Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 7: Roys FFC v Coney Island Warriors at Brunswick Junction Oval

[The Filth Wizard]

Oh it’s that time again hey?

 

[Piggy Smalls]

Carn the #Flagwazzas!

 

[_Mike_]

I better start my light jog around the boundary to warm up then

 

[_Mike_]

Lets go Roys!!! Tune up the band

 

[Mobbs]

I have two bags of chips and 4 litres of coke. Must nearly be time.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

I pick my nose and eat it

Apparently there’s a link with picking your nose and alzheimers disease. Just saying…

 

[_Mike_]

like watching grass grow...

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Damn my Hay Fever/allergies are killing me today.

Need a whole load of Kleenex at the BJO this arvo

 

[TheGoatBaron]

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like watching grass grow...

What time is the game on today?

 

[Dinsdale]

Well shit, I guess it's Wasp Round then.

Why wasn't I warned about this? Run away!!

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Today is simply a %builder

Warriors demolition in progress

I agree. Warriors demolition incoming

 

[Dinsdale]

I'm in the Duck of Welly, let's see if I get kicked out after 1 pint

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

I go naked in the in the honour of my hero Mobbs

Go Team Roy

Did we need to know that?

 

[Dinsdale]

I go naked in the in the honour of my hero Mobbs

Go Team Roy

That's great dedication. I'll do it once Mobbs Builds the Coney Island water park

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Did we need to know that?

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

I pick my nose and eat it

You eat the snot not your nose. Didn’t your Mum tell you to stop eating your nose?

 

[philreich]

Sorry gang - bit of a mix up. Here's the first quarter.

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com

Match commencing shortly ... ROY v CIW

                       CIW
Roylion                     Reardo                   windyhill
zackah                      The Filth Wizard         Piggy Smalls

Aristotle Pickett           Ed_Gein                  Mobbs
brian_muz                   Dinsdale                 Barrybran

3KZ is Football             SpecialBruce             Phar Ace
FootyGuy13                  pantskyle                Tonga Bob

HinkleysHeroes              Elmer_Hauser             _Mike_
Freofalcon                  TubbsFarquhar            Purple7x08_24

Dicky Fitzwell              TheGoatBaron             Mooch
Paracleet                   Raveneyes                toxic
                            ROY

ROY Foll : DERRINALPHIL, fitzroybowiedog, royboy2
CIW Foll : spudmaster, Ocha905, TheInjuryFactory

ROY INT : JackNah_8, judge judy
CIW INT : Reginald Perrin, Mesc

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Roys FFC: <none>
Coney Island Warriors: <none>

