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[deeco]

That banana didnt fight 3 blokes for anything other than the last piece of cake at a buffet

Could have a bit of that special how ya doin strength in him though, always an x-factor

 

[Down the throat]

Poor bastard. Clearly deficient

 

[Topkent]

Could have a bit of that special how ya doin strength in him though, always an x-factor

Thats fair hes for sure a bit how ya going.

 

[Russian Demon]

Sounds like he fancies himself as Mr Inbetween

 

[Pickitt]

Does anyone remember when Patrick Dangerfield was playing one of his last games for the Adelaide Crows against Geelong.



It was common knowledge that Dangerfield was heading to Geelong and even though he kicked a goal against them he was applauded by the Geelong faithful. The applause continued pretty much every time he touched the ball.



What if we did something similar for Luke Jackson

9

Luke Jackson

Age

23

Ht

199cm

Wt

102kg

Pos.

F/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.3

2star

K

3.3

1star

HB

5.0

4star

M

1.5

2star

T

1.0

3star

G

0.3

3star

D

8.3

2star

K

3.3

1star

HB

5.0

3star

M

1.5

2star

T

1.0

2star

G

0.3

3star

D

8.3

3star

K

3.3

2star

HB

5.0

4star

M

1.5

2star

T

1.0

3star

G

0.3

3star

. Knowing he is most likely coming to Fremantle next year, We could all give him a rousing reception on Friday night. HAHAHA!!!

lol

 

[markm106]

Be funny if the Freo faithful cheered him all night then he signed with us. I mean we know he’s gooong but that’d be a classic.

 

[Dark Avenger]

lol

If his current output continues it should be a pretty quiet night then.

 

[Topkent]

2:1 ratio of Danster to everyone else in the Jackson thread. We know who to thank when we get a good deal

 

[Crimson Azure]

Could have a bit of that special how ya doin strength in him though, always an x-factor

Fat strength + **** strength = the guy is a weapon.

 

[Vineyy]

I just looked at his Insta account. If Nick Valerio whoever he is, goes missing. We know where to start looking.

wtf I actually know Nick's brother IRL

 

[stEdy]

‘Must be a misprint’: Blues’ shock selection call sparks huge debate as pundit ‘flabbergasted’

‘Must be a misprint’: Blues’ shock selection call sparks huge debate as pundit ‘flabbergasted’

www.foxsports.com.au

“That’s the brutality of the game”: Brownlow Medallist reacts to surprising Blues selection call

"That’s a big story, he’s been one of their best soldiers all year."

www.sen.com.au

Silvagni 'disappointed' after axing for Blues' must-win game

Jack Silvagni was disappointed to be axed from Carlton's best-22 but Michael Voss has backed the versatile tall to return better than ever

www.afl.com.au

This is so

Never seen so much media about the dropping of an average player who plays a specialised position on the ground where they have better players available (De Koning)

So much for Silvagni being a "genuine star"

 

[markm106]

wtf I actually know Nick's brother IRL

I’d be telling him to watch out for Stoody! Lol

 

[markm106]

Dogs board

Melbourne have been like Tigers in so much they have been given huge leeway on questionable tactics bordering on if not out right against the rules but hardly ever get called on it pi55e5 me right off.
Then numpty commentators act like they have somehow revolutionised footy. Give me a spell they had a charmed run with injuries and are a good side but wouldn't call them a great side yet.
Interesting to see how Jackson's departure affects them.

 

[mrmonkey]

"We suck, won’t make finals. Cooked" from freos board, maybe I should check out their ladder predictior.

 

[Grimesy87]

"We suck, won’t make finals. Cooked" from freos board, maybe I should check out their ladder predictior.

It's alright danster has them top 4 still

 

[Dory_77]

It's alright danster has them top 4 still

They're set to make top 4 just so the picks they give us for Jacko are shit.

