the BIG FOOTY list of divers

[The Falcon Strike]

Caught the '03 Port v Cats game on Foxtel last night - Wanganeen was really the Baryshnikov of divers wasn't he? It was hard to get angry at him coz he did it with such style and flair.

He is Yoda - he 'feels' the force.

 

[LB#16]

1. Alwyn Davey
2. Angus Monfries
3. Corey Jones
4. Nick Riewoldt
5. Kane Kornes
6. Alan Didak
7. S. Milne
8. Adam Schneider
9. Brad Johnson
10. Steve Johnson
11. Kane Cornes
12. Hayden Ballyntine
13. Bachar Houli
14. Paul Medhurst
15. Mark LeCras

 

[sunnyTEE]

1. Alwyn Davey
2. Angus Monfries
3. Corey Jones
4. Nick Riewoldt
5. Kane Kornes
6. Alan Didak
7. S. Milne
8. Adam Schneider
9. Brad Johnson
10. Steve Johnson
11. Kane Cornes
12. Hayden Ballyntine
13. Bachar Houli
14. Paul Medhurst
15. Mark LeCras
16. Marc Murphy
17. Mitch Robinson

 

[Simon_Nesbit]

1. Alwyn Davey
2. Angus Monfries
3. Corey Jones
4. Nick Riewoldt
5. Kane Kornes
6. Alan Didak
7. S. Milne
8. Adam Schneider
9. Brad Johnson
10. Steve Johnson
11. Kane Cornes
12. Hayden Ballyntine
13. Bachar Houli
14. Paul Medhurst
15. Mark LeCras
16. Marc Murphy
17. Mitch Robinson
18. James Bartel

are we including the "too high" brigade?

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Milne ffs

 

[invinciBlues]

1. Alwyn Davey
2. Angus Monfries
3. Corey Jones
4. Nick Riewoldt
5. Kane Kornes
6. Alan Didak
7. S. Milne
8. Adam Schneider
9. Brad Johnson
10. Steve Johnson
11. Kane Cornes
12. Hayden Ballyntine
13. Bachar Houli
14. Paul Medhurst
15. Mark LeCras
16. Marc Murphy
17. Mitch Robinson
18. James Bartel
19. Dale Thomas

 

[2Sewell4School]

1. Alwyn Davey
2. Angus Monfries
3. Corey Jones
4. Nick Riewoldt
5. Kane Kornes
6. Alan Didak
7. S. Milne
8. Adam Schneider
9. Brad Johnson
10. Steve Johnson
11. Kane Cornes
12. Hayden Ballyntine
13. Bachar Houli
14. Paul Medhurst
15. Mark LeCras
16. Marc Murphy
17. Mitch Robinson
18. James Bartel
19. Dale Thomas
20. Chance Bateman


Hate to admit it though

 

[LET ME TALK]

How is riewoldt a diver? he gets smashed IN THE BACK!!! He cant predict that

1. Pavlich... MAtthew "IM A DIVER" Pavlich. He shouldve been cited on the weekend.
2. Didak- worst ever. Squib is the biggest outside player ever.

 

[bradrowe#32]

1. Alwyn Davey
2. Angus Monfries
3. Corey Jones
4. Nick Riewoldt
5. Kane Kornes
6. Alan Didak
7. S. Milne
8. Adam Schneider
9. Brad Johnson
10. Steve Johnson
11. Kane Cornes
12. Hayden Ballyntine
13. Bachar Houli
14. Paul Medhurst
15. Mark LeCras
16. Marc Murphy
17. Mitch Robinson
18. James Bartel
19. Dale Thomas
20. Chance Bateman
21. Joel Selwood

 

[bradrowe#32]

2. Didak- worst ever. Squib is the biggest outside player ever.

Every team has outside players. There is no use having all 18 players going into the pack to get the ball. Who would they get the ball out to? Didak's job is to create and finish and he does both very well.