[Round 7], Conditions for this match - WARM

1 : 0 {C} - Winning the bounce is spudmaster.
1 : .1 {C} - pantskyle weaves through the congestion.
1 : .14 {rHFF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
1 : .18 {rHFF} - Straight down the throat of the leading Barrybran.
1 : .22 {rHFF} - Barrybran has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : .26 {FF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to The Filth Wizard.
1 : .3 {FF} - Reardo is third man up and takes it easily.
1 : .34 {FB} - Reardo has it.
1 : .38 {lBP} - windyhill on the end of this.
1 : .43 {lBP} - That's a fantasic tackle by Piggy Smalls.
1 : .47 {rFP} - Piggy Smalls sizes the options in front of him.
1 : .51 {rFP} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : .55 {rFP} - That's a push-out. Free kick to windyhill.
1 : .59 {lBP} - windyhill takes off.
1 : 1.03 {rBP} - Handballs over the top to Roylion.
1 : 1.07 {lHBF} - A measured kick in the direction of Mobbs.
1 : 1.12 {lHBF} - Poor effort Barrybran. Mobbs takes the mark.
1 : 1.16 {lHBF} - Mobbs wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 1.2 {lHBF} - Mobbs kicks under pressure but there's too much on it. Out on the full.
1 : 1.23 {rHFF} - The ball is now with Barrybran.
1 : 1.28 {rHFF} - Hands it off to spudmaster.
1 : 1.32 {FF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to The Filth Wizard.
1 : 1.36 {FF} - Spoilt by Reardo.
1 : 1.4 {FB} - Nobody's checking Reardo.
1 : 1.45 {lBP} - Spears a kick towards windyhill.
1 : 1.49 {lBP} - windyhill appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 1.52 {rFP} - Piggy Smalls looking for a lead.
1 : 1.57 {rFP} - Piggy Smalls from thirty metres.
1 : 2.01 {rFP} - Piggy Smalls's kick is close. A goal!.
Roys FFC : 0.0.0
Coney Island Warriors : 1.0.6
1 : 2.07 {C} - DERRINALPHIL wins the hitout.
1 : 3.31 {rW} - 3KZ is Football with some space now.
1 : 3.34 {lHFF} - A spearing pass towards Mike.
1 : 3.34 {lHFF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 3.35 {lHFF} - Mike slowing down the play.
1 : 3.35 {CHF} - A short kick to Elmer_Hauser.
1 : 3.35 {CHF} - Elmer_Hauser is the target but he's outplayed by TubbsFarquhar.
1 : 3.35 {rHBF} - Purple7x08_24 dances around Mike.
1 : 3.38 {rHBF} - Handpass over the shoulder to spudmaster.
1 : 3.4 {rHBF} - A lookaway handpass to Purple7x08_24.
1 : 3.4 {lW} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
1 : 3.4 {lW} - FootyGuy13 is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 3.42 {lW} - Phar Ace fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 3.42 {rHFF} - Boots the ball toward HinkleysHeroes.
1 : 3.42 {rHFF} - Freofalcon will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 3.44 {rHFF} - HinkleysHeroes is now off and running.
1 : 3.44 {rHFF} - Crunching tackle by Freofalcon.
1 : 3.44 {lHBF} - A bit of space for Freofalcon to utilise.
1 : 3.46 {lHBF} - An underground handpass to spudmaster.
1 : 3.46 {C} - Hurried kick towards pantskyle.
1 : 3.48 {C} - pantskyle can't take it.
1 : 3.48 {C} - pantskyle picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 3.48 {C} - The coach is on the blower....
1 : 3.48 - <<< TheInjuryFactory is trading places with spudmaster >>>
1 : 3.54 {C} - pantskyle turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 3.58 {lHFF} - A worm burner to brian_muz.
1 : 4.03 {lHFF} - The ball spills free.
1 : 4.07 {lHFF} - brian_muz scoops up the ball.
1 : 4.13 {lHFF} - brian_muz has a ping.
1 : 4.17 {lHFF} - A poster. So one behind to brian_muz.
Roys FFC : 0.0.0
Coney Island Warriors : 1.1.7
1 : 4.25 {FB} - Reardo looking for a lead.
1 : 4.29 {lBP} - Handballs to windyhill.
1 : 4.33 {lBP} - royboy2 receives his handpass.
1 : 4.37 {FB} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 4.41 {FB} - But straight to The Filth Wizard.
1 : 4.46 {FF} - The Filth Wizard wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 4.5 {FF} - This will be a goal to The Filth Wizard.
1 : 4.54 {FF} - I think he's snuck it in. Full points.
Roys FFC : 0.0.0
Coney Island Warriors : 2.1.13
1 : 4.58 {C} - That really should have been thrown up rather than bounced.
1 : 5.06 {lW} - A bit of space for Phar Ace to utilise.
1 : 5.1 {rW} - 3KZ is Football screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 5.15 {rW} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 5.19 {rW} - 3KZ is Football has possession.
1 : 5.23 {CHF} - With his laser-like left foot.
1 : 5.27 {CHF} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 5.31 {CHB} - TubbsFarquhar sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 5.35 {CHB} - Elmer_Hauser sews TubbsFarquhar up in a fantastic tackle.
1 : 5.39 {CHF} - Elmer_Hauser has a paddock.
1 : 5.43 {CHF} - Handballs to fitzroybowiedog.
1 : 5.48 {CHF} - He has a bounce.
1 : 5.52 {CHF} - This will bring the house down if it goes through.
1 : 5.56 {CHF} - It's a goal. A goal to fitzroybowiedog.
Roys FFC : 1.0.6
Coney Island Warriors : 2.1.13
1 : 6 {C} - The ball is bounced and DERRINALPHIL gets the tap.
1 : 6.08 {C} - Ocha905 threads his way through traffic.
1 : 6.12 {C} - Ocha905 didn't see that tackle coming from fitzroybowiedog.
1 : 6.18 {rW} - Not enough pressure on 3KZ is Football.
1 : 6.22 {rW} - 3KZ is Football fifty-five out - backs himself.
1 : 6.26 {rW} - Tremendous solo effort from 3KZ is Football results in a goal.
Roys FFC : 2.0.12
Coney Island Warriors : 2.1.13
1 : 6.31 {C} - TheInjuryFactory knocks the ball down.
1 : 6.39 {lW} - FootyGuy13 takes off.
1 : 6.43 {lW} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 6.47 {lW} - Finds Ocha905 with a handball.
1 : 6.51 {lW} - Handpass to space. spudmaster runs onto it.
1 : 6.55 {lHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to Ocha905.
1 : 7 {lHFF} - Crackerjack bump by fitzroybowiedog on Ocha905.
1 : 7.04 {rHBF} - Aristotle Pickett breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 7.08 {rHBF} - brian_muz picks Aristotle Picketts pocket and runs away with the ball.
1 : 7.12 {lHFF} - brian_muz sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 7.16 {lHFF} - No-look handpass to spudmaster.
1 : 7.2 {lHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 7.24 {lHFF} - royboy2 monsters TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 7.28 {rHBF} - Aristotle Pickett looking for a lead.
1 : 7.33 {lW} - That kick is a real floater.
1 : 7.37 {lW} - Ooh the kick has gone straight to Tonga Bob.
1 : 7.41 {rW} - Tonga Bob tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
1 : 7.45 - <<< Reginald Perrin is coming on to replace pantskyle >>>
1 : 7.53 {rW} - Not enough pressure on Tonga Bob.
1 : 7.57 {rW} - Tonga Bob nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 8.01 {rW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 8.06 {rW} - TheInjuryFactory sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 8.1 {rW} - Free kick for a hand over the shoulder.
1 : 8.14 {lW} - Phar Ace looking for a lead.
1 : 8.18 {CHF} - Hurried kick towards Elmer_Hauser.
1 : 8.24 {CHF} - Great saving mark taken by TubbsFarquhar.
