Official Match Thread Sweet FA S15 Round 4 : Roys FC vs Fighting Furies at Brunswick Junction Oval

[FattyLumpkin]

Ya promised me Ross Oakly in the forward pocket. Lying bastards.

I had been going through the various scanarios in me head, now all I've got is a nuffer.

 

[Nuffers]

Ya promised me Ross Oakly in the forward pocket. Lying bastards.

I had been going through the various scanarios in me head, now all I've got is a nuffer.

Don't be to concerned. You'll be dragged after I carve you up.

 

[Nuffers]

This could get very messy with Filthy Sanchez running through the guts

Like a wildebeest

 

[tigland]

Like a wildebeest

mmmmmm wildebeest.

How the Roys don't have wildebeest rissoles for there BBQ still has me perplexed.

 

[Nuffers]

mmmmmm wildebeest.

How the Roys don't have wildebeest rissoles for there BBQ still has me perplexed.

Being the 5th fastest land animal I'm not surprised. They can't catch them.

Unfortunately for the Wildebeest the Cheetah (Fastest) and the Lion (3rd fastest) also find them tasty.......... talk about being genetically screwed over by evolution.

 

[FattyLumpkin]

Sim always drags the BP irrespective of game scenario. It never allows the BP to run out of defence Chris Johnson-esque, bouncing numerous times before shooting for goal from the 50, only to hit the post. (sigh)

 

[Nuffers]

Sim always drags the BP irrespective of game scenario. It never allows the BP to run out of defence Chris Johnson-esque, bouncing numerous times before shooting for goal from the 50, only to hit the post. (sigh)

Sure, blame the Sim.

 

[FattyLumpkin]

Being the 5th fastest land animal I'm not surprised. They can't catch them.

Unfortunately for the Wildebeest the Cheetah (Fastest) and the Lion (3rd fastest) also find them tasty.......... talk about being genetically screwed over by evolution.

So 2nd fastest is Usain Bolt and 4th Ben Johnson??? Do they also hunt wildebeesties?

I must be in the top 10 cos every girlfriend I ever had said I was quick.

 

[pantskyle]

I have a feeling that a huge gorilla would smash any lions or wildebeests.

 

[tigland]

So 2nd fastest is Usain Bolt and 4th Ben Johnson??? Do they also hunt wildebeesties?

No Ben Johnson was caught doping so he is now back in 8th behind the wildebeest. Han Solo and Chewbacca are in 6th and 7th. That hyper-drive is a beast.

 

[Nuffers]

So 2nd fastest is Usain Bolt and 4th Ben Johnson??? Do they also hunt wildebeesties?

I must be in the top 10 cos every girlfriend I ever had said I was quick.

So Bolt is a Pronghorned Antelope and Johnson a Thomson's Gazelle?

I actually pictured you more of a salted slug type speedster to be honest.

 

[Filthy Sanchez]

I would like clarification from Mobbs that if I tackle someone and they happen to suffocate, am I liable?

Big team effort Furies. Remember the stench caused after our 6 game losing streak? That was caused after just sitting in the goal square all game flipping through dirty mags. One run* in the midfield and that will come back in a hurry. As Eq would say - time for a win boys!

* I use the term loosely.

 

[Nuffers]

No Ben Johnson was caught doping so he is now back in 8th behind the wildebeest. Han Solo and Chewbacca are in 6th and 7th. That hyper-drive is a beast.

Especially if it's a NZ shearer chasing Chewy. He's a speedy little furball then.

 

[tigland]

Especially if it's a NZ shearer chasing Chewy. He's a speedy little furball then.

Han solo only hunts princesses. Imagine how ape-shit he and chewy would go if Cinderella was riding a wildebeest.

 

[FattyLumpkin]

I would like clarification from Mobbs that if I tackle someone and they happen to suffocate, am I liable?

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Lifestyle choices and what you do in your spare time is completely up to you

 

[Maroon Goon]

I think Bacon and cheese is enough.

Do you stock the Julia Guilard pack? The one with two tiny breasts two huge thighs in a little red box

 

[FattyLumpkin]

No Ben Johnson was caught doping so he is now back in 8th behind the wildebeest. Han Solo and Chewbacca are in 6th and 7th. That hyper-drive is a beast.

So Super Mario and Australia Post round off the top 10?

 

[Maroon Goon]

Drugs is all you require i hear

 

[tigland]

So Super Mario and Australia Post round off the top 10?

It's a sad day when Flash Gordon has been replaced by a short fat Italian.

 

[FattyLumpkin]

Yeah I agree, but saw Flash the other day and barely recognised him. He's let himself go. Marriage does that to you.

 

[tigland]

Yeah I agree, but saw Flash the other day and barely recognised him. He's let himself go. Marriage does that to you.

what about his commissioner brother. Is he fast?

 

[FattyLumpkin]

Nip, if he were fast he wouldn't need a phone

 

[tigland]

Nip, if he were fast he wouldn't need a phone

that is one hell of a phone

 

[FattyLumpkin]

Bat phone........ Bat light....... ever see Black Caviar lowering herself to that level???? The commissioner is not fast.

 

[FattyLumpkin]

Speedy Gonzales had a bit of toe. He would challenge Usain, or at least Aust Post.