Analysis The Coach – Simon 'Standard Practice' Goodwin: It's time to go (for real this time)

[Dory_77]

Hostile takeover from the BigFooty board.

New CEO: Scythe
President: Dancing Potato
Coach: A11dAtP0w3R
Ruck Coach: Topkent
Midfield Coach: Bluelegs
List Manager: Mich0
Mascot: Headless
Comms: tomcruise
PR: The Dr
Security: schmuttt

Club is so back

SugarHealey to be the team psychologist and valet.

 

[Scythe94]

SugarHealey to be the team psychologist and valet.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

I will see myself out if I am not responsible for my own department.

I want you to stay. We can work together but youre not trading Trac for pick 12 & 14 like you said yesterday, im putting my foot down on nonsense like that.

 

[MarcMaverick]

I want you to stay. We can work together but youre not trading Trac for pick 12 & 14 like you said yesterday, im putting my foot down on nonsense like that.

Look guys, I am trying to reach Clarry for a 4:30am training session and all I am gettting is the Cheech and Chong theme music.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Look guys, I am trying to reach Clarry for a 4:30am training session and all I am gettting is the Cheech and Chong theme music.

Ive told Mich to call around and piss him off for whatever we can get. Willing to take F3's coz they come in so handy for trades.

 

[Mich0]

I want you to stay. We can work together but youre not trading Trac for pick 12 & 14 like you said yesterday, im putting my foot down on nonsense like that.

Pick 3 it is.

 

[The Dr]

Hostile takeover from the BigFooty board.

New CEO: Scythe
President: Dancing Potato
Coach: A11dAtP0w3R
Ruck Coach: Topkent
Midfield Coach: Bluelegs
List Manager: Mich0
Mascot: Headless
Comms: tomcruise
PR: The Dr
Security: schmuttt

Club is so back

Should've invited Devastating Boris back as a boxing coach

 

[MarcMaverick]

Should've invited Devastating Boris back as a boxing coach

Huh, so you have two Russians putting these pretty boys through Boot-camp essentially. Ve're going to Siberia! If you don't do Vot Ve say you are going to ze Gulags.

 

[Bluelegs]

I will cherish this forever

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

I will cherish this forever
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Finger must have slipped.

 

[Scythe94]

Should've invited Devastating Boris back as a boxing coach

Grimesy87 as club dentist

 

[Toump Ass]

Hostile takeover from the BigFooty board.

New CEO: Scythe
President: Dancing Potato
Coach: A11dAtP0w3R
Ruck Coach: Topkent
Midfield Coach: Bluelegs
List Manager: Mich0
Mascot: Headless
Comms: tomcruise
PR: The Dr
Security: schmuttt

Club is so back

I'll be that weird lady from the cheersquad.

 

[Daemon]

I see you already have a president but can I be a board member to replace Green? You need a Tasmanian who talks shit to meet the quota.

 

[Dory_77]

I see you already have a president but can I be a board member to replace Green? You need a Tasmanian who talks shit to meet the quota.

You can run the club twitter

 

[Scythe94]

I really should've made a more exhaustive list. Danster planning a coup as we speak

 

[MarcMaverick]

I really should've made a more exhaustive list. Danster planning a coup as we speak

Him, BaliDemon as VP in tow or so I've heard.

 

[Scythe94]

Appears Dory_77 will be the recruiting manager

 

[MarcMaverick]

Somebody needs to be our 'Jessica'

 

[Scythe94]

Him, BaliDemon as VP in tow or so I've heard.

Now there's a name I'd forgotten repressed

 

[MarcMaverick]

Now there's a name I'd forgotten repressed

Oh I wish I could do likewise.

 

[Theseventhhamster]

You guys need someone who turns up every day looking the part but mostly just spends their time counting down the days until they have enough super to tell everyone just how ****ing stupid they are?

 

[MarcMaverick]

You guys need someone who turns up every day looking the part but mostly just spends their time counting down the days until they have enough super to tell everyone just how ****ing stupid they are?

You cool with this Scythe94 ?

 

[Scythe94]

You guys need someone who turns up every day looking the part but mostly just spends their time counting down the days until they have enough super to tell everyone just how ****ing stupid they are?

You'll keep Grimesy in a job, so I'm sold

 

[FootyGuy13]

Scythe94 If you make me the team stats guy, I promise to show up to all games with the Lego haircut.

 

[Scythe94]

Scythe94 If you make me the team stats guy, I promise to show up to all games with the Lego haircut.

Done