Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 16: Roys FFC v Gold City Royals at Brunswick Junction Oval (Heritage Round)

[Phar Ace]

Is that why you voted leave?

Voted? yeah, let's go with that........, voted

 

[Phar Ace]

I'm deaf so didn't hear the siren. If you could collect me please

 

[Phar Ace]

We'll chair you off after a record breaking 36 goals

Please, allow us!

 

[Phar Ace]

Are we going to play 1 short in the second half or do I come back on after being chaired off?

Our version of chairing you off - if you think you can come back, be our guest!

 

[grumbleguts]

Royals are traditionally inbred leading to weak chins and large foreheads but that doesn't mean ugly.

Oi! I'm f**king hideous.

 

[Mr Cheese]

Sunday funday, gonna be a Royally good one I reckon. Feeling like I might break 4 disposals today.

 

[manicpie]

Sunday funday, gonna be a Royally good one I reckon. Feeling like I might break 4 disposals today.

We're going to spread some Vegemite on you today, it will allow you to slip through tackles and potential bites for most of the game. I'm predicting 15 disposals for you today and no bite marks

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I need more coffee. Still sleepy up half the night playing Doom Eternal on my PS5

 

[manicpie]

I need more coffee. Still sleepy up half the night playing Doom Eternal on my PS5

I've got plenty of catnip if you need some

 

[Mobbs]

We have a game in (tries to use maths) a bit over an hour I think. (is that right?). Weather is warm.

Roys have won only ONE home game all season (our other 4 matches were away games), that one was versus the Swampies in Round 6. Today is our second-last BJO H&A for the season. Hardly feeling like a fortress this season but let's change that today!


( image courtesy of Broken )

_Mike_ , 3KZ is Football , Aristotle Pickett , Chezzalenko Reborn , DERRINALPHIL , Dicky Fitzwell , Eat Fresh , Elmer_Hauser , Ed_Gein , fitzroybowiedog , HinkleysHeroes , JackNah_8 , judge judy , Mooch , Phar Ace , Pure Grunt , Reardo, royboy2 , Roylion , SpecialBruce , TheGoatBaron , windyhill

 

[Phar Ace]

Oi! I'm f**king hideous.

Consensual I hope, and how does Hideous feel about that?

 

[Phar Ace]

Sunday funday, gonna be a Royally good one I reckon. Feeling like I might break 4 disposals today.

Get the smelling salts ready then

 

[Cadsky]

Are we going to play 1 short in the second half or do I come back on after being chaired off?

Double chairing sounds good

 

[grumbleguts]

Consensual I hope, and how does Hideous feel about that?

She feels about as good as when the 7 dwarves were in the bath and they all felt grumpy. So he got out.

 

[manicpie]

She feels about as good as when the 7 dwarves were in the bath and they all felt grumpy. So he got out.

You know what they say, you should've closed your eyes and then it could have been who ever you want

 

[grumbleguts]

You know what they say, you should've closed your eyes and then it could have been who ever you want

She was next door complaining about me invading her privacy. (well, that's what she wrote in her diary.)

 

[Wosh]

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com

Match commencing shortly ... ROY v GCR

                       GCR
Chezzalenko Reborn          Aristotle Pickett        Pure Grunt
Smartys Power               Brenton Davy             Mr Cheese

judge judy                  windyhill                Ed_Gein
Uncle_Leo                   Footypie32               MrPremiership

3KZ is Football             SpecialBruce             Phar Ace
grumbleguts                 Zevon                    Cadsky

HinkleysHeroes              _Mike_                   JackNah_8
krakouers                   Nothing                  hotchilli

Elmer_Hauser                TheGoatBaron             Mooch
Membling                    CakeEater                nahnah
                            ROY

ROY Foll : DERRINALPHIL, fitzroybowiedog, royboy2
GCR Foll : GreyCrow, manicpie, Crimson Azure

ROY INT : Dicky Fitzwell, Roylion
GCR INT : Ulahoopski, Supersuns

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Roys FFC: <none>
Gold City Royals: <none>

[Round 16], Conditions for this match - WARM

 

[grumbleguts]

Lessgooo!!!

 

[Wosh]