1 : 8.28 {lHBF} - Freofalcon to send the ball forward.
1 : 8.33 {rHBF} - Purple7x08_24 on the end of this.
1 : 8.37 {C} - His kick is towards Reginald Perrin.
1 : 8.4 {C} - Anybody's ball.
1 : 8.45 {rW} - The ball is now with 3KZ is Football.
1 : 8.49 {C} - He transfers play using SpecialBruce.
1 : 8.53 {C} - Poor effort Reginald Perrin. SpecialBruce takes the mark.
1 : 8.57 {C} - SpecialBruce takes off.
1 : 9.01 {C} - He handpasses to DERRINALPHIL.
1 : 9.06 {rHFF} - His kick is towards HinkleysHeroes.
1 : 9.09 {rHFF} - HinkleysHeroes spills the mark.
1 : 9.13 {rHFF} - Not enough pressure on HinkleysHeroes.
1 : 9.18 {FF} - He kicks long and low.
1 : 9.22 {FF} - That's an extraordinary juggled one-hander to Raveneyes.
1 : 9.26 {FB} - Not enough pressure on Raveneyes.
1 : 9.3 {rBP} - He tries to find toxic with a chip pass.
1 : 9.34 {rBP} - toxic is the target but he's outplayed by Mooch.
1 : 9.38 {lFP} - Quality gather by Mooch.
1 : 9.42 {lFP} - This should be a certain goal.
1 : 9.46 {lFP} - Miraculous goal to Mooch.
Roys FFC : 3.0.18
Coney Island Warriors : 2.1.13
1 : 9.51 {C} - That really should have been thrown up rather than bounced.
1 : 9.59 {lW} - Who wants it? FootyGuy13 does. Great stuff.
1 : 10.03 {lW} - He has a bounce.
1 : 10.07 {CHF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
1 : 10.11 {CHF} - Oooohhhh you beauty! What a mark to Dinsdale.
1 : 10.15 {CHF} - Dinsdale has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 10.19 {FF} - He just bombs away in the direction of The Filth Wizard and Reardo.
1 : 10.23 {FF} - Reardo reads the kick best and marks well in front of The Filth Wizard.
1 : 10.3 {FB} - Nobody's checking Reardo.
1 : 10.34 {FB} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 10.38 {rBP} - Hands it off to Roylion.
1 : 10.42 {rBP} - Roylion dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 10.46 {CHB} - That's a real up and under.
1 : 10.51 {CHB} - Ed_Gein misjudges it and it's an easy mark to Dinsdale.
1 : 10.55 {CHF} - Dinsdale slowing down the play.
1 : 10.58 {lHFF} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : 11.03 {lHFF} - Great saving mark taken by Aristotle Pickett.
1 : 11.07 {rHBF} - So Aristotle Pickett ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 11.11 {CHB} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 11.15 {CHB} - Top mark - not paid.
1 : 11.19 {CHB} - Ed_Gein slowing down the play.
1 : 11.23 {rHBF} - Handpasses to Aristotle Pickett.
1 : 11.27 {lW} - Phar Ace makes an offer.
1 : 11.31 {lW} - Tonga Bob floats over the top of the pack and marks that on his chest.
1 : 11.36 {rW} - Tonga Bob with all the time in the world.
1 : 11.4 {lHFF} - Boots the ball toward brian_muz.
1 : 11.44 {lHFF} - brian_muz and Aristotle Pickett both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 11.48 {lHFF} - brian_muz with the ball now.
1 : 11.52 {CHF} - Dinsdale on the end of this.
1 : 11.56 {CHF} - Dinsdale has a bounce.
1 : 12 {CHF} - This could be goal of the match.
1 : 12.04 {CHF} - That would have been Goal of the Year if it wasnt a behind..
Roys FFC : 3.0.18
Coney Island Warriors : 2.2.14
1 : 12.13 {FB} - Reardo signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 12.17 {FB} - Reardo takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 12.21 {rHBF} - He just bombs away in the direction of Aristotle Pickett and brian_muz.
1 : 12.25 {rHBF} - Aristotle Pickett spills the mark.
1 : 12.3 {CHF} - Nobody's checking Dinsdale.
1 : 12.36 {CHF} - Dinsdale runs into Ed_Gein and is getting up very slowly.
1 : 12.4 {CHB} - With the ball is Ed_Gein.
1 : 12.44 {rW} - Hurried kick towards 3KZ is Football.
1 : 12.48 {rW} - Poor option and FootyGuy13 makes him pay by chipping in for the mark.
1 : 12.52 {lW} - FootyGuy13 sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 12.56 {CHF} - Pumps it long for Dinsdale.
1 : 13 {CHF} - Ed_Gein drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 13.04 {rHBF} - Who wants it? Aristotle Pickett does. Great stuff.
1 : 13.08 {lW} - His kick covers more height than distance.
1 : 13.13 {lW} - Howzat? Great mark to Phar Ace at full stretch to his left.
1 : 13.17 {lW} - Nobody's checking Phar Ace.
1 : 13.21 {lW} - Where did Tonga Bob come from? Great tackle.
1 : 13.25 {rW} - Tonga Bob to send the ball forward.
1 : 13.29 {C} - He gets a handpass to Reginald Perrin.
1 : 13.33 {lHFF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to brian_muz.
1 : 13.37 {lHFF} - brian_muz takes a gutsy mark backing back into the pack.
1 : 13.41 {lHFF} - brian_muz takes off.
1 : 13.46 {FF} - The Filth Wizard takes off on a lead.
1 : 13.5 {FF} - Spoilt by Reardo.
1 : 13.53 {FB} - Now Reardo has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 13.58 {rBP} - He tries to find Roylion with a chip pass.
1 : 14.02 {rBP} - Roylion gets too far under the ball.
1 : 14.06 {rBP} - Who wants it? Roylion does. Great stuff.
1 : 14.1 {FB} - Flicks it to Reardo.
1 : 14.15 {lHBF} - He sees a lead by Mobbs and kicks in that direction.
1 : 14.19 {lHBF} - But Barrybran is better positioned and marks safely.
1 : 14.22 {rHFF} - Barrybran turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 14.26 {lHFF} - A slick handpass goes to brian_muz.
1 : 14.31 {rHFF} - Handpass to space. Barrybran runs onto it.
1 : 14.37 {rHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to spudmaster.
1 : 14.41 {rHFF} - spudmaster has time to take a bounce.
1 : 14.45 {rHFF} - An underground handpass to Ocha905.
1 : 14.49 {rW} - A quick handpass to Tonga Bob.
1 : 14.53 {rW} - That's a fantasic tackle by Phar Ace.
1 : 14.58 {C} - SpecialBruce signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 15.02 {C} - SpecialBruce bounces the ball.
1 : 15.06 {C} - This could be goal of the match.
1 : 15.1 {C} - SpecialBruce's shot just flicked the padding and is deemed a behind.
Roys FFC : 3.1.19
Coney Island Warriors : 2.2.14
1 : 15.18 {FB} - toxic looking for a lead.
1 : 15.22 {CHB} - Handpasses to spudmaster.
1 : 15.26 {CHB} - spudmaster takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 15.31 {CHB} - He handpasses to Ocha905.
1 : 15.35 {CHB} - Quick hands to TheInjuryFactory under pressure.
1 : 15.38 {CHB} - TheInjuryFactory bounces the ball.
1 : 15.43 {C} - Another bounce taken by TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 15.47 {rHFF} - A hospital kick.
1 : 15.51 {rHFF} - Anybody's ball.
1 : 15.55 {lHBF} - Mobbs wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 16 {C} - A quick handpass to SpecialBruce.
1 : 16.04 {rHFF} - A measured kick in the direction of HinkleysHeroes.
1 : 16.08 {rHFF} - Freofalcon drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 16.12 {rHFF} - HinkleysHeroes with a little space.
1 : 16.16 {FF} - Searching pass in the direction of TheGoatBaron.
1 : 16.2 {FF} - Poor effort from TheGoatBaron and Raveneyes takes the mark.
1 : 16.24 {FB} - Raveneyes looking for a lead.
1 : 16.28 - <<< JackNah_8 is coming on to replace Ed_Gein >>>
1 : 16.37 {FB} - Raveneyes with all the time in the world.
1 : 16.43 {lBP} - Gets a handpass away to Paracleet.
