Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 17: Ophidian Old Boys vs Las Vegas Bears @ Spotswood Oval

[Over The Post]

Tigerturbulance you're doing just fine

 

[tony]

Tigerturbulance lets STEAL IDC.

Should we STEAL two Bears to make him feel more at home?

Sorry MWPP, you are going to have to find yourself a new dancing partner for a little while, Ding's going to be out of commission for a little while.

 

[tony]

Been a better than average week actually by 2025’s extremely low standards - with the highlight being a job opportunity that I got on my own merit for a change rather than tony ‘s mob

Not sure if I’ll take it - I need to weigh up timing and existing qooty commitments but I’ll see what happens

How are you Mrs T?

You can't leave us, your the best doctor we have ever had at the Bears.

 

[philreich]

 

[philreich]

 

[I Dont Care]

He wouldn't care.

Didn't we just do you?

 

[MWPP]

Sorry MWPP, you are going to have to find yourself a new dancing partner for a little while, Ding's going to be out of commission for a little while.

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Turning Dingster into a statue hey?
guero would be so proud
I still miss him

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Why...and miss all this?

Translation: The SFA lives rent free in your head.

See what I did there

 

[Braklet]

Careful Braklet your Raz is showing

I think there's a creme for that now

 

[Braklet]

I love Elf. Always laugh.

A Christmas Story or GTFO.

I am growing fonder of the Bad Santa series, tho.

 

[Braklet]

I have made a rule this year.
Our audio system will not play Christmas music until a fortnight out from the day.

If I had to suffer a month of Mariah Carey I may have lopped my ears off.

We've an annoying phenomenon in the States, where some radio stations switch to a Christmas-music-only format.

 

[Cap]

We've an annoying phenomenon in the States, where some radio stations switch to a Christmas-music-only format.

 

[Braklet]

I got inroduced to the A&W float in Asia the other year,

A&W Restaurants

awrestaurants.com

I wasn’t a fan

Rooty giving you the sad face...

I haven't even seen an A&W since the 1970s, they used to have a couple of stands on the way to the Colorado River, in Twentynine Palms IIRC.

I'm not a huge float fan in general, prefer to keep my ice cream out of my beverages.

I did try a Guinness float once, Robertio.

 

[Braklet]

You've just described 50% of the content on all pr0n sites, right there.

Or so I've heard.

WTF is up with all the step-family themes?!?

... or so I've heard

 

[Braklet]

Turning Dingster into a statue hey?
guero would be so proud
I still miss him

 

[Pugsley]

Didn't we just do you?

You wish

 

[Braklet]

She offered her honor
He honored her offer
And all night long
It was honor and offer.

philreich

 

[Dingster]

Sorry MWPP, you are going to have to find yourself a new dancing partner for a little while, Ding's going to be out of commission for a little while.

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tony was drunk and gave me an ice bath. I Dont Care this is me telling Judas it aint so bad.

 

[thewizardmelon]

We've an annoying phenomenon in the States, where some radio stations switch to a Christmas-music-only format.

The big question is how early does this phenomenon start? Surely not before December 1st

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

Hello there Bears we have to win this one. Our fans are waiting in eager expectation!

Dingster been busy giving us the lowdown on how to beat you crowd of simpletons. Please don't kill me for that tony.

 

[tony]

tony was drunk and gave me an ice bath. I Dont Care this is me telling Judas it aint so bad.

I knew I had one too many drinks last night with Ned.

 

[tony]

Hello there Bears we have to win this one. Our fans are waiting in eager expectation!

Dingster been busy giving us the lowdown on how to beat you crowd of simpletons. Please don't kill me for that tony.

I have a heart so I won't kill you but your Camel mates might be walking around a little strangely soon.

 

[philreich]

She offered her honor
He honored her offer
And all night long
It was honor and offer.

philreich

In news just in, a report has just been released by the Department for Headaches and Severe Migraine. In this report, it states that 90% of all parents are, or have been on aspirin, and 85% of them are women. Of these 85%, 20% are now on it, and 13% are now off it. 12% are on it on and off, 9% are off it off and on, 8% are often on it, 7% are often off it, 6% are off it and wish they were on it, and 4% are off it and on it so often, it doesn't really matter. 3% are don't knows, 2% are don't cares, 1% are no don'ts, and one lady was disqualified for ruining her entrance form.

 

[Millky95]

I knew I had one too many drinks last night with Ned.

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I miss Ned

 

[Dingster]

I have a heart so I won't kill you but your Camel mates might be walking around a little strangely soon.

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kenneyswarriors you're going to need Witness Protection.