinsdale]

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Gumbies FFC Official Team Sheet: Season 38, Round Fourteen versus Coney Island Warriors

B: Tigerlaird / Aucklander / HotPiesWithSauce
HB: rye / CatToTheFuture / The_Wookie
C: Brick Loosener / Mop / ossie_21
HF: NSWCROW / Dory_77 / bone2468
F: DinoSoar / GWS Goose / Supercheapgiants
FOLL: Falconista / beez / cats_09
INT: StFly / Jeremias

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Is it Friday 7 already?

 

[spudmaster]

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Gumbies FFC Official Team Sheet: Season 38, Round Fourteen versus Coney Island Warriors

B: Tigerlaird / Aucklander / HotPiesWithSauce
HB: rye / CatToTheFuture / The_Wookie
C: Brick Loosener / Mop / ossie_21
HF: NSWCROW / Dory_77 / bone2468
F: DinoSoar / GWS Goose / Supercheapgiants
FOLL: Falconista / beez / cats_09
INT: StFly / Jeremias

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Look at this proactive showoff over here Tonga Bob!

 

[spudmaster]

Americans: "EvErYtHiNg iN aUsTrAlIa WaNtS tO kIlL yOu"

Whilst being oblivious to having bears and cougars that literally roam neighborhoods. At least we can go to the mountains without the fear of being torn to shreds.

Our cougars can hold their own.

 

[Tonga Bob]

You guys are pretty funny

Reckon Gumbies win this

 

[Tonga Bob]

I've always see myself more of the Monica Seles type.
I view the All SFA selection committee as the Hamburg fan.

I thought it was because you grunt a lot.

 

[NSWCROW]

The Gobblers !!