1 : 16.47 {lBP} - A slick handpass goes to Ocha905.
1 : 16.51 {lBP} - Paracleet runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 16.55 {lBP} - Passes to Ocha905 by hand.
1 : 16.59 {CHB} - He tries to find TubbsFarquhar with a chip pass.
1 : 17.03 {CHB} - Top mark Elmer_Hauser.
1 : 17.07 {CHF} - Elmer_Hauser takes them on.
1 : 17.12 {CHF} - Passes to royboy2 by hand.
1 : 17.16 {CHF} - Handpass to space. fitzroybowiedog runs onto it.
1 : 17.2 {lHFF} - He elects to use Mike and kicks in that direction.
1 : 17.24 {lHFF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
1 : 17.28 {lHBF} - Freofalcon does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 17.32 {CHB} - He kicks across the ground towards TubbsFarquhar.
1 : 17.36 {CHB} - Anybody's ball.
1 : 17.4 {CHF} - The bounce favours Elmer_Hauser and he is off and running.
1 : 17.45 - <<< judge judy is coming on to replace Roylion >>>
1 : 17.53 {CHF} - Elmer_Hauser assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 17.57 {CHF} - Handballs over the top to royboy2.
1 : 18.01 {CHF} - royboy2 blazes away at goal.
1 : 18.05 {CHF} - Oh no. It's come off his shin..
Roys FFC : 3.2.20
Coney Island Warriors : 2.2.14
1 : 18.13 {FB} - toxic with the ball now.
1 : 18.17 {FB} - He gets a handpass to Raveneyes.
1 : 18.22 {rBP} - He handpasses to toxic.
1 : 18.26 {CHB} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
1 : 18.3 {CHB} - The umpire calls play on.
1 : 18.34 {CHB} - TubbsFarquhar fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 18.38 {CHB} - TubbsFarquhar nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 18.42 {C} - TubbsFarquhar has another.
1 : 18.48 {C} - Goes the torp..
1 : 18.52 {C} - TubbsFarquhar is celebrating but it's been touched off the boot.
Roys FFC : 3.2.20
Coney Island Warriors : 2.3.15
1 : 19.01 {FB} - Now windyhill has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 19.05 {FB} - Penalised for running too far.
1 : 19.09 {lFP} - zackah has it.
1 : 19.13 {lFP} - zackah has time to take a bounce.
1 : 19.17 {lFP} - Draws a man and then with hands to TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 19.21 {lFP} - Crunching tackle by royboy2.
1 : 19.25 {rBP} - judge judy wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 19.3 {rBP} - Long handpass to the running royboy2.
1 : 19.34 {rBP} - No-look handpass to fitzroybowiedog.
1 : 19.38 {rBP} - fitzroybowiedog takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 19.42 {rHBF} - fitzroybowiedog touches the ball to the ground.
1 : 19.46 {rHBF} - Huge handpass to royboy2. As good as a kick.
1 : 19.5 {C} - Thumps the ball forward.
1 : 19.54 {C} - Reginald Perrin drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 19.58 {rW} - Tonga Bob with the ball now.
1 : 20.02 {lHFF} - He sees a lead by brian_muz and kicks in that direction.
1 : 20.07 {lHFF} - brian_muz is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 20.11 {rHBF} - Aristotle Pickett wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 20.15 {lHBF} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : 20.19 {lHBF} - Over the back of the pack comes Mobbs and plucks it out.
1 : 20.23 {lHBF} - Mobbs signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 20.27 {lHBF} - Barrybran made that tackle look worse than it was - free kick.
1 : 20.31 {rHFF} - So Barrybran ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 20.36 {rHFF} - A poor handpass but TheInjuryFactory is up to the challenge.
1 : 20.4 {rHFF} - Boot to ball from TheInjuryFactory under pressure.
1 : 20.44 {rHFF} - TheInjuryFactory likes it and so does the goal umpire.
Roys FFC : 3.2.20
Coney Island Warriors : 3.3.21
1 : 20.48 {C} - Textbook ruckwork from DERRINALPHIL.
1 : 20.58 {lW} - Nobody's checking Phar Ace.
1 : 21.02 {rHFF} - With his laser-like left foot.
1 : 21.07 {rHFF} - HinkleysHeroes can't take it.
1 : 21.1 {lHBF} - Freofalcon scoops up the ball.
1 : 21.15 {CHB} - Handpasses to TubbsFarquhar.
1 : 21.19 {rHBF} - A short kick to Purple7x08_24.
1 : 21.23 {rHBF} - Mike will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 21.27 {rHBF} - Purple7x08_24 turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 21.31 {rW} - A slick handpass goes to Ocha905.
1 : 21.36 {rHBF} - He handpasses to spudmaster.
1 : 21.39 {rHBF} - Flicks it to TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 21.43 {C} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to Reginald Perrin.
1 : 21.47 {C} - Reginald Perrin marks uncontested.
1 : 21.52 {C} - The ball is now with Reginald Perrin.
1 : 21.56 {rHFF} - That kick is a real floater.
1 : 22 {rHFF} - Ohhh Barrybran! You beauty! Sensational grab.
1 : 22.04 {rHFF} - Barrybran takes off.
1 : 22.08 {lHFF} - Quick hands to brian_muz.
1 : 22.12 {lHFF} - brian_muz takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 22.16 {lHFF} - Quick hands to Ocha905 under pressure.
1 : 22.21 {lHFF} - Ocha905 nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 22.25 {lHFF} - Someone call an ambulance for brian_muz. Aristotle Pickett lined him up and did the job well.
1 : 22.29 {CHB} - JackNah_8 threads his way through traffic.
1 : 22.33 {lW} - Phar Ace presents.
1 : 22.37 {lW} - Tonga Bob claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 22.42 {lW} - Nobody's checking Phar Ace.
1 : 22.45 {rHFF} - He sees a lead by HinkleysHeroes and kicks in that direction.
1 : 22.49 {rHFF} - Over the head of HinkleysHeroes.
1 : 22.53 {lHBF} - Freofalcon streaming down the ground.
1 : 23 {C} - A wobbly old kick.
1 : 23.04 {C} - Reginald Perrin stands tall in the pack and takes the mark..
1 : 23.08 {C} - Reginald Perrin with the ball now.
1 : 23.12 {C} - At least fifty-five metres out.
1 : 23.16 {C} - Reginald Perrin's shot just flicked the padding and is deemed a behind.
Roys FFC : 3.2.20
Coney Island Warriors : 3.4.22
1 : 23.25 {FB} - judge judy takes off.
1 : 23.28 {FB} - No-look handpass to royboy2.
1 : 23.32 {rBP} - judge judy receives his handpass.
1 : 23.37 {rBP} - Finds royboy2 with a handball.
1 : 23.41 {rBP} - He has a bounce.
1 : 23.45 {lBP} - An underground handpass to windyhill.
1 : 23.49 {FB} - Handballs to Reardo.
1 : 23.53 {lBP} - Passes to windyhill by hand.
1 : 23.57 {lBP} - Great tackle on windyhill.
1 : 24.01 {lFP} - zackah has it.
1 : 24.06 {rFP} - Fires out the handpass to Piggy Smalls.
1 : 24.1 {rFP} - A snap at goal ....
1 : 24.14 {rFP} - Off hands and through for one behind.
Roys FFC : 3.2.20
Coney Island Warriors : 3.5.23
1 : 24.22 {FB} - With the ball is judge judy.
1 : 24.27 - <<< Ed_Gein is coming on to replace judge judy >>>
1 : 24.34 {FB} - The ball is now with Ed_Gein.
1 : 24.38 {FB} - Ed_Gein has time to take a bounce.
1 : 24.43 {CHB} - Another bounce taken by Ed_Gein.
1 : 24.47 {CHB} - Watch out! Oh! Dinsdale has laid JackNah_8 out flat.
1 : 24.51 {CHF} - Dinsdale has a paddock.
1 : 24.55 {CHF} - Dinsdale bounces the ball.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
Roys FFC : 3.2.20
Coney Island Warriors : 3.5.23
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[philreich]