 

[Invigoration]

God status: Kurt Tippett
1. Alwyn Davey
2. Angus Monfries
3. Corey Jones
4. Nick Riewoldt
5. Kane Kornes
6. Alan Didak
7. S. Milne
8. Adam Schneider
9. Brad Johnson
10. Steve Johnson
11. Kane Cornes
12. Hayden Ballyntine
13. Bachar Houli
14. Paul Medhurst
15. Mark LeCras
16. Marc Murphy
17. Mitch Robinson
18. James Bartel
19. Dale Thomas
20. Chance Bateman
21. Joel Selwood
22. Bryce Gibbs

 

[melbournemartin]

1. Alwyn Davey
2. Angus Monfries
3. Corey Jones
4. Nick Riewoldt
5. Kane Kornes
6. Alan Didak
7. S. Milne
8. Adam Schneider
9. Brad Johnson
10. Steve Johnson
11. Kane Cornes
12. Hayden Ballyntine
13. Bachar Houli
14. Paul Medhurst
15. Mark LeCras
16. Marc Murphy
17. Mitch Robinson
18. James Bartel
19. Dale Thomas
20. Chance Bateman
21. Joel Selwood
22. Bryce Gibbs
23. Lynden Dunn

Lynden sucks players in and then takes a nice dive. He's not too bad at it either

 

[Simon_Nesbit]

Given #20 and #21 it seems we are include the "duckers".

1. Alwyn Davey
2. Angus Monfries
3. Corey Jones
4. Nick Riewoldt
5. Kane Kornes
6. Alan Didak
7. S. Milne
8. Adam Schneider
9. Brad Johnson
10. Steve Johnson
11. Kane Cornes
12. Hayden Ballyntine
13. Bachar Houli
14. Paul Medhurst
15. Mark LeCras
16. Marc Murphy
17. Mitch Robinson
18. James Bartel
19. Dale Thomas
20. Chance Bateman
21. Joel Selwood
22. Bryce Gibbs
23. Lyndon Dunn
24. Paul Chapman
25. Mark Williams
26. Kurt Tippett (how'd we miss him?)
27. Ben McGlynn

 

[jacko57]

1. Alwyn Davey
2. Angus Monfries
3. Corey Jones
4. Nick Riewoldt
5. Kane Kornes
6. Alan Didak
7. S. Milne
8. Adam Schneider
9. Brad Johnson
10. Steve Johnson
11. Kane Cornes
12. Hayden Ballyntine
13. Bachar Houli
14. Paul Medhurst
15. Mark LeCras
16. Marc Murphy
17. Mitch Robinson
18. James Bartel
19. Dale Thomas
20. Chance Bateman
21. Joel Selwood
22. Bryce Gibbs
23. Lyndon Dunn
24. Paul Chapman
25. Mark Williams
26. Kurt Tippett (how'd we miss him?)
27. Ben McGlynn
28. Lindsay Thomas

(It shows how little exposure North gets if no-one has picked him up before now!)

 

[TeamHurley]

1. Alwyn Davey
2. Angus Monfries
3. Corey Jones
4. Nick Riewoldt
5. Kane Kornes
6. Alan Didak
7. S. Milne
8. Adam Schneider
9. Brad Johnson
10. Steve Johnson
11. Kane Cornes
12. Hayden Ballyntine
13. Bachar Houli
14. Paul Medhurst
15. Mark LeCras
16. Marc Murphy
17. Mitch Robinson
18. James Bartel
19. Dale Thomas
20. Chance Bateman
21. Joel Selwood
22. Bryce Gibbs
23. Lyndon Dunn
24. Paul Chapman
25. Mark Williams
26. Kurt Tippett (how'd we miss him?)
27. Ben McGlynn
28. Lindsay Thomas
29. Luke Hodge

 

[Kaiser Powser]

1. Alwyn Davey
2. Angus Monfries
3. Corey Jones
4. Nick Riewoldt
5. Kane Kornes
6. Alan Didak
7. S. Milne
8. Adam Schneider
9. Brad Johnson
10. Steve Johnson
11. Kane Cornes
12. Hayden Ballyntine
13. Bachar Houli
14. Paul Medhurst
15. Mark LeCras
16. Marc Murphy
17. Mitch Robinson
18. James Bartel
19. Dale Thomas
20. Chance Bateman
21. Joel Selwood
22. Bryce Gibbs
23. Lyndon Dunn
24. Paul Chapman
25. Mark Williams
26. Kurt Tippett (how'd we miss him?)
27. Ben McGlynn
28. Lindsay Thomas
29. Luke Hodge
30. Brent Harvey

