Media Super League - Baghdad Eshays Official Champions

[PMBangers]

Ah **** gotta do a pinned post as well

Southside shitgibbons: TheInjuryFactory, NaturalDisaster, manangatang, Headless pantskyle , Elton Johns Wig , Broken , Proper Gander , Agent93, Riviat , beez, Rodney Dangerfield, spookism, The Jesus, SSwans2011, Dav, Blacky, brahj, Kennedy Parker, fitzroybowiedog

Springfield Isotopes: krakouers85, Marlowe, tony, serial_thrilla, Muddiemoose, Smartys Power, Bastyy, Chipmunk, Ned_Flanders , GWS Goose , NinjaSwan, Rioli8217, Knifey Spoony, Kilroy, T2B_ , MC Bad Genius, hotchilli, Dancing Potato , Dory_77, Cactus_

Baghdad Eshays: Callums_Guns, Tarkyn_24, Strigoi, Antonio BlueVein, Tonga Bob , Dingster , Bonz , Metalcrusher , philreich , cooney, The Half Back , sausageroll, Mozzie19, Yakker, ClarkeM, JackNah_8, thewizardmelon, WaynesWorld19 , haydo, moginie

Supersuns FFC: Supersuns, Tigerturbulance, Mobbs, The Filth Wizard, HaroLad, GREENESHOOTS , BLUEALLTHRU, Lingua Ignota , PMBangers , KohPhi, croweater 41 , por_please_ya , fumbler, SarahSmiles, Chief, zackah, ImissFrosty, Zevon, SM, GreyCrow

East Side Rebrands: Hate, Tony Lynn 15 , Wosh, U2tigers , Barrybran , MWPP , Ant Bear, JoshWoodenSpoon, Millky95 , damicky , Lore, ant555, Loonerty, BRAB, miggs, boncer34, RobR, TheCoach16, SweetD, Pie 4 Life

Tittybong Thunder: TJASTA, Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever , sante, A Swallow , omgfridge , _Mike_ , JT_the_Man , Pickitt, Brenton Davy , eth-dog , nahnah, Cap, Pugsley, Catsnlakers, GremioPower , DockerDen5215, TedDougChris, FootyGuy13 , Jabba73, I Dont Care

 

[PMBangers]

We can settle this on the streets, if you'd prefer. Guatemala rules. One weapon each.

Can I bring my Gold City Royals 200th game celebratory jumper for you to sign?

 

[Marlowe]

Can I bring my Gold City Royals 200th game celebratory jumper for you to sign?

I'll sign it with your blood.

 

[PMBangers]

I'll sign it with your blood.

A simple 'Yes' would've sufficed

 

[Marlowe]

A simple 'Yes' would've sufficed

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Some snags are just overloaded and no manner of forking can deal with them. They will just continue to splutter and explode on the bbq.

PMBangers 'putting the fat into the fatuous' since goodness knows when.

 

[SSwans2011]

Baghdad Bigcocks? Good luck finding much local representation if you're only drafting existing qooty players.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Baghdad Bigcocks? Good luck finding much local representation if you're only drafting existing qooty players.

You been spying again...

 

[SSwans2011]

You been spying again...

Tony Lynn 15 sends me unrequested nudes of all your players every time he tries to lure me across. Have to say, don't like what I see.

The Wonders change rooms on the other hand... BOY OH BOY WOWEE

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Tony Lynn 15 sends me unrequested nudes of all your players every time he tries to lure me across. Have to say, don't like what I see.

The Wonders change rooms on the other hand... BOY OH BOY WOWEE

You told me the photo of Pugsley almost took your eye out!

 

[SSwans2011]

You told me the photo of Pugsley almost took your eye out!

To paraphrase, my initial response was "Jesus Christ **** me dead, what in the absolute **** is that?"

 

[PMBangers]

Baghdad Bigcocks? Good luck finding much local representation if you're only drafting existing qooty players.

A lot of Roosters to choose from mate

 

[SSwans2011]

A lot of Roosters to choose from mate
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"****-a-doodle-doo" - HaroLad (circa 2018)

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

To paraphrase, my initial response was "Jesus Christ fu** me dead, what in the absolute fu** is that?"

It was like a baby’s arm holding an apple!

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

It was like a baby’s arm holding an apple!

#meatshield duty is Big George Pell

 

[PMBangers]

The First of our list manager interviews is with the most youthful of the bunch, a truly intriguing character of minimal intelligence and questionable values, he was perfect for the Royals. This was before he fell into the cult of the well renowned 'Nerd Club', where he's tasteless and far too personal jokes and insults saw him quickly rise up as a leader amongst the group. Sensing this shift of power, I quickly moved and got him on side for the Super League so I didn't get Usurped, lets check in with this young gun prior to the draft;



PMBangers: Hello *insert list manager name here*
krakouers85: I know I’m a rookie but I have a name you know

and welcome to history, first off, thanks for being apart of this, how does it feel to be deemed suitable as a franchise owner/ list manager/ whatever in the Super League?
These questions seem formulaic like they were written by an unfunny Dav , keep it up PMBangers , it’s an upgrade

That's fantastic, we're excited to have you on board! Looking ahead to the draft, what positions will you be prioritising with your early picks and who might fill them?
Well
(Whispers in ear)
Then
(Whispers in ear)
While you
(Whispers in ear)
(Punching motion)

Do you think SFA posting is going to come into account for you here, or are you all on field performance focused?
Hold on a minute, this was all your idea
Our performances will be perfectly cromulent and we will strive to embiggen our players on the field

What inspired your new franchise's name and moniker?
I had a dream
Ahem
(Pulls rehearsed speech from his pocket)
<edited by PMBangers due to copyright issues>
And that’s how I cured all disease, ended war and reunited the entire cast of TV’s facts of life including long time hold out Tootie

Will you be carrying over traditional SFA values, or do you have a different vision for your Super League team?
SFA has values? Well you learn something new every day
I want our players to know they can try


Is there anyone we can officially rule out from being selected by you?
That stupid ####ing ####head Supersuns
I hope he personally gets relegated

And finally, you've seen the competition, are you confident of winning the inaugural tournament?