2 : 25 {C} - Ocha905 on the end of this.
2 : 25 {C} - DERRINALPHIL waits and wins the hitout.
2 : .1 {rW} - TheInjuryFactory is now off and running.
2 : .14 {CHF} - A short kick to Dinsdale.
2 : .18 {CHF} - Dinsdale brushes JackNah_8 aside and takes the mark.
2 : .22 {CHF} - Dinsdale signals for his teammates to present.
2 : .26 {lHFF} - Gives the ball to brian_muz.
2 : .3 {lHFF} - He handpasses to Ocha905.
2 : .34 {lFP} - Gets a handpass away to spudmaster.
2 : .38 {lFP} - spudmaster wants a goal.
2 : .43 {lFP} - spudmaster wants a goal! Or maybe a behind. Great behind!.
Roys FFC : 3.2.20
Coney Island Warriors : 3.6.24
2 : .51 {FB} - The ball is now with Reardo.
2 : .55 {lHBF} - A short kick to Mobbs.
2 : .59 {lHBF} - Mobbs makes great ground and takes the mark.
2 : 1.03 {lHBF} - Mobbs sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 1.07 {rW} - He rewards the 3KZ is Football lead.
2 : 1.12 {rW} - FootyGuy13 did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
2 : 1.16 {lW} - FootyGuy13 slowing down the play.
2 : 1.2 {rHFF} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
2 : 1.23 {rHFF} - Too strong Barrybran.
2 : 1.28 {rHFF} - The ball is now with Barrybran.
2 : 1.32 {lFP} - Kicks in the direction of zackah.
2 : 1.36 {lFP} - zackah pushes off and take a gutsy diving mark.
2 : 1.4 {lFP} - zackah wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 1.45 {lFP} - This could be a goal to zackah.
2 : 1.49 {lFP} - Hard work pays off for zackah. It pays six points.
Roys FFC : 3.2.20
Coney Island Warriors : 4.6.30
2 : 1.52 {C} - Winning the bounce is TheInjuryFactory.
2 : 2.01 {lW} - DERRINALPHIL has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 2.07 {C} - SpecialBruce on the end of this.
2 : 2.11 {lW} - Quick hands to Phar Ace.
2 : 2.15 {C} - Kick goes sideways.
2 : 2.19 {C} - The ball spills free.
2 : 2.24 {C} - SpecialBruce breaks a tackle and is off.
2 : 2.28 {C} - Where did Reginald Perrin come from? Great tackle.
2 : 2.32 {lW} - FootyGuy13 scoops up the ball.
2 : 2.35 - <<< judge judy is coming on to replace DERRINALPHIL >>>
2 : 2.44 {lW} - FootyGuy13 hits the ground running.
2 : 2.48 {lW} - FootyGuy13 attacks the goalface.
2 : 2.52 {lW} - FootyGuy13 adds a behind to his team's tally.
Roys FFC : 3.2.20
Coney Island Warriors : 4.7.31
2 : 3.01 {FB} - Reardo looking for a lead.
2 : 3.05 {FB} - Almost a throw to royboy2.
2 : 3.09 {FB} - He has time to take a bounce.
2 : 3.13 {lHBF} - He sends the ball to Mobbs.
2 : 3.17 {lHBF} - Mobbs wrestles with Barrybran - and wins. Good mark.
2 : 3.21 {lHBF} - Mobbs to send the ball forward.
2 : 3.25 {lHBF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
2 : 3.3 {lW} - Mobbs's taken another bounce.
2 : 3.34 {lW} - Another bounce taken by Mobbs.
2 : 3.38 {lW} - Gets a handpass away to fitzroybowiedog.
2 : 3.42 {rW} - A wild kick laterally towards 3KZ is Football.
2 : 3.46 {rW} - The ball drops short of 3KZ is Football.
2 : 3.5 {C} - Reginald Perrin looking for a lead.
2 : 3.54 {C} - Handballs to Ocha905.
2 : 3.58 {C} - Ocha905 has lost it to fitzroybowiedog due to an indecipherable umpiring decision.
2 : 4.03 {C} - SpecialBruce takes off.
2 : 4.07 {rW} - Hands it off to 3KZ is Football.
2 : 4.13 {C} - A short kick to SpecialBruce.
2 : 4.17 {C} - Over the head of SpecialBruce.
2 : 4.21 {rW} - Tonga Bob takes off.
2 : 4.25 {rW} - He gets a handpass to TheInjuryFactory.
2 : 4.29 {rW} - He has a bounce.
2 : 4.33 {rW} - Someone call a dentist. Tonga Bob has run into Phar Ace and is hurting.
2 : 4.37 {C} - SpecialBruce wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 4.41 {C} - He's brought down by Reginald Perrin.
2 : 4.46 {C} - Taking the ball is Reginald Perrin.
2 : 4.5 {CHB} - Almost a throw to TheInjuryFactory.
2 : 4.54 {CHB} - What a tackle by royboy2.
2 : 4.58 {CHF} - With the ball is Elmer_Hauser.
2 : 5.02 {CHF} - Quick hands to fitzroybowiedog under pressure.
2 : 5.06 {CHF} - OOOOOOOooohh... Ocha905 has poleaxed fitzroybowiedog.
2 : 5.1 {CHB} - TubbsFarquhar does some crumbing and is away.
2 : 5.15 {CHB} - Elmer_Hauser rides TubbsFarquhar into the ground.
2 : 5.19 {lHFF} - Mike is now off and running.
2 : 5.23 {rHFF} - Hands it off to HinkleysHeroes.
2 : 5.27 {lHFF} - A short kick to Mike.
2 : 5.31 {lHFF} - Up goes Mike.
2 : 5.35 {lHFF} - With the ball is Mike.
2 : 5.39 {lHFF} - Mike has time to take a bounce.
2 : 5.43 {CHF} - He elects to use Elmer_Hauser and kicks in that direction.
2 : 5.48 {CHF} - No-one can take the mark.
2 : 5.52 {CHF} - Elmer_Hauser with a moment to look downfield.
2 : 5.56 {CHF} - Elmer_Hauser has latched onto a torp!.
2 : 6 {CHF} - Now which way will it bounce? Ohr its gone the wrong way.
Roys FFC : 3.3.21
Coney Island Warriors : 4.7.31
2 : 6.08 {FB} - Raveneyes looks downfield.
2 : 6.12 {FB} - Raveneyes dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
2 : 6.18 {rBP} - Handballs to toxic.
2 : 6.22 {rBP} - That's kicking in danger.
2 : 6.26 {lFP} - Now Mooch has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 6.31 {lFP} - Handpasses to fitzroybowiedog.
2 : 6.35 {lFP} - Draws a man and then with hands to royboy2.
2 : 6.39 {lFP} - royboy2 dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
2 : 6.43 {lFP} - A chance now for royboy2 who kicks at goal.
2 : 6.47 {lFP} - That looked like a goal from here. But one behind only.
Roys FFC : 3.4.22
Coney Island Warriors : 4.7.31
2 : 6.55 {FB} - Paracleet looks downfield.
2 : 7 {lBP} - He elects to use Paracleet and kicks in that direction.
2 : 7.04 {lBP} - Paracleet marks strongly on the lead.
2 : 7.08 {lBP} - So Paracleet ... with a moment to digest his options.
2 : 7.12 {lBP} - Handpass over the shoulder to spudmaster.
2 : 7.16 {lBP} - spudmaster bounces the ball.
