Unofficial Preview Showdown XLIV Banter Thread

[rocket18]

I like the message the Powah Club are putting out, not looking for a win or to turn around last weeks effort.

No. They are after a record Showdown crowd!!

FFS their entire focus is off-field rubbish and the koolaiders keep slurping it up.

Still cant understand how the original real maggies supporters put up with their "plastic powah fan engagement" bullshit.

Fos would be rolling over in his grave looking at the shit his club put together now, just win the farken game Portz.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

The standing ovation SPP will get when he gets his possession ( aka clanger) will also be amusing.

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It makes me sick knowing how they'll respond to him. Welcome back poor victim! How dare anyone hold you accountable for your own actions!

 

[flashcrow]

I went over there and tried to start some. Not much passion pushing along banterbury this week.

Yeah, I saw that. At least you didn't get banned

 

[skam85]

Yes but no doubt if something like that happens Janus will be back to his pre-season form best claiming Port will finish top again. Nothing ever changes.

And lauding all their hybrid high backs, sweepers and false 9s.

 

[Coopers]

Yeah, I saw that. At least you didn't get banned

Well there was the one dude who hurled random abuse, but not much else.

 

[Geoffa32]

I went over there and tried to start some. Not much passion pushing along banterbury this week.

Yeah but if they win they will be here afterwards.


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[Roovolution]

If they win, will all be forgiven of Kern and will the Premiership be there’s for the taking again?

 

[GROTTO]

If they win, will all be forgiven of Kern and will the Premiership be there’s for the taking again?

If they win they will rate the Crows a top 4 side.

 

[Roovolution]

If they win they will rate the Crows a top 4 side.

Nice! Woohoo we might be top 4 soon!

 

[Roovolution]

Yeah but if they win they will be here afterwards.


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In waves.....

 

[Damp Squarie]

Koch should change the name of the Fos Williams Port Creed to 'Never tear us apart' and write a few new verses on pre game entertainment, sing alongs and China.

Never Tear Us A Fart

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[Elite Crow]

Anyone got a link to KTs email which basically says they like disappointing losses?

 

[SydCrow]

A bit of snow will help the Paps downhill skiers. But rain will help our pig dog midfield.

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[latinoheat]

Got a bad feeling about this one. Hope I’m wrong . Good week to put an insurance bet on the paer.

 

[Donkey Magoo]

Does anyone else think that the lack of Port supporters on the banter thread goes to the heart of the disintegration of the Port Adelaide culture. In day's gone buy they would be everywhere, defending their troops But watching their players mail it in every week, constantly losing contested ball, even they have given up. They are a shadow of the club that I feared as a child has turned out to be my drongo cousin in a drop sheet.

 

[WheresGroomgone]

The Power fans will be elated if Sticky Paws Pepper gets late touches - although he may be evicted from the establishment.

 

[FR0GGY]

Does anyone else think that the lack of Port supporters on the banter thread goes to the heart of the disintegration of the Port Adelaide culture. In day's gone buy they would be everywhere, defending their troops But watching their players mail it in every week, constantly losing contested ball, even they have given up. They are a shadow of the club that I feared as a child has turned out to be my drongo cousin in a drop sheet.

It’s a bit the banter thread on the Richmond board before our rd3 game, we had zero ammo for them.

 

[CrowBloke]

They are a shadow of the club that I feared as a child has turned out to be my drongo cousin in a drop sheet.

Champagne comedy, cheers!!

 

[subaru]

Janus post about it being Ricciuto's fault might be the high watermark for dumb ******y.

Did Janus say that ?

JimmyBeerCans said it too

 

[subaru]

More and more banners are crossing over into trolling territory, surely we could sneak that out over the PA even if just for a minute or so.

Hope our cheer squad have come up with a suitable retort to the “apricot slice ? Check “ one from last year

 

[raticus_usm]

Hope our cheer squad have come up with a suitable retort to the “apricot slice ? Check “ one from last year

how about

" when our fingers are sticky
its only from the apricot slice"

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[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

how about

" when our fingers are sticky
its only from the apricot slice"

Wow... that would certainly get things going

 

[WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot]

A bit of snow will help the Paps downhill skiers. But rain will help our pig dog midfield.

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Should be sub-20 temp, but no rain.

 

[ad victoriam]

Gee this is a shit banter thread, where the spice where the passion where the true wet weather Port supporter.
maybe we should run a book on when the first Port supporter will comment if they play well.
My bet is if they manage to be up 2 goals then one will be over here making a comment.

 

[subaru]

Does anyone else think that the lack of Port supporters on the banter thread goes to the heart of the disintegration of the Port Adelaide culture. In day's gone buy they would be everywhere, defending their troops But watching their players mail it in every week, constantly losing contested ball, even they have given up. They are a shadow of the club that I feared as a child has turned out to be my drongo cousin in a drop sheet.

Defending the indefensible is never easy
Unless you go the KT where disappointing losses by a group described as soft is “just how they like it “

FFS. WHAT IS GOING ON OVER THERE???