Song Contest Part XV, Host: Back One Out, Theme: Woodwind Instruments, Votes Due: Sunday 10pm AEDT

[Elton Johns Wig]

KISS?

Un ****ing brunchy brother.

 

[ChappyUK]

Jazz sucks.

Weed sucks.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Jazz sucks.

Musical wank

 

[Lijerica]

Un ******* brunchy brother.

Sorry (not sorry).

 

[William Wonka]

Genuinely the worst and most objectively incorrect opinion I've ever seen on here.

Ive been through this before.

I believe I used the analogy
'Jazz is like fish sauce.'

A dash of it mixed in with other flavors is awesome- it adds a complexity and depth.

However if you pour yourself a nice cold glass of that shit and get skolling you will quickly realize it is in fact racid anchovy juice.

Weed sucks.

Shoegaze is like jazz for emo hipsters.

 

[ChappyUK]

Musical wank

Yes but what's it got to do with jazz.

 

[Lijerica]

As a spoon player myself, I've always thought that "The Spoon Lady" is good, but sometimes not great. Thus is a good one though.

 

[ChappyUK]

Ive been through this before.

I believe I used the analogy
'Jazz is like fish sauce.'

A dash of it mixed in with other flavors is awesome- it adds a complexity and depth.

However if you pour yourself a nice cold glass of that s**t and get skolling you will quickly realize it is in fact racid anchovy juice.


Shoegaze is like jazz for emo hipsters.

Weed is like Ed Sheeran for drug takers.

 

[SSwans2011]

Ive been through this before.

I believe I used the analogy
'Jazz is like fish sauce.'

A dash of it mixed in with other flavors is awesome- it adds a complexity and depth.

However if you pour yourself a nice cold glass of that s**t and get skolling you will quickly realize it is in fact racid anchovy juice.


Shoegaze is like jazz for emo hipsters.

Your argument is that it essentially needs to be watered down with other genres because it has too much complexity and depth for you. I was going to rebut this post, but if you read it back, you did it for me.

 

[Plugger35]

Not a fan of jazz either, surprised that anyone under the age of 60 would like it.

 

[SSwans2011]

Purple Mountains

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

I believe I used the analogy
'Jazz is like fish sauce.'

A dash of it mixed in with other flavors is awesome- it adds a complexity and depth.

However if you pour yourself a nice cold glass of that s**t and get skolling you will quickly realize it is in fact racid anchovy juice.

Jazz is so ****ing broad. Some of it ain't my thing, but most is.

I'm not sitting there and putting 3 LP's on back to back. But gee, there is some ****ing great jazz out there.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

That is a great playlist. I've just had a skim, it's real good.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Purple Mountains

Blue Underpants.

 

[William Wonka]

Weed is like Ed Sheeran for drug takers.

Pills are for people who enjoy dressing up in sesame street pyjamas and tounge kissing their mates in the middle of a field.

 

[SSwans2011]

That is a great playlist. I've just had a skim, it's real good.

Agreed. My shortlist is beyond 5 without listening to anything. That's a seriously good sign.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

tounge kissing

Lemme guess, tongue kissing on the lounge? Amirite?

 

[Lijerica]

Not a fan of jazz either, surprised that anyone under the age of 60 would like it.

Timeless IMHBO.

Although I agree with William Wonka that when worked with other genres, especially rap and minimalist, it's great as well.

 

[ChappyUK]

Pills are for people who enjoy dressing up in sesame street pyjamas and tounge kissing their mates in the middle of a field.

You really do live in a world of pure imagination.

 

[GreyCrow]

Lemme guess, tongue kissing on the lounge? Amirite?

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Yes but what's it got to do with jazz.

I'm so glad you asked.

A great scene from the film where Jimmy the lips refers to Jazz as musical wank

 

[Jazny]

I am in with a billy is nom, but its special to me

 

[GreyCrow]

#ThemeIdea

Songs on your workout playlist

 

[GreyCrow]

I am in with a billy is nom, but its special to me

It would have to be terrible to get the Billy. There are 3 or 4 I can see might be frontrunners. But the rest of the playlist looks ok