Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 18 Roys FFC v Baghdad Bombers at Brunswick Junction Oval

[Phar Ace]

Hi hi. It's weird we only meet once, in the very last H&A. But here we are.

Just like the AFL really!

 

[Phar Ace]

i'm a fan of clownery, it's more interesting than my domestic life!

Domestic life is overrated

 

[DemurePrincess]

Domestic life is overrated

I don’t mind grocery shopping.. the rest I’ll pass on….

 

[Phar Ace]

That's a weird muddle!

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Is it the Dumbers or Bemoans?

 

[Phar Ace]

I don’t mind grocery shopping.. the rest I’ll pass on….

So you get off on the flouro lights? Pulse races as you get through those first swinging gates, the firm grip of a trolley in hand........?

 

[DemurePrincess]

Is it the Dumbers or Bemoans?

Oh god! Don’t give up your day job funny guy

 

[DemurePrincess]

So you get off on the flouro lights? Pulse races as you get through those fist swinging gates, the firm grip of a trolley in hand........?

Don’t forget to hand sanitise that mofo!

Carry on…. The pulse does race as I squeeze every single piece of fruittttt!!


You must know this feeling???

 

[Phar Ace]

Oh god! Don’t give up your day job funny guy

Some people are a laugh a minute, I'm more a laugh in a lifetime sort of bloke

 

[Phar Ace]

Don’t forget to hand sanitise that mofo!

Carry on…. The pulse does race as I squeeze every single piece of fruittttt!!


You must know this feeling???

Mangoes - two for a buck (Frasier)

 

[DemurePrincess]

Some people are a laugh a minute, I'm more a laugh in a lifetime sort of bloke

I don’t have a whole life time to wait for your finest moment ffs

Can you do it now…

 

[DemurePrincess]

Mangoes - two for a buck (Frasier)

Now that’s a bargain but it is stone fruit season

 

[Phar Ace]

Now that’s a bargain but it is stone fruit season

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/354107b1-8f68-4ebc-8055-5badb2b7d158

 

[Mobbs]

Late Bloomers Cup?

for sure!

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[Bovo]

Now that’s a bargain but it is stone fruit season

Now the fruit is getting stoned? Is nothing sacred anymore?

 

[Mobbs]

There once was a w***er lovingly made to look real. But looking real wasn’t enough for this w***er. The w***er wanted to be real. One night the w***er wondered , “where are my roots”?

And then one day the w***er realised, oh you have them, in the hearts and minds of everyone you annoy and anger. And then suddenly for the first time, the w***er felt real joy

Mobbs

@AnUltimateRessie

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[Mobbs]

Don’t forget to hand sanitise that mofo!

Carry on…. The pulse does race as I squeeze every single piece of fruittttt!!


You must know this feeling???

I used to, but the judge said it was wrong!

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[Phar Ace]

Now the fruit is getting stoned? Is nothing sacred anymore?

Only the Cows

 

[Mobbs]

Now that’s a bargain but it is stone fruit season

Mangoes have a stone, don't they?

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[Mobbs]

NM thinking of peaches.

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[Phar Ace]

I used to, but the judge said it was wrong!

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You mean the men who wear silly wigs and do unspeakable things sometimes?

 

[DemurePrincess]

Mangoes have a stone, don't they?

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Yep. A huge one. My fave stone fruit are nectarines and peaches but you can’t find decent ones these days that you don’t need to sit out for a further 10 days only for it to soften and have zero taste. It’s like the strawberries.

These massive looking things are on the shelf, yet they are sour and taste like shit bc the growing process has been rushed. Rant over lol

 

[cats2rise]

You mean the men who wear silly wigs and do unspeakable things sometimes?

Funnily enough, Headless and I were just discussing Robertio

 

[DemurePrincess]

Now the fruit is getting stoned? Is nothing sacred anymore?

Are you home yet?

 

[Robertio]

Funnily enough, Headless and I were just discussing Robertio

Do you think we can find any cricket players here mate?

 

[cats2rise]

Do you think we can find any cricket players here mate?

You tackle the first four pages of the thread, and I'll look through the rest.

Meet back here in about 45 mins?