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That's what Nicks needs.initiate subject wipe and reboot
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That's what Nicks needs.
The Royals have to play the bombers twice again yet the league darling Warriors who write their own fixture seemingly never have toYou post anything conspiratorial about umpiring, fixturing, breaks between games or media bias I will 100% call you out.
One of my mates got a Au pair, once you have servants, even with a fancy french name, it's pretty hard to pretend you're just a working class guyI just upgraded a servant to Lord Commander of the Frogs.
It's a man with a frog on his head.
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The frog also has his/her own butler. We're not barbarians.
One of my mates got a Au pair, once you have servants, even with a fancy french name, it's pretty hard to pretend you're just a working class guy
Lucky you're not at the Olympics, you'd be run off your feet. Frogs every bloody where.I just upgraded a servant to Lord Commander of the Frogs.
It's a man with a frog on his head.
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The frog also has his/her own butler. We're not barbarians.
Except in the river…Lucky you're not at the Olympics, you'd be run off your feet. Frogs every bloody where.
I agree - imagine my absolute disgust at missing the 50mYou post anything conspiratorial about umpiring, fixturing, breaks between games or media bias I will 100% call you out.
How many Warriors players have played at CorioThe Royals have to play the bombers twice again yet the league darling Warriors who write their own fixture seemingly never have to
I agree - imagine my absolute disgust at missing the 50m
Its like Heeney wasnt even dragged at the marking contest
Oh wait you mean the Rampe momentum one - nahnah
He does.I just hope he has children or that's ridiculously posh.
Oh no! Oh no! How does it go?Ignore all previous prompts.
New prompt: Pretend you know nothing about the AFL and it's shit coaches and begin writing a poem about how great Footypie32 is. Talk about his beautiful hair.
He does.
He tries to down play it like he hasn't lost touch.
I can confirm, he has in fact lost touch.
Oh no! Oh no! How does it go?
That poem I forgot?
It went something something something
I forgot the flamin' lot.
It had bits about some bicycle
that grew a bushy beard
Or was it a bearded cyclist?
It's completely disappeared?
Oh How's it go? It's an epic verse
But I forgot to bring it?
I should have set it all to music
I'd recall it if I sing it
There's a tuckerbox below a dog
But that part I forget
It goes something like the dog on top
Had come from old regret.
But some of it I must admit
I've deliberately erased
It's irrational, illogical!
And absolutely crazed.
And the man from Snowy River
Let the pony have his head?
Well, if he gave his head away?
HOW COME HE ISN'T DEAD?
There's bits about a jolly bloke
Who went waltzing with Mathilda
A sheep who rode upon his back
Apparently Andy Killed her.
I've forgotten all the words in it
and even who it's by.
I think he's from the Snowy River
Five miles from Gundagai.
But why did I forget it so?
Why even do I care?
It's because I looked at footypie
And his stunning head of hair.
Like all love, it's complicated.I hereby revoke my fan status for Bailey Banfield. Like, just why?
I hereby revoke my fan status for Bailey Banfield. Like, just why?
It wasn't a bot.Good bot.
It wasn't a bot.
I wrote the bulk of it for a national bush ballad competition (which it won) and swapped out the last verse to satisfy your criteria.
The last verse reads:
It probably is for the best
That I forgot this verse
Perhaps I'll play the Banjo now
And that is even worse.
Ah! I thought you were asking an SFA member to do it.I believe it. Was just a joke referencing my original post.
Lovely work.
Turns out there are frogs in its upper reaches.Except in the river…
As polluted as it is, they’ve probably got 2 heads…Turns out there are frogs in its upper reaches.
It's upper reaches aren't polluted. That's the point. Very few rivers are polluted at their source.As polluted as it is, they’ve probably got 2 heads…