Thanks a bunch young man, truly inspiring responses to these deeply personable questions, and finally any closing statements?

 

[Dav]

The First of our list manager interviews is with the most youthful of the bunch, a truly intriguing character of minimal intelligence and questionable values, he was perfect for the Royals. This was before he fell into the cult of the well renowned 'Nerd Club', where he's tasteless and far too personal jokes and insults saw him quickly rise up as a leader amongst the group. Sensing this shift of power, I quickly moved and got him on side for the Super League so I didn't get Usurped, lets check in with this young gun prior to the draft;

View attachment 1243145

PMBangers: Hello *insert list manager name here*
krakouers85: I know I’m a rookie but I have a name you know

and welcome to history, first off, thanks for being apart of this, how does it feel to be deemed suitable as a franchise owner/ list manager/ whatever in the Super League?
These questions seem formulaic like they were written by an unfunny Dav , keep it up PMBangers , it’s an upgrade

That's fantastic, we're excited to have you on board! Looking ahead to the draft, what positions will you be prioritising with your early picks and who might fill them?
Well
(Whispers in ear)
Then
(Whispers in ear)
While you
(Whispers in ear)
(Punching motion)

Do you think SFA posting is going to come into account for you here, or are you all on field performance focused?
Hold on a minute, this was all your idea
Our performances will be perfectly cromulent and we will strive to embiggen our players on the field

What inspired your new franchise's name and moniker?
I had a dream
Ahem
(Pulls rehearsed speech from his pocket)
<edited by PMBangers due to copyright issues>
And that’s how I cured all disease, ended war and reunited the entire cast of TV’s facts of life including long time hold out Tootie

Will you be carrying over traditional SFA values, or do you have a different vision for your Super League team?
SFA has values? Well you learn something new every day
I want our players to know they can try

View attachment 1243149
Is there anyone we can officially rule out from being selected by you?
That stupid ####ing ####head Supersuns
I hope he personally gets relegated

And finally, you've seen the competition, are you confident of winning the inaugural tournament?
View attachment 1243152

Thanks a bunch young man, truly inspiring responses to these deeply personable questions, and finally any closing statements?
View attachment 1243160

Don’t tag me or my son ever again

 

[HaroLad]

"****-a-doodle-doo" - HaroLad (circa 2018)

what?

 

[Broken]

The First of our list manager interviews is with the most youthful of the bunch, a truly intriguing character of minimal intelligence and questionable values, he was perfect for the Royals. This was before he fell into the cult of the well renowned 'Nerd Club', where he's tasteless and far too personal jokes and insults saw him quickly rise up as a leader amongst the group. Sensing this shift of power, I quickly moved and got him on side for the Super League so I didn't get Usurped, lets check in with this young gun prior to the draft;

View attachment 1243145

PMBangers: Hello *insert list manager name here*
krakouers85: I know I’m a rookie but I have a name you know

and welcome to history, first off, thanks for being apart of this, how does it feel to be deemed suitable as a franchise owner/ list manager/ whatever in the Super League?
These questions seem formulaic like they were written by an unfunny Dav , keep it up PMBangers , it’s an upgrade

That's fantastic, we're excited to have you on board! Looking ahead to the draft, what positions will you be prioritising with your early picks and who might fill them?
Well
(Whispers in ear)
Then
(Whispers in ear)
While you
(Whispers in ear)
(Punching motion)

Do you think SFA posting is going to come into account for you here, or are you all on field performance focused?
Hold on a minute, this was all your idea
Our performances will be perfectly cromulent and we will strive to embiggen our players on the field

What inspired your new franchise's name and moniker?
I had a dream
Ahem
(Pulls rehearsed speech from his pocket)
<edited by PMBangers due to copyright issues>
And that’s how I cured all disease, ended war and reunited the entire cast of TV’s facts of life including long time hold out Tootie

Will you be carrying over traditional SFA values, or do you have a different vision for your Super League team?
SFA has values? Well you learn something new every day
I want our players to know they can try

View attachment 1243149
Is there anyone we can officially rule out from being selected by you?
That stupid ####ing ####head Supersuns
I hope he personally gets relegated

And finally, you've seen the competition, are you confident of winning the inaugural tournament?
View attachment 1243152

Thanks a bunch young man, truly inspiring responses to these deeply personable questions, and finally any closing statements?
View attachment 1243160

I want it on the record that I didn't say Boo-urns.

 

[U2tigers]

Who the **** does interviews before the draft.

Get on with it already

 

[Bastyy]

Who the fu** does interviews before the draft.

Get on with it already

Do you pay attention to the real AFL draft? We have ****ing 2 more months of interviews with list managers to get through yet

 

[U2tigers]

Do you pay attention to the real AFL draft? We have ******* 2 more months of interviews with list managers to get through yet

Good point, but we all like the draft night itself.

 

[PMBangers]

Do you pay attention to the real AFL draft? We have ******* 2 more months of interviews with list managers to get through yet

How would you describe the tiers of talent in this draft?

 

[Bastyy]

How would you describe the tiers of talent in this draft?

I wouldn't

 

[PMBangers]

I wouldn't

Incredibly astute

 

[Muddiemoose]

If I get picked for that stupid Supersuns team instead of the simpsons one I’m gonna be pissed.