2 : 7.2 {rHBF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
2 : 7.24 {rHBF} - Purple7x08_24 brushes Mike aside and takes the mark.
2 : 7.28 {rHBF} - Purple7x08_24 has it.
2 : 7.33 {C} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
2 : 7.37 {C} - Over the head of Reginald Perrin.
2 : 7.41 {C} - Reginald Perrin weaves through the congestion.
2 : 7.45 {lHFF} - He kicks towards brian_muz and Aristotle Pickett.
2 : 7.49 {lHFF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
2 : 7.53 {lHFF} - brian_muz looks downfield.
2 : 7.57 {lHFF} - A poor handpass but spudmaster is up to the challenge.
2 : 8.01 {FF} - Thumps the ball forward.
2 : 8.06 {FF} - The Filth Wizard gets too far under the ball.
2 : 8.1 {FB} - Reardo with some space now.
2 : 8.14 {rHBF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
2 : 8.18 {rHBF} - Absolute hanger by Aristotle Pickett!.
2 : 8.24 {rHBF} - Aristotle Pickett slowing down the play.
2 : 8.28 {C} - Long raking kick in the direction of SpecialBruce.
2 : 8.33 {C} - SpecialBruce slides in and takes the mark.
2 : 8.37 {C} - SpecialBruce looking for a lead.
2 : 8.4 {rW} - That came off the outside of the boot.
2 : 8.45 {rW} - But he picks out FootyGuy13.
2 : 8.49 {lW} - FootyGuy13 with the ball now.
2 : 8.53 {lW} - FootyGuy13 takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
2 : 8.57 {lW} - TheInjuryFactory runs past and takes the handpass.
2 : 9.01 {lW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
2 : 9.06 {CHF} - Hands it off to Dinsdale.
2 : 9.09 {lHFF} - He transfers play using brian_muz.
2 : 9.13 {lHFF} - brian_muz appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
2 : 9.18 {rHBF} - Aristotle Pickett looks downfield.
2 : 9.22 {rHBF} - Hold on ....
2 : 9.26 - <<< Paracleet is trading places with toxic >>>
2 : 9.34 {rHBF} - Aristotle Pickett slowing down the play.
2 : 9.38 {rHBF} - Aristotle Pickett isn't just seeing stars after that clash with brian_muz. He could map the Milky Way.
2 : 9.42 {rHFF} - Barrybran with a little space.
2 : 9.46 {CHF} - An underground handpass to Dinsdale.
2 : 9.51 {CHF} - Dinsdale dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
2 : 9.55 {CHF} - Hands it off to Ocha905.
2 : 9.59 {CHF} - Handpasses to TheInjuryFactory.
2 : 10.03 {rHFF} - He kicks sideways towards Barrybran.
2 : 10.07 {rHFF} - Oooohhhh you beauty! What a mark to Barrybran.
2 : 10.11 {rHFF} - Barrybran has it.
2 : 10.15 {lHFF} - He transfers play using brian_muz.
2 : 10.19 {lHFF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
2 : 10.23 {lHFF} - Who wants it? brian_muz does. Great stuff.
2 : 10.3 {lHFF} - brian_muz has a bounce.
2 : 10.34 {rFP} - He looks for Piggy Smalls.
2 : 10.38 {rFP} - windyhill upset the marking attempt by Piggy Smalls.
2 : 10.42 {lBP} - Quality gather by windyhill.
2 : 10.46 {FB} - Spears a kick towards Reardo.
2 : 10.51 {FB} - Reardo outbodies The Filth Wizard and takes an easy mark in the end.
2 : 10.55 {FB} - With the ball is Reardo.
2 : 10.58 {FB} - Handpass to space. judge judy runs onto it.
2 : 11.03 {FB} - Crackerjack bump by spudmaster on judge judy.
2 : 11.07 {rFP} - Piggy Smalls hits the ground running.
2 : 11.11 {rFP} - He goes for goal.
2 : 11.15 {rFP} - windyhill steps behind the line to concede a behind.
Roys FFC : 3.4.22
Coney Island Warriors : 4.8.32
2 : 11.23 {FB} - The ball is now with Ed_Gein.
2 : 11.27 {rBP} - No-look handpass to royboy2.
2 : 11.31 {rBP} - Then he runs it out of bounds ... deliberately.
2 : 11.36 {lFP} - zackah looking for a lead.
2 : 11.4 {lFP} - He goes for goal.
2 : 11.44 {lFP} - That's a terrible miss.
Roys FFC : 3.4.22
Coney Island Warriors : 4.9.33
2 : 11.52 {FB} - windyhill to send the ball forward.
2 : 11.56 {rHBF} - Aristotle Pickett presents on a long lead.
2 : 12 {rHBF} - brian_muz reads the play better and marks.
2 : 12.04 {lHFF} - brian_muz signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 12.08 {lHFF} - brian_muz nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
2 : 12.13 {CHF} - That came off the outside of the boot.
2 : 12.17 {CHF} - JackNah_8 must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
2 : 12.21 {lHBF} - Nobody's checking Mobbs.
2 : 12.25 {lHBF} - Mobbs sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
2 : 12.3 {lHBF} - A slick handpass goes to judge judy.
2 : 12.36 {CHB} - He beckons for a lead.
2 : 12.4 {CHB} - JackNah_8 is outmarked by Dinsdale.
2 : 12.44 {CHF} - Dinsdale takes off.
2 : 12.48 {FF} - The Filth Wizard trying to offer a lead.
2 : 12.52 {FF} - Reardo floats over the top of the pack and marks that on his chest.
2 : 12.56 {FB} - Reardo has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 13 {lHBF} - He kicks to a contest.
2 : 13.04 {lHBF} - Mobbs brushes Barrybran aside and takes the mark.
2 : 13.08 {lHBF} - Mobbs looking for a lead.
2 : 13.13 {lW} - A slick handpass goes to fitzroybowiedog.
2 : 13.17 {rHFF} - Kicks in the direction of HinkleysHeroes.
2 : 13.21 {rHFF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
2 : 13.25 {lHBF} - Now Freofalcon has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 13.29 {lW} - Quick hands to spudmaster under pressure.
2 : 13.33 {CHF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
2 : 13.37 {CHF} - But JackNah_8 is standing in the way and marks.
2 : 13.41 {CHB} - Now JackNah_8 has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 13.46 {rHBF} - That came off the outside of the boot.
2 : 13.5 {rHBF} - But chipping in front is brian_muz.
2 : 13.53 {lHFF} - brian_muz takes off.
2 : 13.58 {lHFF} - brian_muz from just outside the fifty ...
2 : 14.02 {lHFF} - All clear from the umpire. Its a goal.
Roys FFC : 3.4.22
Coney Island Warriors : 5.9.39

