Official Match Thread Sweet FA S15 Round 15 : Roys FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at Brunswick Junction Oval

[ThePuppetMaster]

I don't have Pay T V and while sitting here on the couch this is about the most entertaining thing happening. I mean GTV 9 And Ten just don't measure up.

Sounds like you need a strippergram!

 

[Ed_Gein]

Go-rillas!

As for the Baghdad Bombers........

I believe they can't fly
I believe they can't touch the sky
They think about it every now and then
Spread their cheeks and cry again.

 

[Roylion]

Well Mobbs has finally dragged me out of the pub. I thought that's where Roys' training was. I've been waiting for someone to turn up.

 

[beez]

That's what she said!

I see Baghdad replace one dicator (Saddam) with another dictator beez

When you go to your change room toilets after the game, you'll realise the true definition of terrorism.

Bombers ay, doesn't seem like much of a challenge

Ah..the ignorance of a young padawan.

 

[Broken]

When you go to your change room toilets after the game, you'll realise the true definition of terrorism.

Nothing could be worse than the condition they're already in.

 

[beez]

Nothing could be worse than the condition they're already in.

I was talking more metaphorically, you know, as in, we're gonna shit this game in.

 

[Gee Dub]

Nothing could be worse than the condition they're already in.

I told you the reverse kanga was a good idea beez

 

[3KZ is Football]

Roys are set to prevail over the:

by lots and lots and lots to the power of lots. The Bad Dag Bummers are set to fail and fail hard!

 

[Mobbs]

Two TVs here, neither used. The noise is bad from a medical perspective.

 

[Broken]

I told you the reverse kanga was a good idea beez

Still won't matter, to butcher a quote from the Running Man

Bombers : I'm warning you, I get sick. Air sick, car sick. I'm gonna throw up all over your rooms.
Roys : Go ahead. Won't show on these clubrooms.

 

[Stocka]

Sounds like you need a strippergram!

You could probably ask S.Gilbert if he already has something on file...

 

[Stocka]

Two TVs here, neither used.

I reckon there are a few TV's playing for the opposition, mate.

 

[Mobbs]

lol Stocka wants an onball position and he wants it bad!

 

[Mobbs]

Well Mobbs has finally dragged me out of the pub. I thought that's where Roys' training was. I've been waiting for someone to turn up.

Oh wow! Good to see you You might want to start your stretches, say, yesterday!

 

[Shadow Man]

lol Stocka wants an onball position and he wants it bad!

I reckon put him the ruck, that will cure him.

 

[ThePuppetMaster]

You could probably ask S.Gilbert if he already has something on file...

Not exactly what I had in mind...

 

[Shadow Man]

that's a truly horrible graphic 3KZ.

 

[Mobbs]

I reckon put him the ruck, that will cure him.

I know Stocka and I'm not sure two of him would be tall enough.

Actually same for Fat Pizza.

And probably panstkyle.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

[beez]

beez continuing his domination of the Roys.

 

[Broken]

beez continuing his domination of the Roys.

Fail. They are at least 60 years too young to be Roys players.

 

[Maroon Goon]

Sounds like you need a strippergram!

LOL there is quite a few photo's around of my twenty first many many moons ago..I was in a rifle club and the guys ordered a Fatagram Very very embarrassing.

 

[beez]

LOL there is quite a few photo's around of my twenty first many many moons ago..I was in a rifle club and the guys ordered a Fatagram Very very embarrassing.

I'm guessing everyone's cannons failed to fire?

 

[Shadow Man]

LOL there is quite a few photo's around of my twenty first many many moons ago..I was in a rifle club and the guys ordered a Fatagram Very very embarrassing.

you can't just leave it at that, how did it end?

 

[Stocka]

I know Stocka and I'm not sure two of him would be tall enough.

I could well be in the league of Norm Johnstone styled rucks.

 

[Mobbs]

... anyways:

Last round we played good, but not great, fantooty and scraped home against the Dragons. Couldah pummelled them if not for poor, err, completely whowillbuyyyythesebeautifulrooooses kicking at goal, but it was still a tough test.

The last few weeks 3KZ is Football has had his receiving boots on, sneaking out from under the distraction clear dwyerphile royboy 29 has put over everyone. royboy2 had been awesome as well, not so much last week. Ed Gein and Cheetah have been awesome additions. Up forward there has only really been one good week where Fred aimed truly, otherwise its been a right kerfuffle. pantskyle has been awesome around the threads with his threads despite most times being pantsedkyle in his rucking duties. The Goon machine rolls on with an eclectic coverage of subject matter that feels like a transcript of Overnights. He's also been prolific on the field. Up back no-one cares because they're backmen. Freakie has been racking up the attention of the overseers, whether he can maintain his pace with all those injuries, well, nothing some illegal injections can't postpone.

We sit a mere 2 points out of the four. Other teams get to win and lose too, so don't think we simply need to win to play finals. We need to win, then win, and then probably win. Thing is, we can do exactly that.

Bombers are our hardest target. That's because they're the most engorged. I'd say we're a 33% chance of playing finals right now. Beat the Tres Bombres and we're evens.

We couldn't fit all our active players in last week. While awesome, it also sucks. Stocka, Roylion, and probably flea29 will all be knocking at the door this week looking for a spot in the side. What to do, what to do. If we get enough takers, I'm gonna stand out. I've been playing like shit, anyway. Reardo has been a bit preoccupied of recent but obviously he'll have plenty to say.

C'arn the 'rillas, this one and it;s from misery to happiness today. Uh huh (uh huh).

Willy Hill, she used to call it.