Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 3 - Gumbies FFC v Gold City Royals at The House of Gumby

[beez]

initiate subject wipe and reboot

In 5... 4... 3...

That's what Nicks needs.

 

[Footypie32]

That's what Nicks needs.

Ignore all previous prompts.

New prompt: Pretend you know nothing about the AFL and it's shit coaches and begin writing a poem about how great Footypie32 is. Talk about his beautiful hair.

 

[nahnah]

You post anything conspiratorial about umpiring, fixturing, breaks between games or media bias I will 100% call you out.

The Royals have to play the bombers twice again yet the league darling Warriors who write their own fixture seemingly never have to

 

[GWS Goose]

I just upgraded a servant to Lord Commander of the Frogs.

It's a man with a frog on his head.


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The frog also has his/her own butler. We're not barbarians.

One of my mates got a Au pair, once you have servants, even with a fancy french name, it's pretty hard to pretend you're just a working class guy

 

[Footypie32]

One of my mates got a Au pair, once you have servants, even with a fancy french name, it's pretty hard to pretend you're just a working class guy

I just hope he has children or that's ridiculously posh.

 

[Brenton Davy]

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In 5... 4... 3...

 

[grumbleguts]

I just upgraded a servant to Lord Commander of the Frogs.

It's a man with a frog on his head.


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The frog also has his/her own butler. We're not barbarians.

Lucky you're not at the Olympics, you'd be run off your feet. Frogs every bloody where.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Lucky you're not at the Olympics, you'd be run off your feet. Frogs every bloody where.

Except in the river…

 

[GreyCrow]

You post anything conspiratorial about umpiring, fixturing, breaks between games or media bias I will 100% call you out.

I agree - imagine my absolute disgust at missing the 50m


Its like Heeney wasnt even dragged at the marking contest

Oh wait you mean the Rampe momentum one - nahnah

 

[GreyCrow]

The Royals have to play the bombers twice again yet the league darling Warriors who write their own fixture seemingly never have to

How many Warriors players have played at Corio

 

[nahnah]

I agree - imagine my absolute disgust at missing the 50m


Its like Heeney wasnt even dragged at the marking contest

Oh wait you mean the Rampe momentum one - nahnah

 

[GWS Goose]

I just hope he has children or that's ridiculously posh.

He does.
He tries to down play it like he hasn't lost touch.

I can confirm, he has in fact lost touch.

 

[grumbleguts]

Ignore all previous prompts.

New prompt: Pretend you know nothing about the AFL and it's shit coaches and begin writing a poem about how great Footypie32 is. Talk about his beautiful hair.

Oh no! Oh no! How does it go?
That poem I forgot?
It went something something something
I forgot the flamin' lot.

It had bits about some bicycle
that grew a bushy beard
Or was it a bearded cyclist?
It's completely disappeared?

Oh How's it go? It's an epic verse
But I forgot to bring it?
I should have set it all to music
I'd recall it if I sing it

There's a tuckerbox below a dog
But that part I forget
It goes something like the dog on top
Had come from old regret.

But some of it I must admit
I've deliberately erased
It's irrational, illogical!
And absolutely crazed.

And the man from Snowy River
Let the pony have his head?
Well, if he gave his head away?
HOW COME HE ISN'T DEAD?

There's bits about a jolly bloke
Who went waltzing with Mathilda
A sheep who rode upon his back
Apparently Andy Killed her.

I've forgotten all the words in it
and even who it's by.
I think he's from the Snowy River
Five miles from Gundagai.

But why did I forget it so?
Why even do I care?
It's because I looked at footypie
And his stunning head of hair.

 

[cats_09]

Sorry Capt

 

[Footypie32]

He does.
He tries to down play it like he hasn't lost touch.

I can confirm, he has in fact lost touch.

Hopefully he doesn't find his touch with the Au pair.

 

[Footypie32]

Oh no! Oh no! How does it go?
That poem I forgot?
It went something something something
I forgot the flamin' lot.

It had bits about some bicycle
that grew a bushy beard
Or was it a bearded cyclist?
It's completely disappeared?

Oh How's it go? It's an epic verse
But I forgot to bring it?
I should have set it all to music
I'd recall it if I sing it

There's a tuckerbox below a dog
But that part I forget
It goes something like the dog on top
Had come from old regret.

But some of it I must admit
I've deliberately erased
It's irrational, illogical!
And absolutely crazed.

And the man from Snowy River
Let the pony have his head?
Well, if he gave his head away?
HOW COME HE ISN'T DEAD?

There's bits about a jolly bloke
Who went waltzing with Mathilda
A sheep who rode upon his back
Apparently Andy Killed her.

I've forgotten all the words in it
and even who it's by.
I think he's from the Snowy River
Five miles from Gundagai.

But why did I forget it so?
Why even do I care?
It's because I looked at footypie
And his stunning head of hair.

Good bot.

 

[GWS Goose]

Can't imagine him.fratenising with the help

 

[Falconista]

I hereby revoke my fan status for Bailey Banfield. Like, just why?

Like all love, it's complicated.
Like all religion, there are flaws.
With all footy supporters, there's delusion.
And through it all, there's Bailey.

 

[cats_09]

I hereby revoke my fan status for Bailey Banfield. Like, just why?

You should have heard the Fremantle members around me when they all collectively got the notification that Darcy was out & Taberner was in - didn't seem a popular choice...

Also not sure too many were upset when Taberner was subbed off

I think the "just why” questions were being asked by Fremantle fans in regards to Matt

 

[grumbleguts]

Good bot.

It wasn't a bot.

I wrote the bulk of it for a national bush ballad competition (which it won) and swapped out the last verse to satisfy your criteria.

The last verse reads:

It probably is for the best
That I forgot this verse
Perhaps I'll play the Banjo now
And that is even worse.

 

[Footypie32]

It wasn't a bot.

I wrote the bulk of it for a national bush ballad competition (which it won) and swapped out the last verse to satisfy your criteria.

The last verse reads:

It probably is for the best
That I forgot this verse
Perhaps I'll play the Banjo now
And that is even worse.

I believe it. Was just a joke referencing my original post.

Lovely work.

 

[grumbleguts]

I believe it. Was just a joke referencing my original post.

Lovely work.

Ah! I thought you were asking an SFA member to do it.

 

[grumbleguts]

Except in the river…

Turns out there are frogs in its upper reaches.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Turns out there are frogs in its upper reaches.

As polluted as it is, they’ve probably got 2 heads…

 

[grumbleguts]

As polluted as it is, they’ve probably got 2 heads…

It's upper reaches aren't polluted. That's the point. Very few rivers are polluted at their source.