 

[Dinsdale]

Sorry gang - bit of a mix up. Here's the first quarter.

Get it right pls, computers are tricky I know.

 

[philreich]

2 : 14.06 {C} - Both ruckmen fooled by a rare decent bounce up.
2 : 14.15 {C} - SpecialBruce does some crumbing and is away.
2 : 14.19 {C} - Passes to judge judy by hand.
2 : 14.22 {C} - A lookaway handpass to fitzroybowiedog.
2 : 14.26 {C} - fitzroybowiedog has a bounce.
2 : 14.31 {C} - fitzroybowiedog fifty-five out - backs himself.
2 : 14.37 {C} - Oh no. It's come off his shin..
Roys FFC : 3.5.23
Coney Island Warriors : 5.9.39
2 : 14.45 {FB} - Paracleet signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 14.49 - <<< Roylion is coming on to replace Aristotle Pickett >>>
2 : 14.58 {FB} - Paracleet sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 15.02 {lBP} - A slick handpass goes to toxic.
2 : 15.06 {lBP} - An underground handpass to spudmaster.
2 : 15.1 {lBP} - He involves TheInjuryFactory in the play.
2 : 15.14 {CHB} - A spearing pass towards TubbsFarquhar.
2 : 15.18 {CHB} - TubbsFarquhar sticks out a sticky duke and it sticks.
2 : 15.22 {CHB} - TubbsFarquhar has possession.
2 : 15.26 {rW} - With his laser-like left foot.
2 : 15.31 {rW} - Tonga Bob is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
2 : 15.35 {lW} - So Phar Ace ... with a moment to digest his options.
2 : 15.38 {rW} - That came off the outside of the boot.
2 : 15.43 {rW} - Over the head of 3KZ is Football.
2 : 15.47 {rW} - Quality gather by 3KZ is Football.
2 : 15.51 {rW} - 3KZ is Football bounces the ball.
2 : 15.55 {C} - Almost a throw to SpecialBruce.
2 : 16 {lW} - Draws a man and then with hands to Phar Ace.
2 : 16.04 {C} - He elects to use SpecialBruce and kicks in that direction.
2 : 16.08 {C} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
2 : 16.12 {C} - With the ball is SpecialBruce.
2 : 16.16 {lW} - He kicks across the ground towards Phar Ace.
2 : 16.2 {lW} - Phar Ace can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
2 : 16.24 {lW} - Now Phar Ace has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 16.28 {lW} - Phar Ace takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
2 : 16.32 {rW} - A long looping handpass to 3KZ is Football.
2 : 16.37 {rW} - royboy2 receives his handpass.
2 : 16.43 {rW} - royboy2 handball was too wide.
2 : 16.47 {lW} - FootyGuy13 with some space now.
2 : 16.51 {CHF} - A long pass towards Dinsdale.
2 : 16.55 {CHF} - Dinsdale can't take it.
2 : 16.59 {CHF} - With the ball is Dinsdale.
2 : 17.03 {CHF} - Dinsdale boots toward an open goal.
2 : 17.07 {CHF} - That's a terrible miss.
Roys FFC : 3.5.23
Coney Island Warriors : 5.10.40
2 : 17.16 {FB} - With the ball is Reardo.
2 : 17.2 {rBP} - Finds Ed_Gein with a handball.
2 : 17.24 {rBP} - Hands it off to royboy2.
2 : 17.28 {rBP} - Flicks it to judge judy.
2 : 17.32 {CHB} - The kick seeks out JackNah_8.
2 : 17.36 {CHB} - But Dinsdale is standing in the way and marks.
2 : 17.4 {lHFF} - The ball is now with brian_muz.
2 : 17.45 {lHFF} - brian_muz nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
2 : 17.49 {rHFF} - A slick handpass goes to Barrybran.
2 : 17.53 {rHFF} - Don't tell me he's kicked it.
2 : 17.57 {rHFF} - Barrybran's kick slams into the right goal post.
Roys FFC : 3.5.23
Coney Island Warriors : 5.11.41
2 : 18.05 {FB} - Ed_Gein to send the ball forward.
2 : 18.09 {rHBF} - Kicks to a contest - Roylion looks to get to thre front.
2 : 18.13 {rHBF} - Roylion spills the mark.
2 : 18.17 {rHBF} - Roylion threads his way through traffic.
2 : 18.22 {lHBF} - Handpasses to Mobbs.
2 : 18.26 {lHBF} - Gives the ball to judge judy.
2 : 18.3 {rW} - He kicks towards 3KZ is Football and FootyGuy13.
2 : 18.34 {rW} - 3KZ is Football is outmarked by FootyGuy13.
2 : 18.38 {C} - Reginald Perrin looks downfield.
2 : 18.42 {C} - Reginald Perrin has a bounce.
2 : 18.48 {CHF} - Reginald Perrin touches the ball to the ground.
2 : 18.52 {CHF} - He has another one.
2 : 18.57 {CHF} - Huge handpass to TheInjuryFactory. As good as a kick.
2 : 19.01 {CHF} - TheInjuryFactory has time to take a bounce.
2 : 19.05 {FF} - A long pass towards The Filth Wizard.
2 : 19.09 {FF} - Up goes The Filth Wizard.
2 : 19.13 {FF} - The Filth Wizard with the ball now.
2 : 19.17 {FF} - The Filth Wizard goes for goal.
2 : 19.21 {FF} - This has ended up being far too easy a goal to The Filth Wizard.
Roys FFC : 3.5.23
Coney Island Warriors : 6.11.47
2 : 19.25 {C} - No clear advantage to either side.
2 : 19.34 {C} - SpecialBruce picks it up on the bounce.
2 : 19.38 {C} - A poor handpass but judge judy is up to the challenge.
2 : 19.42 {C} - A lookaway handpass to SpecialBruce.
2 : 19.46 {C} - Gives the ball to judge judy.
2 : 19.5 {C} - judge judy didn't see that tackle coming from spudmaster.
2 : 19.54 {lW} - The ball is now with FootyGuy13.
2 : 19.58 {rHFF} - A spearing pass towards Barrybran.
2 : 20.02 {rHFF} - Horrific choice of kick and Mobbs will mark unopposed.
2 : 20.07 {lHBF} - Mobbs breaks a tackle and is off.
2 : 20.11 {CHB} - Almost a throw to JackNah_8.
2 : 20.15 {CHB} - JackNah_8's tripped over his own feet and Dinsdale just has to pick the ball up next to him.
2 : 20.19 {rHFF} - Barrybran with a little space.
2 : 20.23 {rHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to spudmaster.
2 : 20.27 {rHFF} - He's tackled but manages to get the shot away.
2 : 20.31 {rHFF} - spudmaster puts it through for a behind.
Roys FFC : 3.5.23
Coney Island Warriors : 6.12.48
2 : 20.4 {FB} - Ed_Gein slowing down the play.
2 : 20.44 {FB} - Ed_Gein has time to take a bounce.
2 : 20.48 {FB} - Hands it off to fitzroybowiedog.
2 : 20.54 {rBP} - Gets a handpass away to Ed_Gein.
2 : 20.58 {rBP} - Dodgy handpass - and he's penalised.
2 : 21.02 {lFP} - zackah takes off.
2 : 21.07 {lFP} - zackah from thirty metres.
2 : 21.1 {lFP} - It's a goal. zackah has 2.
Roys FFC : 3.5.23
Coney Island Warriors : 7.12.54
2 : 21.15 {C} - Easy tapout for judge judy.
2 : 21.23 {rW} - TheInjuryFactory through heavy traffic.
2 : 21.27 {C} - A long looping handpass to Reginald Perrin.
2 : 21.31 {C} - Handballs over the top to TheInjuryFactory.
2 : 21.36 {C} - Handpasses to Ocha905.
2 : 21.39 {C} - The crowd will go nuts if this goes through.
2 : 21.43 {C} - Bending back ... too far. A minor score to Ocha905.
Roys FFC : 3.5.23
Coney Island Warriors : 7.13.55
2 : 21.52 {FB} - Ed_Gein to send the ball forward.
2 : 21.56 {lBP} - Hands it off to windyhill.
2 : 22 {rBP} - Huge handpass to Ed_Gein. As good as a kick.
2 : 22.04 {rBP} - Ed_Gein is crunched in a tackle.
2 : 22.08 {lFP} - zackah has possession.
2 : 22.12 {lFP} - zackah from point blank range.
2 : 22.16 {lFP} - Straight through the centre.
Roys FFC : 3.5.23
Coney Island Warriors : 8.13.61
2 : 22.21 {C} - No clear advantage to either side.
2 : 22.29 {C} - Reginald Perrin takes off.
2 : 22.33 {lHFF} - brian_muz presents.
2 : 22.37 {lHFF} - Shocking kick and Roylion will take the mark.
2 : 22.42 {CHB} - JackNah_8 with the ball now.
2 : 22.45 {lHBF} - Mobbs screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
2 : 22.49 {lHBF} - Spoilt by Barrybran.
2 : 22.53 {rHFF} - Barrybran is now off and running.
2 : 23 {rHFF} - Barrybran takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
2 : 23.04 {rHFF} - Crackerjack bump by Mobbs on Barrybran.
2 : 23.08 {rHBF} - Roylion does some crumbing and is away.
2 : 23.12 {rHBF} - He has time to take a bounce.
2 : 23.16 {rHBF} - Quick hands to judge judy.
2 : 23.21 {rHBF} - A slick handpass goes to royboy2.
2 : 23.25 {lHBF} - Sees Mobbs out of the corner of his eye.
2 : 23.28 {lHBF} - No mark taken as Mobbs and Barrybran wrestle for position.
2 : 23.32 {lHBF} - Mobbs fighting to get a clear kick.
2 : 23.37 {C} - He kicks towards SpecialBruce and Reginald Perrin.
2 : 23.41 {C} - Reginald Perrin upset the marking attempt by SpecialBruce.
2 : 23.45 {C} - SpecialBruce does some crumbing and is away.
2 : 23.49 {C} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
2 : 23.53 {rHFF} - HinkleysHeroes trying to offer a lead.
2 : 23.57 {rHFF} - HinkleysHeroes in the best position takes the mark.
2 : 24.01 {rHFF} - HinkleysHeroes takes off.
2 : 24.06 {rHFF} - A quick handpass to royboy2.
2 : 24.1 {rHFF} - He has a bounce.
2 : 24.14 {rHFF} - Quick hands to HinkleysHeroes under pressure.
2 : 24.18 {rFP} - Draws a man and then with hands to judge judy.
2 : 24.22 {rFP} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
2 : 24.27 {rFP} - A snap at goal ....
2 : 24.3 {rFP} - judge judy boots it through and lets spudmaster know all about it.
Roys FFC : 4.5.29
Coney Island Warriors : 8.13.61
2 : 24.34 {C} - judge judy wins the tapout.
2 : 24.43 {C} - SpecialBruce weaves through the congestion.
2 : 24.47 {C} - fitzroybowiedog runs past and takes the handpass.
2 : 24.51 {lW} - He handpasses to Phar Ace.
2 : 24.55 {C} - Handpasses to SpecialBruce.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 2
Roys FFC : 4.5.29
Coney Island Warriors : 8.13.61
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[TheGoatBaron]

