Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 17: Ophidian Old Boys vs Las Vegas Bears @ Spotswood Oval

[Pugsley]

I tried this, however my 2yo rules the house and once there was Xmas trees in the shops it was game over for the household

My 10 year old tells me, just give me money for Christmas, Santa sits on a throne of lies.
I haven't told his mother he may have seen Elf a few too many times when he is staying with Dad.

 

[Over The Post]

The actors are all over 18 but the dialog and time period heavily implies under 18 but doesn't outright say it

You've just described 50% of the content on all pr0n sites, right there.

Or so I've heard.

 

[Millky95]

I have made a rule this year.
Our audio system will not play Christmas music until a fortnight out from the day.

If I had to suffer a month of Mariah Carey I may have lopped my ears off.

I put the work Christmas tree up on a shelf that requires ladder and everyone else refuses to walk up the ladder

 

[Over The Post]

Quote company working at heights procedures at them and say access to the tree requires a work permit, checked WaH accreditation and a safe work method statement.

 

[philreich]

I think he meant Disneyland except its for pugs.

My wife reckons Viagra is like a trip to Disneyland - you have to wait around for an hour or more for a 12 second ride.

 

[Pugsley]

My wife reckons Viagra is like a trip to Disneyland - you have to wait around for an hour or more for a 12 second ride.

Like the Wild, Wild, West ride at Movieworld.

 

[Millky95]

You've just described 50% of the content on all pr0n sites, right there.

Or so I've heard.

Step moms > step daughters

Or so I have been told

 

[Cap]

Well I just worked out how to turn off dark mode.

Well, i did accidentally, so I couldn't turn it back on

But its a nice change

 

[philreich]

hard work.

Don't swear at a public servant!!!!!!

 

[philreich]

Classic show. I know nottttthhhhhinnnnnggg.

My favourite episode was when they ended the war.

 

[Cap]

You stink. You smell like beef and cheese. You don't smell like Santa.

 

[Pugsley]

 

[Cap]

My favourite episode was when they ended the war.

You are thinking of Inglorious Basterds

 

[Cap]

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[Pugsley]

 

[Dingster]

I see you Test Tickle hiding in the pocket.

 

[I Dont Care]

I'm with I Dont Care

Squash the rodent

Yes!! Grab his nuts!

 

[I Dont Care]

You keep good company. Hi IDC I Dont Care

You was one of us!! Now you one of those!

 

[Dingster]

You was one of us!! Now you one of those!

Tigerturbulance lets STEAL IDC.

 

[Pugsley]

Tigerturbulance lets STEAL IDC.

He wouldn't care.

 

[Dingster]

He wouldn't care.

Should we STEAL two Bears to make him feel more at home?

 

[Pugsley]

Should we STEAL two Bears to make him feel more at home?

It worked at Baghdad. I don't see an issue

 

[Matera92]

Can you just retire FFS.

Why...and miss all this?

 

[MWPP]

MWPP we're up!

Somebody forgot to tell our DJ JoshWoodenSpoon
There will always be time for autographs

 

[MWPP]

How's life treating you these days MWPP ?

Been a better than average week actually by 2025’s extremely low standards - with the highlight being a job opportunity that I got on my own merit for a change rather than tony ‘s mob

Not sure if I’ll take it - I need to weigh up timing and existing qooty commitments but I’ll see what happens

How are you Mrs T?