Media Sterge Tonight presents: The Top 7 Rookies S23 (extended) edition

[Sterge]

Top 7 Rookies S23 (Extended) Edition.

It's that time again the annual rookie countdown extravaganza but this time with a twist. After suggestion (read: complaining) from various sections this year the countdown will include everyone* with the top 7 to be invited down to the Sterge Tonight studios for exclusive interviews.

That concludes the formal part of the presentation so let's get down to business


Rookies

Last: Plugger35
Equal Second Last: Most of the bombers Rookies
Equal 24th: Inactives
Equal 23rd: A bunch of unimportant people
Equal 22nd: Some other people
Equal 21st: Eagling & Milera2betts
20th: Tony Lynn 15
19th: Arrowman
18th: George
17th: TheCoach16
16th: philreich
15th: comewhatmay
14th: GreyCrow
13th: 06premiers
12th-8th
7th: MaxMinch
6th: nahnah
5th: PhenomenalV1
4th: Blaze Storm
3rd: Fryer Tuck
2nd: HumanMeatball
1st: Elton Johns Wig

*I asked most of the captains who their rookies were so if you aren't included it's because your captain hates you

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[Sterge]

Not wanting to waste any time in last place and easily the worst rookie of season 23

Come on down

Last: Plugger35


One of the final acts in what was the shitshow known as RU_'s captaincy was to recruit Plugger35, a bloke known more for whinging about umpires than quality banter. Managed to make 1 post before riding off into the sunset and never being seen again. Without a doubt the worst recruit on season 23 and dare we say it possibly ever.

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[fitzroybowiedog]

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*I asked most of the captains who their rookies were so if you aren't included it's because your captain hates you

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I swear you never asked me, nahnah, CALL ME SNAKE and Barrels. I swear.

 

[Sterge]

I swear you never asked me, nahnah, CALL ME SNAKE and Barrels. I swear.

some captains bothered to list them in the squad submission thread. Got all your 3

1 even got a call up for an interview

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

I swear you never asked me, nahnah, CALL ME SNAKE and Barrels. I swear.

WTF
this could be my Brad Hardie ' take the jumper off in disgust and wave it at the coaches box' moment.
Thats ok. I can just change my "roys 4 life" tattoo to " boys 4 life"

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Not wanting to waste any time in last place and easily the worst rookie of season 23

Come on down

Last: Plugger35


One of the final acts in what was the shitshow known as RU_'s captaincy was to recruit Plugger35, a bloke known more for whinging about umpires than quality banter. Managed to make 1 post before riding off into the sunset and never being seen again. Without a doubt the worst recruit on season 23 and dare we say it possibly ever.

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Not even a rookie. Played for the Warriors when they first came into the comp.

 

[Sterge]

Not even a rookie. Played for the Warriors when they first came into the comp.

Just let me take a shot at the demons ok

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Just let me take a shot at the demons ok

 

[Dennis Trumpet]

Personal vendettas getting in the way of factual accuracy.


#fakenews

 

[Sterge]

Personal vendettas getting in the way of factual accuracy.


#fakenews

I have correctly predicted 100% of EKA winners so far, I can't be expected to know that plugger isn't a real rookie

 

[HaroLad]

You're technically a rookie yourself.

 

[BRAB]

1.)Furies rookie.

Time to pack it up folks.

 

[Blacky]

Just let me take a shot at the demons ok

There is plenty of opportunity elsewhere

#demonBRAB

 

[BRAB]

There is plenty of opportunity elsewhere

#demonBRAB

campaigner

 

[Sterge]

1.)Furies rookie.

Time to pack it up folks.

Do your research mate this will be the 3rd incarnation of the top 7 Rookies and a Fury has only been #1 once

 

[BRAB]

Do your research mate this will be the 3rd incarnation of the top 7 Rookies and a Fury has only been #1 once

Sorry tgrs I didn't quite get that

 

[Sterge]

Sorry tgrs I didn't quite get that

As witty and clever as always

 

[BRAB]

As witty and clever as always

Top 7 worthy you reckon

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Sorry tgrs I didn't quite get that

You are a creative and original person.

You need to become an author.

 

[Noidenous]

Not wanting to waste any time in last place and easily the worst rookie of season 23

Come on down

Last: Plugger35


One of the final acts in what was the shitshow known as RU_'s captaincy was to recruit Plugger35, a bloke known more for whinging about umpires than quality banter. Managed to make 1 post before riding off into the sunset and never being seen again. Without a doubt the worst recruit on season 23 and dare we say it possibly ever.

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They should count themselves lucky.

He only made one post (really, the rest of the sentence is redundant from this point) AND they got to put a name up on their team sheet ever since.

 

[BRAB]

Extended

No kidding.

 

[spookism]

Not even a rookie. Played for the Warriors when they first came into the comp.

Just let him have this, it's all he's got

 

[Sterge]

Just let him have this, it's all he's got

You should pay attention you might learn a thing or two about quality media

 

[Sterge]

In equal second last place we have a selection of rookies mass recruited who all offered nothing at a tad over 50% failure rate HaroLad's recruiting was interesting to say the least. Bringing in 15 new rookies with only 1 really making a big impact on the league

To accept the equal second last award on behalf of JD Tomahawk, Biggy_Boy, Established1870, cm_perfect, Alfred_, Royce Hafey, dangerwood & Richoman Tiger's

Equal Second Last: HaroLad

A visual representation of HaroLad as he watched his rookies this season​

 

[fumbler]

You're technically a rookie yourself.

Ummm...... no.