1 : 0 {C} - The ball is bounced to the clear advantage of DERRINALPHIL
1 : .1 {C} - Now Zevon has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : .13 {rHFF} - Pumps it long for MrPremiership.
1 : .18 {rHFF} - MrPremiership gets too far under the ball.
1 : .22 {CHB} - windyhill breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : .26 - <<< Dicky Fitzwell is coming on to replace Pure Grunt >>>
1 : .34 {CHB} - windyhill breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : .38 {CHB} - windyhill takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : .43 {CHB} - He's brought down by Footypie32.
1 : .46 {CHF} - Footypie32 does some crumbing and is away.
1 : .51 {lFP} - A spearing pass towards Smartys Power
1 : .55 {lFP} - Top mark - not paid.
1 : .59 {rBP} - Chezzalenko Reborn with all the time in the world.
1 : 1.03 {rBP} - Finds fitzroybowiedog with a handball.
1 : 1.07 {lHBF} - A kick towards Ed_Gein territory.
1 : 1.12 {lHBF} - Ed_Gein marks well from the back of the pack.
1 : 1.15 {lHBF} - Ed_Gein looking for a lead.
1 : 1.19 {rW} - He spots an option and kicks to 3KZ is Football
1 : 1.23 {rW} - Top mark - not paid.
1 : 1.28 {lW} - grumbleguts takes off.
1 : 1.32 {lW} - grumbleguts bounces the ball.
1 : 1.36 {lW} - Draws a man and then with hands to GreyCrow.
1 : 1.4 {lW} - GreyCrow has time to take a bounce.
1 : 1.45 {lW} - No-look handpass to grumbleguts.
1 : 1.48 {lW} - grumbleguts nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 1.52 {lW} - Flicks it to GreyCrow.
1 : 1.57 {lW} - Huge handpass to manicpie. As good as a kick.
1 : 2.01 {C} - A lookaway handpass to Zevon.
1 : 2.07 {C} - SpecialBruce is going to get a free.
1 : 2.11 {rW} - 3KZ is Football slowing down the play.
1 : 2.15 {lHFF} - His kick is towards JackNah_8.
1 : 2.19 {lHFF} - JackNah_8 can't mark. hotchilli can.
1 : 2.24 {rHBF} - hotchilli has possession.
1 : 2.28 - <<< Pure Grunt is coming on to replace windyhill >>>
1 : 2.35 {rHBF} - hotchilli looks downfield.
1 : 2.4 {lW} - A flat punt.
1 : 2.44 {lW} - That's poor kicking and the mark is swallowed up by 3KZ is Football.
1 : 2.48 {rW} - 3KZ is Football has possession.
1 : 2.52 {rW} - 3KZ is Football takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 2.57 {rHFF} - 3KZ is Football has another.
1 : 3.01 {rHFF} - Quick hands to HinkleysHeroes under pressure.
1 : 3.05 {FF} - Throws it onto his boot.
1 : 3.09 {FF} - TheGoatBaron appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 3.13 {FB} - CakeEater with the ball now.
1 : 3.17 {rHBF} - A measured kick to hotchilli.
1 : 3.21 {rHBF} - hotchilli and JackNah_8 both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 3.25 {rHBF} - hotchilli with all the time in the world.
1 : 3.3 {C} - A kick towards Zevon territory.
1 : 3.34 {C} - Zevon takes that parallel to the ground..
1 : 3.38 {C} - Zevon looking for a lead.
1 : 3.42 {C} - A lookaway handpass to GreyCrow.
1 : 3.46 {C} - Flicks it to Crimson Azure
1 : 3.5 {C} - Long handpass to the running GreyCrow.
1 : 3.54 {rW} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 3.58 {rW} - But he picks out Phar Ace.
1 : 4.03 {lW} - Phar Ace wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 4.07 {rHFF} - A kick towards HinkleysHeroes territory.
1 : 4.13 {rHFF} - krakouers upset the marking attempt by HinkleysHeroes.
1 : 4.17 {rHFF} - Running with the ball is HinkleysHeroes.
1 : 4.21 {rFP} - Handballs over the top to DERRINALPHIL.
1 : 4.25 {rFP} - This for the opportunity of a lifetime.
1 : 4.29 {rFP} - DERRINALPHIL gets the goal.
Roys FFC : 1.0.6
Gold City Royals : 0.0.0

 

[Wosh]