 

[StringyDog]

1. Alwyn Davey
2. Angus Monfries
3. Corey Jones
4. Nick Riewoldt
5. Kane Kornes
6. Alan Didak
7. S. Milne
8. Adam Schneider
9. Brad Johnson
10. Steve Johnson
11. Kane Cornes
12. Hayden Ballyntine
13. Bachar Houli
14. Paul Medhurst
15. Mark LeCras
16. Marc Murphy
17. Mitch Robinson
18. James Bartel
19. Dale Thomas
20. Chance Bateman
21. Joel Selwood
22. Bryce Gibbs
23. Lyndon Dunn
24. Paul Chapman
25. Mark Williams
26. Kurt Tippett (how'd we miss him?)
27. Ben McGlynn
28. Lindsay Thomas
29. Luke Hodge
30. Brent Harvey
31. Leroy Jetta

 

[Dangas]

1. Alwyn Davey
2. Angus Monfries
3. Corey Jones
4. Nick Riewoldt
5. Kane Kornes
6. Alan Didak
7. S. Milne
8. Adam Schneider
9. Brad Johnson
10. Steve Johnson
11. Kane Cornes
12. Hayden Ballyntine
13. Bachar Houli
14. Paul Medhurst
15. Mark LeCras
16. Marc Murphy
17. Mitch Robinson
18. James Bartel
19. Dale Thomas
20. Chance Bateman
21. Joel Selwood
22. Bryce Gibbs
23. Lyndon Dunn
24. Paul Chapman
25. Mark Williams
26. Kurt Tippett (how'd we miss him?)
27. Ben McGlynn
28. Lindsay Thomas
29. Luke Hodge
30. Brent Harvey
31. Leroy Jetta
32. Lance Franklin
33. Amon Buchanan
34. ????????????

 

[invinciBlues]

1. Alwyn Davey
2. Angus Monfries
3. Corey Jones
4. Nick Riewoldt
5. Kane Kornes
6. Alan Didak
7. S. Milne
8. Adam Schneider
9. Brad Johnson
10. Steve Johnson
11. Kane Cornes
12. Hayden Ballyntine
13. Bachar Houli
14. Paul Medhurst
15. Mark LeCras
16. Marc Murphy
17. Mitch Robinson
18. James Bartel
19. Dale Thomas
20. Chance Bateman
21. Joel Selwood
22. Bryce Gibbs
23. Lyndon Dunn
24. Paul Chapman
25. Mark Williams
26. Kurt Tippett (how'd we miss him?)
27. Ben McGlynn
28. Lindsay Thomas
29. Luke Hodge
30. Brent Harvey
31. Leroy Jetta
32. Lance Franklin
33. Amon Buchanan
34. Jason Winderlich

 

[GrandBlue]

Where's Gary Ablett? Do people have short memories of the prelim last year against the Pies?

 

[Power King]

Riewoldt
SJohnson
Chapman
JSelwood
Didak

 

[Brad Roo]

22. Bryce Gibbs

I'm surprised he took so long to get a mention.

Surely throwing yourself on the ground to avoid physical contact is a form of diving?

 

[Invigoration]

I'm surprised he took so long to get a mention.

Surely throwing yourself on the ground to avoid physical contact is a form of diving?

He was tough to include, because he really never gets close enough to any other player on the field to dive. It'd look a bit funny to see him sitting out on the back of the square rolling around by himself.

But your technicality sees him slip in.

 

[dan warna]

I'm excluding saints players because of obvious bias but slot them in where you will.

1. Divedak
2. Brad Johnson
3. Steve Johnson
4. Medhurst
5. Mark Williams
6. C Cornes
7. K Cornes
8. Dale Thomas
9. Chapman
10. G.Ablett

In fairness to Ablett and Brad Johnson the do get a lot of unwanted attention that goes unnoticed, similar to Riewoldt so I don't really begrudge them the odd dive.

 

[showdownhero]

I'm not sure if Tippett deserves God Like status for diving. He certainly gave away many more free kicks than he received in 2009. So if he is a diver he aint any good.