- Aug 17, 2006
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If i am a carlton player and sees Benny cousin look a little down, i would go up to him and sledge him: 'hey benny boy, u looking for ur cocain mate, got some in my bag, wanna share it during half time break?'
Mad sledge. What else ya got?
I've always been a little bemused by the subject of racial sledging. Now I am not saying that the use of derogatory names is fine, far from it. My issue is when someone uses the word "black".
If someone called an Aboriginal player "black magic", I am pretty sure an aboriginal player would not be getting upset over that. But if they called them a "black c***", they would probably get upset and scream racial vilification.
But what are they getting upset over? The fact they said "black" or "c***"? As soon as the following word becomes offensive, the "black" makes it worse? How about this, YOU ARE BLACK!
The issue with this (apart from the obvious problem of comparing the colour of someone's skin to the colour of shirt he's wearing) is that by placing the word 'black', 'Australian', 'Pom' etc..etc...next to a derogatory word, you are basically making the adjective that you've used derogatory as well.
Any sledges based on race or religion are completely below the belt.
Family is an interesting one. As long as the statement has no real basis it's fine in my book, e.g. "Your sister has a bigger c**k than Bazza". When you start entering territory in which there is some truth (and as a result real malice) behind the sledge (i.e. Minson & Cornes), that is completely uncalled for.
When it comes to comments directly relating to the player in question (Slater & Riewoldt), fair game as far as I'm concerned. They are professionals and should easily be able to brush of sledges about themselves.
Any sledge regarding a player's ability, courage, haircut, weight is ok by me. With regards to family members, the South Park rule applies. Ever wonder why the South Park writers get away with all the stuff they put in their episodes about various celebrities? It's because it is obviously ridiculous. Therefore, it may be seen as rational that if you break out the old "I rooted your mum last night" line, an opponent shouldn't get upset, because it is clearly a ridiculous statement.
The flipside to that is the Mia Wallace in Pulp Fiction rule. Anytime you are resorting to sledging against an opponent whom you barely know, you have little to no idea how they are going to react. To paraphrase, they can't promise not to get offended. You can let fly with your sledge and their natural inclination may be to get offended (or start throwing cut lunches). That's the risk someone takes when sledging an opponent and if it is found to be unprovoked and something that would be expected to cause offence to a reasonable person, then the sledger should be held accountable.
The final rule is the McGrath/Sarwan rule. McGrath (great cricketer, ordinary sledger) asks Sarwan "what does Brian Lara's **** taste like?"
Sarwan: "I don't know. Ask your wife."
McGrath loses the plot and has to be restrained. Sarwan goes on to make a ton. McGrath looks extremely silly.