Official Match Thread Sweet FA S15 Round 4 : Roys FC vs Fighting Furies at Brunswick Junction Oval

[Filthy Sanchez]

Do you stock the Julia Guilard pack? The one with two tiny breasts two huge thighs in a little red box

Don't forget the left wing?

 

[Broken]

It's that time again.

The time I reveal this weeks match day pants. I originally planned on a Scottish theme but no. We need something to motivate us to win. We were oh so close last game and it was a tough loss to take.

We need to win, we have to win.

Presenting Explodopants

We lose, we die. Simple.

I'm not sure that they are all sticks of dynamite.

 

[Maroon Goon]

Don't forget the left wing?

That's a bit Cheep Cheep Cheep.

 

[Cutty]

Alright guys, I'm here!

I pulled up a little tight after the game versus the Dragons and have been in intense physiotherapy ever since.

The trainers at Ladies for Gentlemen have been working tirelessly on my stiffness for the last five days and I am now exceptionally relaxed and contented heading into this match.

You have been warned Roys, I have never been this well prepared leading into an SFA match

 

[captain blood 17]

Alright guys, I'm here!

I pulled up a little tight after the game versus the Dragons and have been in intense physiotherapy ever since.

The trainers at Ladies for Gentlemen have been working tirelessly on my stiffness for the last five days and I am now exceptionally relaxed and contented heading into this match.

You have been warned Roys, I have never been this well prepared leading into an SFA match

Yeah Carro does wonders with her man hands. The amount of times I don't think I'll be able to play the next game of fantasy footy, and there it is waiting for me, oiling her hands, ready to go.

 

[EagleOz]

Magic hands

 

[captain blood 17]

Yeah, I have hands like Derickxs. Kick it to me when the game is over, I promise, what could go wrong.

 

[Broken]

Someone just hit a dog out the front of the Brunswick Junction Oval, that should help the BBQ budget this week.

 

[Fred]

Alright guys, I'm here!

I pulled up a little tight after the game versus the Dragons and have been in intense physiotherapy ever since.

The trainers at Ladies for Gentlemen have been working tirelessly on my stiffness for the last five days and I am now exceptionally relaxed and contented heading into this match.

You have been warned Roys, I have never been this well prepared leading into an SFA match

Many of the Roys have the same problem. We're hopeful closing the bar during the half-time break will help prevent it.
If it doesn't, pantskyle will make our outfits a size larger.

 

[BILC]

Yeah, I have hands like Derickxs. Kick it to me when the game is over, I promise, what could go wrong.

Too soon.

 

[pantskyle]

Many of the Roys have the same problem. We're hopeful closing the bar during the half-time break will help prevent it.
If it doesn't, pantskyle will make our outfits a size larger.

If we lose this week the explodopants will get rid of any excess weight.

 

[Mobbs]

I wanna know for what reason you initially had your tights pulled down.

 

[captain blood 17]

Won't happen to us, because " we're men in tights, we're men in tight, (high voice) tight, tights".

 

[EagleOz]

Won't happen to us, because " we're men in tights, we're men in tight, (high voice) tight, tights".

I lold. funny movie

 

[tigland]

I wanna know for what reason you initially had your tights pulled down.

did you watch the Richmond v GC game?

 

[Broken]

did you watch the Richmond v GC game?

I lold. Funny game. royboy2 has volunteered for Karmichael Hunt duties this week (he will be busy).

 

[Cheetah]

Geez, how could the Tiges lose that. Snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.

 

[Cheetah]

Someone just hit a dog out the front of the Brunswick Junction Oval, that should help the BBQ budget this week.

Was it a hot dog?

 

[Mobbs]

did you watch the Richmond v GC game?

Class humility. Many props

 

[pantskyle]

Gameday.

Are we all ready to play?

 

[tigland]

Gameday.

Are we all ready to play?

yes ready. Unless you have some SFA Rugby convert playing.

 

[pantskyle]

yes ready. Unless you have some SFA Rugby convert playing.

Maybe, maybe not.

 

[tigland]

Maybe, maybe not.

just keep me posted thanks.

 

[Reardo]

I see you have all started without me.

I've spent the last two weeks getting reacquainted with myself on a base level. I have discovered I'm quite good at Angry Birds and I drink milk straight from the bottle, just like my scotch.

 

[tigland]

I see you have all started without me.

I've spent the last two weeks getting reacquainted with myself on a base level. I have discovered I'm quite good at Angry Birds and I drink milk straight from the bottle, just like my scotch.

I find scotch out of the bottle has a rubbery taste sometimes.