1 : 4.33 {C} - DERRINALPHIL wins the hitout unopposed.
1 : 5.23 {lW} - grumbleguts has a paddock.
1 : 5.23 {CHF} - A flat punt.
1 : 5.23 {CHF} - Pure Grunt claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 5.23 {CHB} - Pure Grunt threads his way through traffic.
1 : 5.23 {lW} - Throws it onto his boot.
1 : 5.23 {lW} - Phar Ace misjudges it and it's an easy mark to Cadsky.
1 : 5.23 {rW} - Cadsky looking for a lead.
1 : 5.23 {lW} - Long handpass to the running grumbleguts.
1 : 5.23 {rHFF} - That kick is a real floater.
1 : 5.23 {rHFF} - MrPremiership uses his body to perfection and reels in the mark.
1 : 5.25 {rHFF} - MrPremiership wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 5.26 {rHFF} - Ed_Gein makes sure that the kick goes nowhere.
1 : 5.31 {CHB} - Pure Grunt with the ball now.
1 : 5.35 {CHB} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 5.39 {C} - He takes another.
1 : 5.43 {C} - Pure Grunt touches the ball to the ground.
1 : 5.48 {lW} - Flicks it to Phar Ace.
1 : 5.52 {lW} - Draws a man and then with hands to royboy2.
1 : 5.55 {lW} - royboy2 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 6 {lW} - At least fifty-five metres out.
1 : 6.04 {lW} - Hard work pays off for royboy2. It pays six points.
Roys FFC : 2.0.12
Gold City Royals : 0.0.0
1 : 6.08 {C} - Winning the bounce is GreyCrow.
1 : 6.18 {C} - SpecialBruce has a paddock.
1 : 6.22 {C} - Crunching tackle by Zevon.
1 : 6.26 {rW} - Cadsky is now off and running.
1 : 6.31 {rW} - Cadsky has a bounce.
1 : 6.35 {lW} - Draws a man and then with hands to grumbleguts.
1 : 6.39 {lW} - Where did 3KZ is Football come from? Great tackle.
1 : 6.43 {rW} - 3KZ is Football is now off and running.
1 : 6.47 {lW} - He elects to use Phar Ace and kicks in that direction.
1 : 6.51 {lW} - Cadsky rises over the pack majestically.
1 : 6.55 {rW} - The ball is now with Cadsky.
1 : 7 {rW} - A slick handpass goes to GreyCrow.
1 : 7.04 {lHFF} - A kick in the general direction of Uncle_Leo.
1 : 7.08 {lHFF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
1 : 7.12 {CHB} - Pure Grunt with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 7.16 {CHB} - That's a trip surely.
1 : 7.2 {rHFF} - MrPremiership looking for a lead.
1 : 7.24 {lHFF} - He kicks across the ground towards Uncle_Leo.
1 : 7.28 {lHFF} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by judge judy
1 : 7.33 {CHB} - Pure Grunt takes off.
1 : 7.37 {CHB} - No-look handpass to DERRINALPHIL.
1 : 7.41 {CHB} - He handpasses to fitzroybowiedog.
1 : 7.45 {lW} - He spots an option and kicks to Phar Ace.
1 : 7.49 {lW} - Cadsky gets a timely fist to the ball.
1 : 7.53 {lW} - Phar Ace with all the time in the world.
1 : 7.57 {lW} - Now has it got the carry?.
1 : 8.01 {lW} - Can he kick it? Yes he can.
Roys FFC : 3.0.18
Gold City Royals : 0.0.0
1 : 8.06 {C} - DERRINALPHIL wins the hitout unopposed.
1 : 8.14 {rW} - 3KZ is Football turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 8.18 {lW} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 8.24 {lW} - Spoilt by Cadsky.
1 : 8.28 {rW} - Cadsky tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
1 : 8.32 - <<< Roylion is coming on to replace Chezzalenko Reborn >>>
1 : 8.4 {rW} - Cadsky sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 8.45 - <<< Ulahoopski is coming on to replace Nothing >>>
1 : 8.53 {rW} - Cadsky wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 8.57 {rW} - Cadsky nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 9.01 {C} - Passes to Zevon by hand.
1 : 9.05 {lHFF} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
1 : 9.09 {lHFF} - The ball spills free.
1 : 9.13 {lHFF} - Uncle_Leo threads his way through traffic.
1 : 9.18 {rHFF} - Handpass to space. MrPremiership runs onto it.
1 : 9.22 {C} - Almost a throw to Zevon.
1 : 9.26 {rW} - A wild handball - but luckily Cadsky was well placed to clean up.
1 : 9.3 {lHFF} - Uncle_Leo takes off on a lead.
1 : 9.34 {lHFF} - Uncle_Leo marks uncontested.
1 : 9.38 {lHFF} - Uncle_Leo has possession.
1 : 9.42 {lHFF} - Uncle_Leo sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 9.46 {CHF} - Footypie32 screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 9.51 {CHF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
1 : 9.55 {CHF} - Footypie32 assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 9.59 {lFP} - A kick in the general direction of Smartys Power.
1 : 10.03 {lFP} - But he picks out Roylion.
1 : 10.07 {rBP} - The bounce favours Roylion and he is off and running.
1 : 10.11 {rBP} - Hands it off to fitzroybowiedog.
1 : 10.15 {lHBF} - Handballs over the top to Ed_Gein
1 : 10.19 {lHBF} - MrPremiership applies the tackle.
1 : 10.23 {rHFF} - Quality gather by MrPremiership.
1 : 10.3 {rHFF} - MrPremiership bounces the ball.
1 : 10.34 {rHFF} - Passes to manicpie by hand.
1 : 10.38 {rHFF} - Long shot at goal from manicpie
1 : 10.42 {rHFF} - Top goal.
Roys FFC : 3.0.18
Gold City Royals : 1.0.6

 

[Mooch]

DERRINALPHIL opens the game with the first touch and the gets the first goal. Fitting.

 

[Mobbs]

We need to build a one quarter lead.

 

[Mooch]

The royboy2 renaissance continues and Phar Ace doing a 3KZ is Football smashing a long one from the wing.

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

I'm on fire.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

I’m here as promised, what have I missed?