This sucks

 

[philreich]

Thankfully for the Roys, the Warriors can't kick straight..........

 

[FootyGuy13]

Thankfully for the Roys, the Warriors can't kick straight..........

I'd kick you for that remark if I could find the goals first.

 

[philreich]

I'd kick you for that remark if I could find the goals first.

If your kicking accuracy is like my tee shots, I'm not worried .

 

[philreich]

3 : 25 {C} - Long handpass to the running fitzroybowiedog.
3 : 25 {C} - royboy2 is outbodied in the ruck contest.
3 : .1 {C} - Reginald Perrin tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
3 : .14 {C} - Reginald Perrin is crunched in a tackle by SpecialBruce.
3 : .18 {C} - Taking the ball is SpecialBruce.
3 : .22 {lHFF} - Mike trying to offer a lead.
3 : .26 {lHFF} - Mike can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
3 : .3 {rHBF} - Purple7x08_24 does some crumbing and is away.
3 : .34 {rHBF} - Quick hands to Ocha905.
3 : .38 {lW} - Boots the ball toward FootyGuy13.
3 : .43 {lW} - Too long for FootyGuy13 and 3KZ is Football marks.
3 : .47 {lW} - Phar Ace picks it up on the bounce.
3 : .51 {rW} - Kick goes sideways.
3 : .55 {rW} - Too strong 3KZ is Football.
3 : .59 {rW} - 3KZ is Football has possession.
3 : 1.03 {rW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
3 : 1.07 {rW} - judge judy bombs it into the forward line.
3 : 1.12 {rW} - Miraculous goal to judge judy.
Roys FFC : 5.5.35
Coney Island Warriors : 8.13.61
3 : 1.16 {C} - Two-handed smash out of the ruck by judge judy.
3 : 1.23 {C} - SpecialBruce with the ball now.
3 : 1.28 {C} - Long handpass to the running fitzroybowiedog.
3 : 1.32 {rHFF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
3 : 1.36 {rHFF} - HinkleysHeroes outbodies Freofalcon and takes the mark.
3 : 1.4 {rHFF} - HinkleysHeroes takes off.
3 : 1.45 {FF} - TheGoatBaron makes an offer.
3 : 1.49 {FF} - Big mark by Raveneyes!.
3 : 1.52 {FB} - Raveneyes sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 1.57 {FB} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
3 : 2.01 {lBP} - Fires out the handpass to toxic.
3 : 2.07 {lBP} - toxic sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
3 : 2.11 {lBP} - Ocha905 runs past and takes the handpass.
3 : 2.15 {CHB} - Kicks in the direction of TubbsFarquhar.
3 : 2.19 {CHB} - TubbsFarquhar can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
3 : 2.24 {rHFF} - The ball is now with HinkleysHeroes.
3 : 2.28 {rHFF} - A lookaway handpass to judge judy.
3 : 2.32 {rHFF} - judge judy nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
3 : 2.35 {rHFF} - He involves HinkleysHeroes in the play.
3 : 2.4 {rHFF} - HinkleysHeroes blazes away at goal.
3 : 2.44 {rHFF} - And HinkleysHeroes scores one behind.
Roys FFC : 5.6.36
Coney Island Warriors : 8.13.61
3 : 2.52 {FB} - toxic looking for a lead.
3 : 2.57 {FB} - A poor handpass but spudmaster is up to the challenge.
3 : 3.01 {lHBF} - He looks for Freofalcon.
3 : 3.05 {lHBF} - HinkleysHeroes drops an absolute sitter.
3 : 3.09 {rHFF} - HinkleysHeroes has it.
3 : 3.13 {rHFF} - That's gonna go mighty close!.
3 : 3.17 {rHFF} - That's one of those special goals. Number 1 for HinkleysHeroes.
Roys FFC : 6.6.42
Coney Island Warriors : 8.13.61
3 : 3.21 {C} - That really should have been thrown up rather than bounced.
3 : 3.3 {C} - Reginald Perrin scoops up the ball.
3 : 3.34 {lHFF} - Handpass to space. brian_muz runs onto it.
3 : 3.38 {lHFF} - brian_muz is crunched in a tackle by Roylion.
3 : 3.42 {lHBF} - Mobbs slowing down the play.
3 : 3.46 {lHBF} - There's a player looking wobbly in the hands of the trainers.
3 : 3.5 - <<< Ocha905 is trading places with toxic >>>
3 : 3.58 {lHBF} - Mobbs streaming down the ground.
3 : 4.03 {CHB} - Fires out the handpass to JackNah_8.
3 : 4.07 {CHB} - What a tackle by Dinsdale.
3 : 4.13 {CHF} - Nobody's checking Dinsdale.
3 : 4.17 {CHF} - What a tackle by JackNah_8.
3 : 4.21 {CHB} - JackNah_8 breaks a tackle and is off.
3 : 4.25 {CHB} - fitzroybowiedog on the end of this.
3 : 4.29 {CHB} - toxic sews fitzroybowiedog up in a fantastic tackle.
3 : 4.33 {CHF} - Dinsdale signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 4.37 {CHF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
3 : 4.41 {lHFF} - He involves brian_muz in the play.
3 : 4.46 {lHFF} - brian_muz from just outside the fifty ...
3 : 4.5 {lHFF} - That takes brian_muz's goal tally to 2.
Roys FFC : 6.6.42
Coney Island Warriors : 9.13.67
3 : 4.54 {C} - TheInjuryFactory times his jump well and wins the tap.
3 : 5.02 {C} - royboy2 signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 5.06 {C} - royboy2 bounces the ball.
3 : 5.1 {CHF} - Another bounce taken by royboy2.
3 : 5.15 {rHFF} - He involves HinkleysHeroes in the play.
3 : 5.19 {rHFF} - Freofalcon nearly lost his fingers to a wayward HinkleysHeroes kick.
3 : 5.23 {lHBF} - Freofalcon signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 5.27 - <<< DERRINALPHIL is coming on to replace windyhill >>>
3 : 5.35 {lHBF} - Nobody's checking Freofalcon.
3 : 5.39 {C} - A kick in the general direction of Reginald Perrin.
3 : 5.43 {C} - SpecialBruce upset the marking attempt by Reginald Perrin.
3 : 5.48 {C} - Reginald Perrin has a paddock.
3 : 5.52 {rW} - He transfers play using Tonga Bob.
3 : 5.56 {rW} - Tonga Bob marks strongly on the lead.
3 : 6 {rW} - Nobody's checking Tonga Bob.
3 : 6.04 {C} - Almost a throw to Reginald Perrin.
3 : 6.08 {C} - Fires out the handpass to toxic.
3 : 6.12 {lHFF} - His kick is hurried.
3 : 6.18 {lHFF} - brian_muz wrestles with Roylion - and wins. Good mark.
3 : 6.22 {lHFF} - With the ball is brian_muz.
3 : 6.26 {CHF} - Handpass to space. Dinsdale runs onto it.
3 : 6.31 {CHF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
3 : 6.35 {CHF} - A lookaway handpass to spudmaster.
3 : 6.39 {CHF} - spudmaster has time to take a bounce.
3 : 6.43 {rHFF} - He involves Barrybran in the play.
3 : 6.47 {lHFF} - He transfers play using brian_muz.
3 : 6.51 {lHFF} - Shocking kick and Roylion will take the mark.
3 : 6.55 {CHB} - JackNah_8 has it.
3 : 7 {rHBF} - Fires out the handpass to Roylion.
3 : 7.04 {lHBF} - Handballs to Mobbs.
3 : 7.08 {lHBF} - He has time to take a bounce.
3 : 7.12 {lW} - Another bounce taken by Mobbs.
3 : 7.16 {lW} - Mobbs is still looking for options and takes another.
3 : 7.2 {lW} - Handpasses to royboy2.
3 : 7.24 {lW} - A lookaway handpass to judge judy.
3 : 7.28 {lW} - He involves royboy2 in the play.
3 : 7.33 {rW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
3 : 7.37 {rW} - Draws a man and then with hands to judge judy.
3 : 7.41 {CHF} - That kick makes it hard for Elmer_Hauser.
3 : 7.45 {CHF} - Over the head of Elmer_Hauser.
3 : 7.49 {CHF} - Its hard and tough but Elmer_Hauser wins possession.
3 : 7.53 {CHF} - He has time to take a bounce.
3 : 7.57 {CHF} - Elmer_Hauser is crunched in a tackle.
3 : 8.01 {CHB} - TubbsFarquhar with a moment to look downfield.
3 : 8.06 {rW} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on Tonga Bob to mark.
3 : 8.1 {rW} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of Phar Ace.
3 : 8.14 {lW} - Phar Ace turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
3 : 8.18 {C} - A wild handball - but luckily SpecialBruce was well placed to clean up.
3 : 8.24 {C} - Huge handpass to royboy2. As good as a kick.
3 : 8.28 {rW} - 3KZ is Football receives his handpass.
3 : 8.33 {CHF} - His kick is hurried.
3 : 8.37 {CHF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
3 : 8.4 {CHB} - TubbsFarquhar scoops up the ball.
3 : 8.45 {lW} - He rewards the FootyGuy13 lead.
3 : 8.49 {lW} - FootyGuy13 gets too far under the ball.
3 : 8.53 {rW} - 3KZ is Football scoops up the ball.
3 : 8.57 {C} - Sees SpecialBruce out of the corner of his eye.
3 : 9.01 {C} - I can't believe SpecialBruce held on to that. What a mark.
3 : 9.06 {C} - SpecialBruce has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 9.09 {rW} - He kicks sideways towards 3KZ is Football.
3 : 9.13 {rW} - No mark taken as 3KZ is Football and FootyGuy13 wrestle for position.
3 : 9.18 {rW} - 3KZ is Football assessing what lies ahead of him.
3 : 9.22 {rW} - Passes to royboy2 by hand.
3 : 9.26 {rW} - There's been a free against royboy2 for illegal use of the body.
3 : 9.3 {C} - Reginald Perrin signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 9.34 {rHFF} - A mongrel punt in the direction of Barrybran.
3 : 9.38 {rHFF} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of Mobbs.
3 : 9.42 {rHBF} - Roylion slowing down the play.
3 : 9.46 {rHBF} - I believe a change is about to occur.
3 : 9.51 - <<< Paracleet is trading places with The Filth Wizard >>>
3 : 9.59 {rHBF} - Roylion sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 10.03 {lW} - Hurried kick towards Phar Ace.
3 : 10.07 {lW} - Phar Ace is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
3 : 10.11 {rW} - The ball is now with Tonga Bob.
3 : 10.15 {rW} - Phar Ace sews him up!.
3 : 10.19 {C} - SpecialBruce has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 10.23 {C} - Someone call an ambulance for SpecialBruce. Reginald Perrin lined him up and did the job well.
3 : 10.3 {C} - Reginald Perrin turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
3 : 10.34 {lHFF} - Kicks in the direction of brian_muz.
3 : 10.38 {lHFF} - Too long for brian_muz and Roylion marks.
3 : 10.42 {rHBF} - Roylion through heavy traffic.
3 : 10.46 {C} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
3 : 10.51 {C} - Ohhh. SpecialBruce runs back with the flight of the ball and nearly gets cleaned up.
3 : 10.55 {C} - Now SpecialBruce has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 10.58 {C} - Fires out the handpass to fitzroybowiedog.
3 : 11.03 {C} - fitzroybowiedog from just outside the fifty ...
3 : 11.07 {C} - What a happy fellow is fitzroybowiedog.
Roys FFC : 7.6.48
Coney Island Warriors : 9.13.67