 

[Gysberts2Bate]

I reckon Freo will bundle out first week of finals, at least we’ll get a pick in the top 12 (before compo/North PP)

 

[RandB]

Fat strength + **** strength = the guy is a weapon.

Definitely a 'stoush in the front yard' sort of guy.

Boxing ring = heart attack.

 

[knackers29]

I reckon Freo will bundle out first week of finals, at least we’ll get a pick in the top 12 (before compo/North PP)

Reckon we've told Freo what we need in the trade and they've started tanking to get their pick low enough.

 

[Proper Gander]

This is weird. From the Wikipedia entry about the Murray Bushrangers:

The Bushrangers have produced some of the current elite Australian Football League players through the AFL Draft including Daniel Cross, Brett Deledio, Steele Sidebottom, Steve Johnson, Jarrad Waite, Kayne Pettifer, Justin Koschitzke, Hamish McIntosh, Barry Hall, Fraser Gehrig, Ben Mathews, Steven King, Robert Campbell, Alipate Carlile, David Mundy, Shannon Byrnes & Laitham Vandermeer

Good of Mrs Vandermeer to keep this list of current elite AFL players up-to-date, but where is Clayton Oliver

13

Clayton Oliver

Age

27

Ht

189cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.8

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

18.4

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

6.3

5star

CL

6.3

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

11.1

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

19.2

5star

K

4.6

2star

HB

14.6

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.8

5star

?

 

[dee_mac]

This is weird. From the Wikipedia entry about the Murray Bushrangers:

The Bushrangers have produced some of the current elite Australian Football League players through the AFL Draft including Daniel Cross, Brett Deledio, Steele Sidebottom, Steve Johnson, Jarrad Waite, Kayne Pettifer, Justin Koschitzke, Hamish McIntosh, Barry Hall, Fraser Gehrig, Ben Mathews, Steven King, Robert Campbell, Alipate Carlile, David Mundy, Shannon Byrnes & Laitham Vandermeer

Good of Mrs Vandermeer to keep this list of current elite AFL players up-to-date, but where is Clayton Oliver

13

Clayton Oliver

Age

27

Ht

189cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.8

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

18.4

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

6.3

5star

CL

6.3

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

11.1

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

19.2

5star

K

4.6

2star

HB

14.6

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.8

5star

?

Just delete Vandermeer and add Oliver. Problem solvered

 

[Bluelegs]

Dogs board

Melbourne have been like Tigers in so much they have been given huge leeway on questionable tactics bordering on if not out right against the rules but hardly ever get called on it pi55e5 me right off.
Then numpty commentators act like they have somehow revolutionised footy. Give me a spell they had a charmed run with injuries and are a good side but wouldn't call them a great side yet.
Interesting to see how Jackson's departure affects them.

Dogs revolutionised throwing the ball and playing for frees.

 

[Dory_77]

This is weird. From the Wikipedia entry about the Murray Bushrangers:

The Bushrangers have produced some of the current elite Australian Football League players through the AFL Draft including Daniel Cross, Brett Deledio, Steele Sidebottom, Steve Johnson, Jarrad Waite, Kayne Pettifer, Justin Koschitzke, Hamish McIntosh, Barry Hall, Fraser Gehrig, Ben Mathews, Steven King, Robert Campbell, Alipate Carlile, David Mundy, Shannon Byrnes & Laitham Vandermeer

Good of Mrs Vandermeer to keep this list of current elite AFL players up-to-date, but where is Clayton Oliver?

Claz would struggle to get a game ahead of VanderMeer, McClean, Rhylee West, et al.

 

[Tempusfugit]

Dogs revolutionised throwing the ball and playing for frees.

Everyone throws the ball these days. It ain't a rule no more, no more, no more, as the song goes, 'bout the Road Jack, or someone...you know, 'hit the RoadJack...'

 

[Bluelegs]

Everyone throws the ball these days. It ain't a rule no more, no more, no more, as the song goes, 'bout the Road Jack, or someone...you know, 'hit the RoadJack...'

That's why they revolutionised it.