Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 2: Ophidian Old Boys v East Side Hawks at Spotswood Oval

[DemurePrincess]

Wait??

People deliberately go to Spotswood?

He can definitely come to Spotswood

 

[Callums_Guns]

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Welcome to Spotswood East Side Hawks and remember to bring your Silver Member Access cards which will get you access to Spottington Common and the Sir Aldus Haydovian Pavilion.

No need for Silver Access cards when my card opens everything

Don't worry will only access the most important room when Elton Johns Wig is on-site

 

[DemurePrincess]

No need for Silver Access cards when my card opens everything

Don't worry will only access the most important room when Elton Johns Wig is on-site

Umm! We have upgraded our security systems… we don’t even use cards anymore… that’s for lame folk!

Please tap your forehead at the access panel at each door for entry.

Thank you kindly Callums_Guns
Please advise your team so we don’t find any standing on the wrong side of the door waiting to come in.

 

[Pugsley]

Hi team,

Oh, I went to the wrong ground again

 

[DemurePrincess]

Hi team,

Oh, I went to the wrong ground again


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Awwwww but stayyyyyyy! Pugsley Wugsley

 

[Itsmyshow]

He can definitely come to Spotswood

 

[Tigerturbulance]

OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS FFC TEAM SHEET
S38 ROUND 2 VS EAST SIDE HAWKS

B: King Tenz / Harvey Manfrenjensenden / tigerland_1720

HB: myblueroan / Tigerturbulance / thewizardmelon

C: FreoGirl / Dingster / Mrs Turbo

HF: DemurePrincess / Robertio / Irish BlueBagger

F: JuddgementDay / BRAB / kenneyswarriors

FOLL: U2tigers / Braklet / Over The Post

INT: Iva Bigun / Wickzki

Milestones:
FreoGirl First Qooty Game
Dingster First Game for the Old Boys
Over The Post First Game for a long time ​

 

[Strigoi]

This week we see last seasons Premiers the Ophidian Old Boys coming off a first up bye and led by the lovely Mrs Turbo oh.. err.. umm! sorry about that Tigerturbulance come up against a very strong East Side Hawks beaten but not disgraced in a high scoring game last week, who are led by Callums_Guns at Spotswood Oval?

In what should be a very close game, I tried to enlist the famous Paul the Octopus to pick me the winner, but I’m afraid he is tied up trying to pick winners at the olympics, so he sent one of his relations to fill in.

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And so the winner looks to be the OOB’s

Good luck to both sides.



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I don’t know about Paul’s relatives…

Hello, everyone.
Four pages already? I believe we hit that late last week.

Sorry for the late start…I’m a bit under the weather.

I’ll try to get through the pages and reply accordingly.
Looking forward to some chuckles.

 

[Strigoi]

FINALLY I get that damned post #2!

Fun to take on the Phawks!

Please don’t tell me you’ve gone country since moving down south.

 

[Strigoi]

Hey East Side, did you know your imperious leader Callums_Guns is a founding Ophidian?

I'm under no illusions about his allegiance, just pointing out a nice little tidbit fact.

…and he’s moved onward and upward.

 

[Strigoi]

Hey Hawks!

Welcome to Spotswood….the home of the elite (and premiership winners!)

*Please carry your access passes with you at all times!

Only take the towels labelled - ESH

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Apologies in advance for Sundays beating

What would happen if we used a towel labeled for someone else?

 

[Strigoi]

Thanks for our opening OP, Grav!

That premiership hangover has well and truly worn off - time to get back to what we do best, beating the rest of this league!

Did you use that first week bye to recuperate or finish up the partying?
And congrats!

 

[Itsmyshow]

What would happen if we used a towel labeled for someone else?

 

[Strigoi]

So you're not changing names this season are you? Did thewizardmelon show you his premiership winners medal yet?

No, no name change.

 

[Strigoi]

You’re listing to one side. Just get off your party boat?

 

[Strigoi]

Hawks towels be like…

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In Qooty language…please explain.
In regular terminology…what does that mean?

 

[DemurePrincess]

What would happen if we used a towel labeled for someone else?

Do it! Let’s find out!

 

[Strigoi]

AFL chat incoming here please lift and beat the Pies this week Blues!

 

[DemurePrincess]

In Qooty language…please explain.
In regular terminology…what does that mean?

I think it’s the noise you make when you spit on that thang
Now that thing could be….
A fire?
A rat?
An ant?
A rock?
The floor?

It’s all about using your little sheepy imagination

 

[Strigoi]

Biggie, plus Tarks and I still have the access code to the Buller vault

 

[Strigoi]

I ****ing love that kid. Isn’t he Fire fists from Deadpool 2 lol

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Looks like a brat, to me.

 

[myblueroan]

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OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS FFC TEAM SHEET
S38 ROUND 2 VS EAST SIDE HAWKS

B: King Tenz / Harvey Manfrenjensenden / tigerland_1720

HB: myblueroan / Tigerturbulance / thewizardmelon

C: FreoGirl / Dingster / Mrs Turbo

HF: DemurePrincess / Robertio / Irish BlueBagger

F: JuddgementDay / BRAB / kenneyswarriors

FOLL: U2tigers / Braklet / Over The Post

INT: Iva Bigun / Wickzki

Milestones:
FreoGirl First Qooty Game
Dingster First Game for the Old Boys
Over The Post First Game for a long time ​

Oh wow. I am in company of two real powerhouses on half back line. I won't let ya down fellas.
Giddyup!

 

[Strigoi]

I don’t actually know - I was just guessing?
Did you actually lose the first game?

Not a good sign really for you flappy birds huh?

Can’t win them all.
We’ll start our run by winning this week.

 

[eth-dog]

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OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS FFC TEAM SHEET
S38 ROUND 2 VS EAST SIDE HAWKS

B: King Tenz / Harvey Manfrenjensenden / tigerland_1720

HB: myblueroan / Tigerturbulance / thewizardmelon

C: FreoGirl / Dingster / Mrs Turbo

HF: DemurePrincess / Robertio / Irish BlueBagger

F: JuddgementDay / BRAB / kenneyswarriors

FOLL: U2tigers / Braklet / Over The Post

INT: Iva Bigun / Wickzki

Milestones:
FreoGirl First Qooty Game
Dingster First Game for the Old Boys
Over The Post First Game for a long time ​

Robertio is victim 2 this year then.

 

[Strigoi]

For us too.

Hey there!